# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 369
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7364 "2018-03-20T05:09:04Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Man, I love me some Mississippi mud pie. Arepas are much better (Venezuelan dish) ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7365 "2018-03-20T05:26:47Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > Well, until then promise I will resist posting topics regarding political, social and world issues. I will keep conducting my research and know what I am posting. Copying a little text is OK, as long as you attribute the source. Let everyone know that those are words from someone else. Even if you are typing the words in by hand, that is still plagiarism. And use some restraint: the board has rules about only using exemplary pieces of the source, because of copyright issues. In other words, your posts should primarily be stuff you pull out of your own head. If you put words in this here box, they should be your words, or framed in a quote box with some indication of where you got them. As far as not posting your political/religious/social opinions, you might consider reading threads and thinking about whether you have something valuable (or humorously silly) to offer. Again, use restraint. Many of us here write up a post and deliberately hit the back button instead of the submit. As some person in the distant past said, “_Better to stand silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt_.” ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7366 "2018-03-20T05:30:51Z")
It’s probably better if he just sticks to his self-imposed moratorium. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7367 "2018-03-20T05:31:03Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > … As some person in the distant past said, “_Better to stand silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt_.” We’re far beyond that. ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7368 "2018-03-20T05:35:02Z")
I wish we made new message board categories for more niche and specific topics. You could have Automotive & transportation Beauty & grooming Clothes & fashion Food & dishes Gaming & movies Health & diet Politics & global issues School & education Sports & fitness Physcology Technology & electronics Travel Parenting & relationships And then have a board titled “misc & etc” if you don’t see your thread idea fitting io any of the boards or are just unsure of where it could belong. It can just make topics more easy to post in my opinion ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7369 "2018-03-20T05:36:44Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > It’s probably better if he just sticks to his self-imposed moratorium. Yeah how bout you don’t post then if I am so stupid and annoying? ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7370 "2018-03-20T05:41:00Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Copying a little text is OK, as long as you attribute the source. Let everyone know that those are words from someone else. Even if you are typing the words in by hand, that is still plagiarism. And use some restraint: the board has rules about only using exemplary pieces of the source, because of copyright issues. > > In other words, your posts should primarily be stuff you pull out of your own head. If you put words in this here box, they should be your words, or framed in a quote box with some indication of where you got them. > > As far as not posting your political/religious/social opinions, you might consider reading threads and thinking about whether you have something valuable (or humorously silly) to offer. Again, use restraint. Many of us here write up a post and deliberately hit the back button instead of the submit. As some person in the distant past said, “_Better to stand silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt_.” Alright alright, but no prohibition please. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7371 "2018-03-20T05:42:29Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > So will try to put effort into remembering that I promised this, will hard to forget. I also wish we made new message board categories for more niche and specific topics. You could have > Automotive & transportation > Beauty & grooming > Clothes & fashion > Food & dishes > Gaming & movies > Health & diet > Politics & global issues > School & education > Sports & fitness > Physcology > Technology & electronics > Travel > Parenting & relationships > And then have a board titled “misc & etc” if you don’t see your thread idea fitting io any of the boards or are just unsure of where it could belong. > > It can just make topics more easy to post in my opinion Ever hear of a site called “giraffebo—“ OW! ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I’M GOING, YOU DON’T HAVE TO THROW THINGS… ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7372 "2018-03-20T05:47:07Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Ever hear of a site called “giraffebo—“ > > OW! > > ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I’M GOING, YOU DON’T HAVE TO THROW THINGS… I don’t even remember interacting with you at all outside of this thread ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7373 "2018-03-20T06:19:36Z")
I can’t believe no one has said this yet, so I will. Fuck off. Fuck the fuck off and keep fucking off until you have splattered every molecule of your potential future DNA into a safe space far away from any reproductive potential, from now until eternity. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7374 "2018-03-20T06:39:27Z")
