# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 370
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7384 "2018-03-20T13:24:55Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > I demand that **Sunny Daze** post here. > > _Come post with us, **Sunny Daze** …post with us forever and ever…_ We all post down here. . . ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7385 "2018-03-20T14:18:37Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > No pie today. Only green jello with fruit cocktail added. [Green Jellö](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4ayLgl8K3E) sucks! ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7386 "2018-03-20T14:19:21Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > First off as much I appreciate the advice, who the fuck is to tell how I should post? And when I ask for links for proof I hardly get responded back, look the internet is huge so I understand that some things will take great finding, but at least I actually try to cite my sources. And even when I cite my sources, people use BS excuses like “oh it’s alt-right”, “Dude is old”, etc > > Look in regards to me appreciating the advice, political opinions are not something you develop easily, I can’t even figure out my stances even yet on the death penalty or abortions. And as much I want to avoid discussing political, social, religious and global problems, our world is going through some dark times again. But hey like I said I am interested in more topics around. Video games, sports, fitness, automotive and etc. Personally, I think you’re doing just fine. You write with the clarity of an experienced lawyer. You pose interesting questions like a great science professor, and you debate like a presidential contender. You can’t post anywhere without your minions lining up to learn from your every thought. Look at the infighting you cause as the teeming masses scramble for your attention and recognition. These aren’t bad people, these are great people hungry for the knowledge you bring to their fingertips. Be proud son, you’re one of a kind. Keep on being you. ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7387 "2018-03-20T15:16:45Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Personally, I think you’re doing just fine. You write with the clarity of an experienced lawyer. You pose interesting questions like a great science professor, and you debate like a presidential contender. You can’t post anywhere without your minions lining up to learn from your every thought. Look at the infighting you cause as the teeming masses scramble for your attention and recognition. > > These aren’t bad people, these are great people hungry for the knowledge you bring to their fingertips. Be proud son, you’re one of a kind. Keep on being you. Wise words have never been heard 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7388 "2018-03-20T15:31:23Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > Wise words have never been heard 🙂 Not by you, perhaps. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7389 "2018-03-20T15:40:50Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > First off as much I appreciate the advice, who the fuck is to tell how I should post? And when I ask for links for proof I hardly get responded back, look the internet is huge so I understand that some things will take great finding, but at least I actually try to cite my sources. And even when I cite my sources, people use BS excuses like “oh it’s alt-right”, “Dude is old”, etc > > Look in regards to me appreciating the advice, political opinions are not something you develop easily, I can’t even figure out my stances even yet on the death penalty or abortions. And as much I want to avoid discussing political, social, religious and global problems, our world is going through some dark times again. But hey like I said I am interested in more topics around. Video games, sports, fitness, automotive and etc. JFC, you’re an annoying little shit. Fine. Have it your way. And don’t let me hear any fucking whining from your smacked punk ass. Understand? Good luck and enjoy the rest of your stay… ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7390 "2018-03-20T15:46:36Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > JFC, you’re an annoying little shit. Fine. Have it your way. And don’t let me hear any fucking whining from your smacked punk ass. Understand? Good luck and enjoy the rest of your stay… This thread is now on a swing. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7391 "2018-03-20T15:51:34Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > This thread is now on a swing. Porkpie cats bounce down. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7392 "2018-03-20T15:53:32Z")
Something’s on a swing. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7393 "2018-03-20T16:09:12Z")
Swing low, sweet…oh nm. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7394 "2018-03-20T16:19:33Z")
It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7395 "2018-03-20T16:21:00Z")
Would you like to swing on a star? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7396 "2018-03-20T16:25:10Z")
Schwing! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7397 "2018-03-20T16:30:52Z")
**Front Porch Swing Cocktail** 1 1⁄2 oz Cucumber Vodka 3 oz White wine (sauvignon blanc, Sancerre, albariño or verdejo) 1 oz St-Germain 1 sprig Mint 5 White or green grapes, halved 1 Orange wheel 5 Red grapes Garnish with mint and serve in a large wine glass ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7398 "2018-03-20T16:32:57Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Schwing! 😃 [Booty swing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eco4z98nIQY). ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7399 "2018-03-20T16:34:14Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > **Front Porch Swing Cocktail** > > 1 1⁄2 oz Cucumber Vodka > 3 oz White wine (sauvignon blanc, Sancerre, albariño or verdejo) > 1 oz St-Germain > 1 sprig Mint > 5 White or green grapes, halved > 1 Orange wheel > 5 Red grapes > > Garnish with mint and serve in a large wine glass What’s with all the grapes? They take up space that could be filled with booze. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7400 "2018-03-20T16:37:37Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > What’s with all the grapes? They take up space that could be filled with booze. And hold the mint; I didn’t order salad. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7401 "2018-03-20T16:40:11Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > And hold the mint; I didn’t order salad. Some of us enjoy a carefully crafted cocktail, while others seem to prefer chugging from the bottle. To each his own. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7402 "2018-03-20T16:42:07Z")
Just fail to make it so damn fruity that I have a hard time tasting my poison. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7403 "2018-03-20T16:46:57Z")
How about a Blues Swing Cocktail? 1.5 oz coconut rum 1.5 oz Blue Curacao 3 oz pineapple juice a dash of lemon juice Shake it with ice and serve with a lime wedge [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=369) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=371)