# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 372
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7424 "2018-03-20T18:06:43Z")
But very nice of you, **octopus** , to white knight for poor **L700**. You sure know how to pick 'em. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7425 "2018-03-20T19:07:52Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > But very nice of you, **octopus** , to white knight for poor **L700**. You sure know how to pick 'em. Trolls of a feather flock together. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7426 "2018-03-20T19:28:31Z")
[Moderating] **Luciano** , I’ve removed the recipe you cut and pasted into this thread. Please do not post copyrighted material on this board. No warning issued. [/Moderating] ---
**Author:** ![PigArcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@PigArcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigArcher)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7427 "2018-03-20T19:33:29Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20856037&postcount=134](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20856037&postcount=134) > > This guy, in the Nazi thread, is having a great convo with himself. A sleeper account who made his second post, in 4 years, in a zombie. His first post was in that thread also. Apparently it took him four years to come up with a snappy comeback. Or was found in someone’s sock drawer. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7428 "2018-03-20T19:37:15Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Some of us enjoy a carefully crafted cocktail, while others seem to prefer chugging from the bottle. To each his own. 😃 You almost make it sound as if walking around the house naked at three in the afternoon drinking straight out of the plastic bottle of rum is somehow wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7429 "2018-03-20T20:11:56Z")
Rum? Heathen. Gin is for the afternoon. Rum is a morning drink. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7430 "2018-03-20T20:18:17Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Rum? Heathen. Gin is for the afternoon. Rum is a morning drink. What do you do for brunch? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7431 "2018-03-20T20:19:15Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20856037&postcount=134](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20856037&postcount=134) > > This guy, in the Nazi thread, is having a great convo with himself. A sleeper account who made his second post, in 4 years, in a zombie. The terrifying thing is that **Ike Witt** mentioned that he has been entirely confined to that thread. So far. But by making that observation, he has endangered the rest of the board to exposure to that guy’s droppings. ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7432 "2018-03-20T21:46:45Z")
Every time I battle/argue out people in the internet I think of this scene [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/NPp3nl6JmiQ/hqdefault.jpg "Best scene from Black Heaven") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPp3nl6JmiQ) ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7433 "2018-03-20T21:55:01Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > Every time I battle/argue out people in the internet I think of this scene > [https://youtu.be/NPp3nl6JmiQ](https://youtu.be/NPp3nl6JmiQ) Whenever I read one of your posts [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHNciS9I1Wo) is what I think of. ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7434 "2018-03-20T21:55:52Z")
Nobody cares, kid (ETA: Luci, not Colibri). We’re not clicking on random youtube videos, even if this one hopefully shows what happens to the chick at the bottom of the chicken social ladder. ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7435 "2018-03-20T21:57:46Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Whenever I read one of your posts [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHNciS9I1Wo) is what I think of. Not that I give a shit if this pokes fun at me or NOT, but can get someone hint me about what I am about to click? ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7436 "2018-03-20T21:58:59Z")
> [@naita](#): > > Nobody cares, kid (ETA: Luci, not Colibri). We’re not clicking on random youtube videos, even if this one hopefully shows what happens to the chick at the bottom of the chicken social ladder. Hey can I post whenever and whatever I want. Although I do highly recommend checking it out, it’s funny as hell. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7437 "2018-03-20T22:01:47Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > What do you do for brunch? Where you raised by savages? It’s Vodka Caesars for brunch. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7438 "2018-03-20T22:03:37Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > Hey can I post whenever and whatever I want. Are you asking us or telling us? > [@Luciano700](#): > > Although I do highly recommend checking it out, it’s funny as hell. I doubt it. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7439 "2018-03-20T22:08:45Z")
> [@naita](#): > > Nobody cares, kid (ETA: Luci, not Colibri). We’re not clicking on random youtube videos, even if this one hopefully shows what happens to the chick at the bottom of the chicken social ladder. Spoken Japanese, English subtitles. Looks like **Luciano** is one of them _offshorers_. ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7440 "2018-03-20T22:09:10Z")
Anyone want some cheese balls? > **[Boliarepitas (Colombian Cheese-Arepa Balls)](https://www.mycolombianrecipes.com/boliarepitas-colombian-cheese-arepa-balls)** > > Boliarepitas (Colombian Cheese-Arepa Balls) These Boliarepas are fairly simple to make and are delicious. The inside becomes soft and cheesy, while the ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7441 "2018-03-20T22:09:28Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Trolls of a feather flock together. Trolls have _feathers_? Is this a new discovery, like when the paleontologists announced that velociraptors had feathers? Was Tolkien in on this? Is it support for the argument that balrogs had wings?. ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7442 "2018-03-20T22:10:26Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Are you asking us or telling us? > > I doubt it. I misplaced “can” and “I”, sorry about that. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7443 "2018-03-20T22:10:50Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > Anyone want some cheese balls? > [Boliarepitas (Colombian Cheese-Arepa Balls) - My Colombian Recipes](https://www.mycolombianrecipes.com/boliarepitas-colombian-cheese-arepa-balls) No. I’m idiot intolerant. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=371) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=373)