Dang, girl. I agree Luc700 needs to go study his naval somewhere else. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7375 "2018-03-20T06:57:21Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I can’t believe no one has said this yet, so I will. > > Fuck off. > > Fuck the fuck off and keep fucking off until you have splattered every molecule of your potential future DNA into a safe space far away from any reproductive potential, from now until eternity. Like ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7376 "2018-03-20T11:48:24Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Dang, girl. I agree Luc700 needs to go study his naval somewhere else. _Hello, sailor!_ ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7377 "2018-03-20T11:53:15Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > Yeah how bout you don’t post then if I am so stupid and annoying? I vacillated about you being who you claim (a 16 year old developmentally delayed kid) and a really dedicated troll. I’ve decided (for now) you’re the former, rather than the latter. If you’re capable of recognizing the fact that you can be _stupid and annoying_, then you are capable of working on changing your behavior. Don’t get all pissy and butt-hurt by people’s reactions if you choose to continue to act like a snot-nosed fucking brat. Do yourself a favor and meet people half way by not being _stupid and annoying_. You’ll be surprised how much better you’re treated. Learn to say, “I don’t know” and “I don’t understand” rather than pretend like you’ve done “research” when all you did was crib some bullshit from some site that you didn’t understand. Take as long as you need to think about the answers that people provide in response to your posts and learn to appreciate the fact that someone is helping you become better informed. Ask better questions. Work on your grammar. Learn that a correction to wrong headed thinking is not personal criticism. That’s my advice to you. Take it. Or not. Entirely up to you. ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7378 "2018-03-20T12:37:44Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I can’t believe no one has said this yet, so I will. > > Fuck off. > > Fuck the fuck off and keep fucking off until you have splattered every molecule of your potential future DNA into a safe space far away from any reproductive potential, from now until eternity. Nah, how bout you fuck off? Nobody is demanding you to post here. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7379 "2018-03-20T12:40:08Z")
I demand that **Sunny Daze** post here. _Come post with us, **Sunny Daze** …post with us forever and ever…_ ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7380 "2018-03-20T12:45:13Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > I vacillated about you being who you claim (a 16 year old developmentally delayed kid) and a really dedicated troll. I’ve decided (for now) you’re the former, rather than the latter. > > If you’re capable of recognizing the fact that you can be _stupid and annoying_, then you are capable of working on changing your behavior. > > Don’t get all pissy and butt-hurt by people’s reactions if you choose to continue to act like a snot-nosed fucking brat. Do yourself a favor and meet people half way by not being _stupid and annoying_. You’ll be surprised how much better you’re treated. > > Learn to say, “I don’t know” and “I don’t understand” rather than pretend like you’ve done “research” when all you did was crib some bullshit from some site that you didn’t understand. Take as long as you need to think about the answers that people provide in response to your posts and learn to appreciate the fact that someone is helping you become better informed. Ask better questions. Work on your grammar. Learn that a correction to wrong headed thinking is not personal criticism. > > That’s my advice to you. Take it. Or not. Entirely up to you. First off as much I appreciate the advice, who the fuck is to tell how I should post? And when I ask for links for proof I hardly get responded back, look the internet is huge so I understand that some things will take great finding, but at least I actually try to cite my sources. And even when I cite my sources, people use BS excuses like “oh it’s alt-right”, “Dude is old”, etc Look in regards to me appreciating the advice, political opinions are not something you develop easily, I can’t even figure out my stances even yet on the death penalty or abortions. And as much I want to avoid discussing political, social, religious and global problems, our world is going through some dark times again. But hey like I said I am interested in more topics around. Video games, sports, fitness, automotive and etc. ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7381 "2018-03-20T12:49:43Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Dang, girl. I agree Luc700 needs to go study his naval somewhere else. Huh :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7382 "2018-03-20T12:56:26Z")
My pool bet is 12:15 pm today (when spring officially arrives, coincidentally enough)… ---
**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7383 "2018-03-20T13:09:10Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Dang, girl. I agree Luc700 needs to go study his naval somewhere else. Oh kettle, thou art black. You post a crapload more than him and produce far less non-vapid content. (His is trolling, but he puts the work into it. You just spew little drive-by turds with no content at all.) Luciano700 Joined Jan 2018, Total Posts: 746 Posts Per Day: 12.79 Beckdawrek, Joined August 2017 Total Posts: 4,439 Posts Per Day: 21.40. So hows about studying your own navel for twice as long as he does. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=368) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=370)