# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 373
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7444 "2018-03-20T22:12:13Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > No. I’m idiot intolerant. Huh? Context please? ---
**Author:** ![PigArcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@PigArcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigArcher)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7445 "2018-03-20T22:15:33Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > Huh? Context please? He’s calling you an idiot. ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7446 "2018-03-20T22:18:54Z")
> [@PigArcher](#): > > He’s calling you an idiot. Sometimes it takes effort for me to decipher such a post But anyways, I don’t give a shit. He can stick his nose into himself 24/7 all he wants. What’s he gonna call me next? Retarded? Good for him. I am sure he’s more of an idiot in some cases than others. Not everyone smart to begin with. ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7447 "2018-03-20T22:25:04Z")
Will post a recipe for a gasoline beer Ingredients 1 quarter of ethanol gasoline 2 salt packets 4 strawberries A cup of water Directions Pour the in the water bottle first, then at middle level for a 50/50 pour now in your gasoline. Cut the strawberries neatly and drop them into the cocktail. Now for a final touch add the salt packets. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7448 "2018-03-20T22:34:18Z")
When do you light the match? ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7449 "2018-03-20T22:37:18Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > When do you light the match? When you swallow it. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7450 "2018-03-20T22:47:34Z")
> [@PigArcher](#): > > He’s calling you an idiot. > [@Luciano700](#): > > Sometimes it takes effort for me to decipher such a post Proving the point. ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7451 "2018-03-20T22:57:40Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Proving the point. Is this the only thing you all suck the dick out of? Aren’t we supposed to be helping all people throughly at all costs rather than expecting so much from them? Just askin’ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7452 "2018-03-20T23:05:06Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Personally, I think you’re doing just fine. You write with the clarity of an experienced lawyer. You pose interesting questions like a great science professor, and you debate like a presidential contender. You can’t post anywhere without your minions lining up to learn from your every thought. Look at the infighting you cause as the teeming masses scramble for your attention and recognition. > > These aren’t bad people, these are great people hungry for the knowledge you bring to their fingertips. Be proud son, you’re one of a kind. Keep on being you. I now know how my life will end. Whichever doper finds my lifeless husk crouched over the keyboard, hit Submit Reply (so my last takedown of a Tightie Rightie gets sent to the Pit), then alert **Morgenstern**. Tell him “Morgie, initiate Operation Bigly Digs.” and he’ll write my obituary. He’s the only person I trust… due to his proven ability to polish (nay, gold-plate) a turd. In return, he’s in my will… to the tune of all my Disney stock (1 share), and a rare Boba Fett Pez Dispenser. ETA: HUHHH? Can anyone parse _this?_ > [@Luciano700](#): > > Is this the only thing you all suck the dick out of? ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7453 "2018-03-20T23:10:10Z")
> [@digs](#): > > I now know how my life will end. Whichever doper finds my lifeless husk crouched over the keyboard, hit Submit Reply (so my last takedown of a Tightie Rightie gets sent to the Pit), then alert **Morgenstern**. > > Tell him “Morgie, initiate Operation Bigly Digs.” and he’ll write my obituary. He’s the only person I trust… due to his proven ability to polish (nay, gold-plate) a turd. > > In return, he’s in my will… to the tune of all my Disney stock (1 share), and a rare Boba Fett Pez Dispenser. > > ETA: HUHHH? Can anyone parse _this?_ Fine Obsess over Happy? ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7454 "2018-03-20T23:13:57Z")
I keep thinking the username is “Dibs” ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7455 "2018-03-20T23:13:58Z")
**Luciano**. I have a new assignment for you. In the PIT there is a thead about Nazi bullshit. In that thread, **Eminent** is trying to debate people about socialism. Could you please go set him straight, no one else seems to have the skills to do so. I know you’ll destroy him like a hot knife through butter. Please engage him and don’t hold back. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7456 "2018-03-20T23:17:24Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > But very nice of you, **octopus** , to white knight for poor **L700**. You sure know how to pick 'em. I actually don’t need any white knighting at all. Because I know my will, I may not have social privilege or power in real life, but doesn’t mean I feel too down either. Hell, I am already getting out of my special ed program so I think finally people can stop overthinking through my autism stigma. ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7457 "2018-03-20T23:18:28Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > **Luciano**. I have a new assignment for you. In the PIT there is a thead about Nazi bullshit. In that thread, **Eminent** is trying to debate people about socialism. Could you please go set him straight, no one else seems to have the skills to do so. I know you’ll destroy him like a hot knife through butter. Please engage him and don’t hold back. > > Thank you. Even if I was so accurate and correct on my statements, he seems like way too easy. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7458 "2018-03-20T23:22:25Z")
You’re in special-ed? Wow. ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7459 "2018-03-20T23:39:25Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > You’re in special-ed? Wow. :smack: You literally don’t pay attention to all the thousands of time I mention my autism? Man is I like if I am talking to some snails or something ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2018, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7460 "2018-03-20T23:42:46Z")
They put autism spectrum kids in regular classes around here. Sorry I am not up to speed on your school system, since I DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7461 "2018-03-21T00:04:55Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > :smack: > You literally don’t pay attention to all the thousands of time I mention my autism? Man is I like if I am talking to some snails or something Luciano700 Guest Total Posts: 766 CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7462 "2018-03-21T00:14:20Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > Even if I was so accurate and correct on my statements, he seems like way too easy. Look, I’ve got money bet on you. You have to go in there and straighten **Eminent** out. It will be easy for you. ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7463 "2018-03-21T00:19:37Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > They put autism spectrum kids in regular classes around here. Sorry I am not up to speed on your school system, since I DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE. Then you must live in a very backwards/traditionalist town to not have special education [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=372) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=374)