# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 378
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7544 "2018-03-22T06:28:05Z")
Isn’t it ‘Time lies when you’re having fun’? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7545 "2018-03-22T06:50:45Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Blessings upon your house. … With that, you just summonsed the Jehovah Witnesses to his home! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7546 "2018-03-22T12:57:16Z")
> [@Bone](#): > > Please don’t respond to socks. You just broke Lambchop’s heart, I’ll let you know. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7547 "2018-03-22T14:33:29Z")
Who’s the sock and who’s wearing it? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7548 "2018-03-22T14:45:09Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Who’s the sock and who’s wearing it? 😕 **L7** is still trying to sneak back in. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7549 "2018-03-22T14:46:33Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Who’s the sock and who’s wearing it? 😕 There were a few posts by a blatant sock of a recently-banned poster. The sock and the posts have been cornfielded right out of this thread. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7550 "2018-03-22T14:50:54Z")
Ah. Thx. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7551 "2018-03-22T15:00:13Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Ah. Thx. A little looking and you might find some of them, somewhere, on this internetting thingee. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jumpbass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jumpbass/32/147_2.png) [@Jumpbass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jumpbass)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7552 "2018-03-22T15:20:02Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Oddly, they also like a banana. C’mon. Everybody knows that time flies like the wind. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7553 "2018-03-22T15:23:55Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > There were a few posts by a blatant sock of a recently-banned poster. The sock and the posts have been cornfielded right out of this thread. While he clearly violated the rules, I hesitate to call it a sock. He was very upfront that it was him. I admire that, in a way. > [@](#): > > A sockpuppet is an online identity used for purposes of deception ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7554 "2018-03-22T15:31:10Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > While he clearly violated the rules, I hesitate to call it a sock. He was very upfront that it was him. I admire that, in a way. I saw it as an apology and an attempt to learn from his mistakes. If that’s what it was, then dude, I hope this all works out for you. Live and learn. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7555 "2018-03-22T15:34:46Z")
He was an irritating little snot, but I kinda felt sorry for him. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7556 "2018-03-22T17:04:48Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > While he clearly violated the rules, I hesitate to call it a sock. He was very upfront that it was him. I admire that, in a way. > [@Why do we announce when some people have been banned?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/why-do-we-announce-when-some-people-have-been-banned/665083/15): > > Here it generally means someone who registers a new name to come back after being banned… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7557 "2018-03-22T17:24:02Z")
I now see 4 **Luciano** ’s w/ numbers: 300, 700, 900, annnnd [drum roll] the spiffy new Model 9000. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7558 "2018-03-22T17:26:24Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > A little looking and you might find some of them, somewhere, on this internetting thingee. 🙂 Hypothetically, how would one accomplish this? ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7559 "2018-03-22T17:33:29Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > Hypothetically, how would one accomplish this? To my understanding, it’s a series of pipes… ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7560 "2018-03-22T17:35:59Z")
…that computer mice race through to retrieve information. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7561 "2018-03-22T17:36:51Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > To my understanding, it’s a series of pipes… Too soon! ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7562 "2018-03-22T18:12:10Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > I now see 4 **Luciano** ’s w/ numbers: 300, 700, 900, annnnd [drum roll] the spiffy new Model 9000. Wasn’t LUCIANO9000 the original name for the AI in _2001_? ---
**Author:** ![PigArcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@PigArcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigArcher)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7563 "2018-03-22T18:13:50Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Wasn’t LUCIANO9000 the original name for the AI in _2001_? Now I’m imagining **L7** huddled in his parent’s basement singing Daisy while all his sock accounts are being banned. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=377) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=379)