# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 374
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7464 "2018-03-21T00:20:45Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Look, I’ve got money bet on you. You have to go in there and straighten **Eminent** out. It will be easy for you. I couldn’t even find him in the thread Link me to his last post, then I will determine how hard it seems and if it’s worth it. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7465 "2018-03-21T00:23:37Z")
Holy shit, can I brag how much nicer this thread (and entire board) just got? > [@](#): > > This message is hidden because Luciano700 is on your ignore list. Anyone want to keep arguing that he’s just a dumb kid, not a troll? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7466 "2018-03-21T00:26:13Z")
**Luciano700** I just made you your very own thread, so you can discuss whatever you want over there. We’ll all join you over there. [**Luciano700** ’s thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20857114). ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7467 "2018-03-21T00:27:23Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > {…} Anyone want to keep arguing that he’s just a dumb kid, not a troll? Do trolls go through a ‘kid’ phase or do they do some kind of metamorphosis thingy? CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Librarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_librarian/32/402_2.png) [@The\_Librarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Librarian)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7468 "2018-03-21T00:31:56Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > **Luciano700** I just made you your very own thread, so you can discuss whatever you want over there. We’ll all join you over there. > > [**Luciano700** ’s thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20857114). “I know we shouldn’t but…” Dumbass ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7469 "2018-03-21T00:39:01Z")
> [@The\_Librarian](#): > > “I know we shouldn’t but…” > > Dumbass He can do whatever he wants ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7470 "2018-03-21T01:18:25Z")
> [@The\_Librarian](#): > > “I know we shouldn’t but…” > > Dumbass I own it. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7471 "2018-03-21T01:20:12Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > Anyone want to keep arguing that he’s just a dumb kid, not a troll? Why can’t he be both? For a while I thought that the horribly broken English and muddled thoughts were being faked and the occasional long, lucid post with advanced vocabulary were him letting his true identity slip through. But now I think that the barely literate moron is the reality and that his more lucid posts are plagiarized from elsewhere, such as his trying to pass off a Wikipedia article as his own writing. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7472 "2018-03-21T01:33:03Z")
Agreed. He’s no brilliant mastermind playing the part of an idiot to troll the board. He’s just an idiot trolling the board. I was going to give **Sunny** grief for feeding him with a thread dedicated to his idiocy, but after reflection, if it keeps him occupied over there, all the better. ---
**Author:** ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7473 "2018-03-21T02:09:16Z")
Good like I said, I am already used to all the social stigmatism and pressures from both real life and the internet. Nothing puts me down anymore. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7474 "2018-03-21T02:13:07Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > {…} Nothing puts me down anymore. Now, now, we’re only contemplating a banning not youth in Asia! CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7475 "2018-03-21T15:39:31Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > Then you must live in a very backwards/traditionalist town to not have special education She’s not saying they don’t have special ed, she’s saying they integrate students on the autism spectrum. And how would it be backwards/traditionalist not to have special ed? Shoving all the so called feeble minded into a separate system is as old as universal primary education. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7476 "2018-03-21T15:56:15Z")
Luciano700 has joined the Cornfield choir. It’s banned camp for him. Off to Coventry for grammar lessons. ---
**Author:** ![Lamoral](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lamoral/32/16078_2.png) [@Lamoral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamoral)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7477 "2018-03-21T15:59:26Z")
Since I know he’s still going to be reading this thread anyway - and I can’t bring myself to be angry at an autistic teenager who has real problems with his life - I hope he takes my advice to heart: Get a guitar, or a bass or whatever, and play, play, play. When you’re frustrated, play. When you’re depressed, play. When you’re pissed off, play. When you’re sad because some girl doesn’t want to fuck you, play. Play, play, play, play and keep playing. Or take the Howard Hughes route and design something, design, design, design, build, build, build. Take that energy and emotion and channel it into something and you will get the things you want out of life eventually. You may get banned from this board. If there’s ONE THING you take from it before that happens, it’s this!! I remember what it was like to be an angsty teenager. I’m not writing you off the way some people are, I’m in your corner here. Edit - he literally got banned less than a minute after I wrote that. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7478 "2018-03-21T15:59:27Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Luciano700 has joined the Cornfield choir. It’s banned camp for him. Off to Coventry for grammar lessons. It’s unfair that he gets banned for doing the exact thing Clothyhump does. They really should take care of this unfairness and ban clothy. ---
**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7479 "2018-03-21T16:02:50Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > It’s unfair that he gets banned for doing the exact thing Clothyhump does. They really should take care of this unfairness and ban clothy. +1 ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7480 "2018-03-21T16:05:09Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > It’s unfair that he gets banned for doing the exact thing Clothyhump does. They really should take care of this unfairness and ban clothy. My guess is that C’hump is an institution here. The guy everybody loves to hate. A blow off valve. He’s here to serve as a warning to others like him. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7481 "2018-03-21T16:14:25Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > My guess is that C’hump is an institution here. The guy everybody loves to hate. A blow off valve. He’s here to serve as a warning to others like him. Sort of like a pedagogical case study or specimen in a jar. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7482 "2018-03-21T16:14:46Z")
Wow, those [months of moderator deliberation](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20857629&postcount=74) really flew by. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7483 "2018-03-21T16:24:40Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Wow, those [months of moderator deliberation](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20857629&postcount=74) really flew by. Time flies when you’re having fun. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=373) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=375)