# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Luciano9000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2bfe46/32.png) [@Luciano9000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano9000)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7524 "2018-03-22T03:28:23Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> LOL, welcome back. 🙂
> 
> I like 9000 better than 700.

Thanks  
And wow, my account is still alive.  
**For those who still want me back, start a petition or something**

I tried sending an email to Straightdope, but used my school’s email instead so will try to use my regular email later.  
Again, if the mods are reading I promise that if I am given a 2nd chance, I will not troll anymore. I promise, and try to casualize my posting. But if you don’t well then goodbye everyone it was nice posting here  
\*Starts crying

But wish me the best of luck in the real world at least  
I am actually kind of sad, I wish I could have lasted at least a year…

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7525 "2018-03-22T03:29:04Z")

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> [@Luciano9000](#):
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> well then i know i am circumventing, but I just want to share my last words in this site. Yes, this is Luciano700. As an autist I have a hard time distinguishing ableist jerks and bullies from the teasers to the easily irritated. I need to learn how to use my pressure more when I being actually threatened or hurt. Because then this will just keep ruining my reputation and lead to being less likely to get accepted. With that said, I will stop posting political and social topics everywhere for awhile. I will go the library and keep working on my views. BTW theraph session was good, got more advice on how to pick up my social cues and just learn to adapt to the social disadvantages of being autistic. Ableism is as much as racism and sexism as told by my therapist. I just wish not be remembered at all as a troll, a misguided dude with poor social skills sure, but please not as troll, and btw I typed this in a textbox then copied and pasted.

My parting advice:

Read the rules and try to follow them, wherever you end up.  
Don’t be a jerk.  
**Don’t be a jerk and blame it on the spectrum. It’s not true and it should not be a crutch.**  
Read a lot more than you post.  
Listen a lot more than you speak.  
Watch and learn before you act.

This was not ableism. This was not about you posting on political topics or social topics. This was not racism. This was you not reading what people said to you, not paying attention to those who tried to help, and you popping off like this was the playground.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7526 "2018-03-22T03:30:19Z")

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Was that an admission of trollery?

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7527 "2018-03-22T03:31:12Z")

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I’m gonna go with NOT troll. You got my vote. Good luck to you Luciano, keep looking for those answers.

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**Author:** ![Luciano9000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2bfe46/32.png) [@Luciano9000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano9000)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7528 "2018-03-22T03:32:06Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> My parting advice:
> 
> Read the rules and try to follow them, wherever you end up.  
> Don’t be a jerk.  
> **Don’t be a jerk and blame it on the spectrum. It’s not true and it should not be a crutch.**  
> Read a lot more than you post.  
> Listen a lot more than you speak.  
> Watch and learn before you act.
> 
> This was not ableism. This was not about you posting on political topics or social topics. This was not racism. This was you not reading what people said to you, not paying attention to those who tried to help, and you popping off like this was the playground.

Yes, just I guess try to work on my social skills.

No, I agree that’s not ableism. I just feel that ableists like to use excuses on me for prosecuting me from social gatherings or groups. That’s the problem, that I cannot distinguish the 3 or 4 categories I mentioned, but even then I even try to urge myself not use the autism as a crouch.

I don’t know if I will be given an extra life, I can only hope.

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**Author:** ![Luciano9000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2bfe46/32.png) [@Luciano9000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano9000)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7529 "2018-03-22T03:33:57Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> I’m gonna go with NOT troll. You got my vote. Good luck to you Luciano, keep looking for those answers.

Yeah man, there is a reason I don’t use The Pit too often.

Thanks, I actually need more political knowledge for my US citizenship test believe it or not.

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**Author:** ![Not\_a\_Platypus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@Not\_a\_Platypus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_a_Platypus)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7530 "2018-03-22T03:35:02Z")

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Not likely since sock accounts lead to insta-bans around here. Besides, you asked for advice multiple times on how to not come across as such an ass, and you blew off literally all of it. Nothing about your posting comes across as giving a fuck about anything but irritating people.

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**Author:** ![Luciano9000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2bfe46/32.png) [@Luciano9000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano9000)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7531 "2018-03-22T03:37:47Z")

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> [@Not\_a\_Platypus](#):
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> Not likely since sock accounts lead to insta-bans around here. Besides, you asked for advice multiple times on how to not come across as such an ass, and you blew off literally all of it. Nothing about your posting comes across as giving a fuck about anything but irritating people.

Is just me kind of like thinking sometimes everything is hard, is just a tendency I have. That’s why.

Speaking on hobbies, will try to start a research project on US politics. That way I can learn through my curve.

I try to comprehend the most complex of subjects sometimes. I can fail sometimes big time.

Is kind of like when I also already started developing ideas of automotive technology thinking I knew what I was thinking, but then tried to recheck myself by actually watching some videos on the technologies.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7532 "2018-03-22T03:38:29Z")

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Well, you’re a sock, and that’s like a cardinal sin here. So, it’s just a matter of time for you. Too bad, really, you finally seem to be getting a grasp on what people were trying to tell you.

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**Author:** ![Luciano9000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/2bfe46/32.png) [@Luciano9000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano9000)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7533 "2018-03-22T03:40:43Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> Well, you’re a sock, and that’s like a cardinal sin here. So, it’s just a matter of time for you. Too bad, really, you finally seem to be getting a grasp on what people were trying to tell you.

Well, time to pack my bags and get back into the real world

\*Starts engine

I do appreciate some of the cheering though.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7534 "2018-03-22T03:41:12Z")

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> [@Luciano9000](#):
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> Yes, just I guess try to work on my social skills.
> 
> No, I agree that’s not ableism. I just feel that ableists like to use excuses on me for prosecuting me from social gatherings or groups. That’s the problem, that I cannot distinguish the 3 or 4 categories I mentioned, but even then I even try to urge myself not use the autism as a crouch.
> 
> I don’t know if I will be given an extra life, I can only hope.

Autism isn’t a “get out of jail free card”. Suck it up, buttercup. Granted you’ll probably be banned for socking by the time I post this, but consider it a lesson learned.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7535 "2018-03-22T03:44:24Z")

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He’s still saying the same crap.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7536 "2018-03-22T03:50:05Z")

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CORNFIELDED shit removed here too.

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**Author:** ![Bone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bone/32/407_2.png) [@Bone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bone)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7537 "2018-03-22T03:51:04Z")

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Please don’t respond to socks.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7538 "2018-03-22T03:51:04Z")

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Nm

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7539 "2018-03-22T03:52:42Z")

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That boy ain’t right.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7540 "2018-03-22T03:58:09Z")

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> [@Bone](#):
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> Please don’t respond to socks.

Blessings upon your house. I’ll buy you a libation at some future date.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7541 "2018-03-22T04:13:29Z")

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Sunny, your post was inspired. I hated to see that go. Very nice.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7542 "2018-03-22T04:24:08Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Blessings upon your house. I’ll buy you a libation at some future date.

A libation? Cornfield whiskey?

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7543 "2018-03-22T05:33:29Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> A libation? Cornfield whiskey?

Corpse Reviver.

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