# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 375
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7484 "2018-03-21T16:34:10Z")
Over/under on a sock return? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7485 "2018-03-21T16:40:16Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Time flies when you’re having fun. ??? I think you’ve [mangled the phrase](https://www.google.com/search?q=%22time%27s+fun+when+you%27re+having+flies%22&client=firefox-b-1&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&ved=0ahUKEwiW98Kp7f3ZAhVWyYMKHYHWCOUQsAQIKA&biw=1056&bih=509)? ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7486 "2018-03-21T16:41:14Z")
> [@Morgyn](#): > > Over/under on a sock return? Well, there was briefly a [**Luciano300**](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php). ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7487 "2018-03-21T16:42:55Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Luciano700 has joined the Cornfield choir. It’s banned camp for him. Off to Coventry for grammar lessons. He’s joined the Lurkers Invisible. He’s an ex bleeding poster. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7488 "2018-03-21T16:43:56Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > Well, there was briefly a [**Luciano300**](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php). Ha! Today just 15 minutes ago. Gotta be him. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7489 "2018-03-21T16:44:57Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > Well, there was briefly a [**Luciano300**](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php). darn imaginative ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7490 "2018-03-21T16:48:56Z")
794,783 THREADS 20,688,493 POSTS 196,365 MEMBERS 3,765 ACTIVE MEMBERS Luciano300 NEWEST MEMBERS Cuz no, no one would notice that. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7491 "2018-03-21T17:04:20Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Cuz no, no one would notice that. :smack: Yeah, I might have joked about keeping an eye out for Lucanio701, but I wouldn’t expected even him to be dumb enough to actually try getting away with a version of that. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7492 "2018-03-21T17:05:17Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > My guess is that C’hump is an institution here. The guy everybody loves to hate. A blow off valve. He’s here to serve as a warning to others like him. My view is that he is redeemed by Hanlon’s Razor. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7493 "2018-03-21T17:09:39Z")
We are here to fight ignorance. Without **Clothahump** ’s contributions, what have we to fight? It would be like trying to play football with only one team. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7494 "2018-03-21T17:12:56Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Luciano700 has joined the Cornfield choir. It’s banned camp for him. Off to Coventry for grammar lessons. That’s not what cornfielding means, dude. He hasn’t been disappeared, just banned. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7495 "2018-03-21T17:40:31Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > That’s not what cornfielding means, dude. He hasn’t been disappeared, just banned. Yeah… got essited. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7496 "2018-03-21T17:50:10Z")
Thank you, jeebus. That pity-party-post was about more than I could take. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7497 "2018-03-21T18:02:57Z")
I can feel the deathwishes pinging off of my shield of invulnerability. 😛 Time to next sock is? ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7498 "2018-03-21T18:09:47Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Thank you, jeebus. That pity-party-post was about more than I could take. Is jeebus a new mod? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7499 "2018-03-21T18:12:49Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > Well, there was briefly a [**Luciano300**](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php). It appears he decided to dial his game back by .42857142858%. It might have worked. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7500 "2018-03-21T18:25:57Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > It appears he decided to dial his game back by .42857142858%. It might have worked. If only he’d used Luciano.42857142858, he probably would have snuck right under the mod radar, with nobody the wiser. Alas, the even integer gave him away. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7501 "2018-03-21T18:29:44Z")
L700 gaw that dedicated Pit thread was…Jesus, now THAT was a flameout! I could almost hear the guy’s head creaking before it exploded. Annoying little toss, but seriously, I hope he’s gonna be OK someday. If he could redirect his intensity from navel gazing to electric guitar he could very well be the next Eddie VanHalen. Dude: if you’re still reading, if you were just trolling, you’re a dingus. But if you were legit and just broken, well, good luck and take care of you. Get some help. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7502 "2018-03-21T18:30:07Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > Is jeebus a new mod? Hey, don’t toy with my religious beliefs!😉 ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7503 "2018-03-21T18:32:41Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Wow, those [months of moderator deliberation](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20857629&postcount=74) really flew by. I’m obviously not privy to the mod discussions or who took the lead on this, but I suggest we express our thanks to **Bone** and **Miller** and at least figuratively buy them a few rounds of drinks for this blessed relief. [I meant every word of this.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20857889&postcount=86) \* - Well, every word except “quite”. That was supposed to be “quit”. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=374) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=376)