# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 376
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7504 "2018-03-21T18:42:27Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > L700 gaw that dedicated Pit thread was…Jesus, now THAT was a flameout! Nah, I’ve seen much worse. I sometimes like to, when I see a banned poster in an old thread, look at their history to see if I can find clues about the reason for their banning. I ran across this guy today, and [it wasn’t subtle](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=777608). ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7505 "2018-03-21T20:12:22Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > It appears he decided to dial his game back by .42857142858%. It might have worked. Actually, he (apparently) decided to dial it back by 57.143857143%. Dialing it back by .42857142858% would have led to **Luciano699.57143857142**. And dialing it back by 42.857142858% would have gotten him to **Luciano400**. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7506 "2018-03-21T20:21:12Z")
Apropos of nothing in particular (he posted while whistling nonchalantly), maybe somewhere in Da RULEZ[sup]TM[/sup] we could have a specific mention of autism/Asperger’s/BPD NOT granting a waiver of the general “don’t be a jerk” rule. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7507 "2018-03-21T20:26:14Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Apropos of nothing in particular (he posted while whistling nonchalantly), maybe somewhere in Da RULEZ[sup]TM[/sup] we could have a specific mention of autism/Asperger’s/BPD NOT granting a waiver of the general “don’t be a jerk” rule. I’m somewhere on the spectrum and I second this motion. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7508 "2018-03-21T20:46:48Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > I’m somewhere on the spectrum and I second this motion. Ditto, and ditto. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7509 "2018-03-21T20:49:36Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Time flies when you’re having fun. You get those things too? There I am have fun and suddenly I find myself swatting furiously. If only there was some kind of spray or repellent. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7510 "2018-03-21T21:09:02Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > You get those things too? There I am have fun and suddenly I find myself swatting furiously. If only there was some kind of spray or repellent. I can’t think of any way to get rid of time flies. I’ve tried arrows and bananas, but it seems they _like_ those :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7511 "2018-03-21T21:18:31Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > I can’t think of any way to get rid of time flies. I’ve tried arrows and bananas, but it seems they _like_ those :mad: They gather around things like watches, clocks and timepieces. You can easily make a trap at home out of an empty plastic bottle, some vinegar and an old time-measuring device. ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7512 "2018-03-21T21:31:18Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > They gather around things like watches, clocks and timepieces. You can easily make a trap at home out of an empty plastic bottle, some vinegar and an old time-measuring device. That’s why it doesn’t work! I was using an [old-time measuring device](https://www.pinterest.ca/belasalamon/v-measuring-tools/). ---
**Author:** ![voltaire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voltaire/32/313_2.png) [@voltaire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voltaire)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7513 "2018-03-21T21:33:33Z")
You guys are so dense, they’re not “time flies” - time is a verb. When you’re having fun, you time the flies and it’s even more fun than sitting there not timing them. Duh! ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7514 "2018-03-21T21:39:40Z")
> [@voltaire](#): > > You guys are so dense, they’re not “time flies” - time is a verb. When you’re having fun, you time the flies and it’s even more fun than sitting there not timing them. Duh! You’re half-right. The “flies” actually are actually on your pants, which is why you’re having fun. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7515 "2018-03-21T22:40:06Z")
Time flies infest the TARDIS. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2018, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7516 "2018-03-21T22:45:31Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > Time flies infest the TARDIS. Oddly, they also like a banana. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7517 "2018-03-22T00:18:55Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Oddly, they also like a banana. That was not a banana, it was the Master’s TARDIS. The one with the working Chameleon Circuit. ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7518 "2018-03-22T00:33:39Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > That was not a banana, it was the Master’s TARDIS. The one with the working Chameleon Circuit. Did he know to take the parking brake off? ---
**Author:** ![Luciano9000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2bfe46/32.png) [@Luciano9000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano9000)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7519 "2018-03-22T03:03:36Z")
well then i know i am circumventing, but I just want to share my last words in this site. Yes, this is Luciano700. As an autist I have a hard time distinguishing ableist jerks and bullies from the teasers to the easily irritated. I need to learn how to use my pressure more when I being actually threatened or hurt. Because then this will just keep ruining my reputation and lead to being less likely to get accepted. With that said, I will stop posting political and social topics everywhere for awhile. I will go the library and keep working on my views. BTW theraph session was good, got more advice on how to pick up my social cues and just learn to adapt to the social disadvantages of being autistic. Ableism is as much as racism and sexism as told by my therapist. I just wish not be remembered at all as a troll, a misguided dude with poor social skills sure, but please not as troll, and btw I typed this in a textbox then copied and pasted. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7520 "2018-03-22T03:06:44Z")
> [@Luciano9000](#): > > well then i know i am circumventing, but I just want to share my last words in this site. Yes, this is Luciano700. As an autist I have a hard time distinguishing ableist jerks and bullies from the teasers to the easily irritated. I need to learn how to use my pressure more when I being actually threatened or hurt. Because then this will just keep ruining my reputation and lead to being less likely to get accepted. With that said, I will stop posting political and social topics everywhere for awhile. I will go the library and keep working on my views. BTW theraph session was good, got more advice on how to pick up my social cues and just learn to adapt to the social disadvantages of being autistic. Ableism is as much as racism and sexism as told by my therapist. I just wish not be remembered at all as a troll, a misguided dude with poor social skills sure, but please not as troll, and btw I typed this in a textbox then copied and pasted. LOL, welcome back. 🙂 I like 9000 better than 700. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7521 "2018-03-22T03:14:19Z")
Wtf? ---
**Author:** ![Lancia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lancia/32/17174_2.png) [@Lancia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lancia)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7522 "2018-03-22T03:15:48Z")
Well, it was fun while it lasted. Not. (Reported) ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7523 "2018-03-22T03:16:46Z")
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