# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 379
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7564 "2018-03-22T18:15:07Z")
Damn you. An ear worm I did not need. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7565 "2018-03-22T18:23:34Z")
[Moderating] Given that he’s been banned, please stop discussing **Luciano** ’s posts. He can’t defend himself from the negative comments, and talking about him in general is only going to encourage him to try to sock up more. [/Moderating] ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7566 "2018-03-22T18:52:27Z")
[All rise.](https://youtu.be/2yQFvZsN43A) ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7567 "2018-03-22T20:03:48Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > [All rise.](https://youtu.be/2yQFvZsN43A) :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Thing\_Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecb155/32.png) [@Thing\_Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing_Fish)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7568 "2018-03-22T20:10:44Z")
God, D’Anconia is an asshole. Looking at the last few pages of[this thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=849625), but really, any post of his could be used as a cite. I would rather have him banned than a hundred Lucianos. ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7569 "2018-03-22T20:11:51Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > To my understanding, it’s a series of pipes… Tubes. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7570 "2018-03-22T22:25:10Z")
I was hoping for some new content for this thread. [And then I saw this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20861059#post20861059). Uhhh, so…huh. Now I don’t know what I’m hoping for. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7571 "2018-03-22T22:46:02Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > I was hoping for some new content for this thread. > > [And then I saw this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20861059#post20861059). > > Uhhh, so…huh. Now I don’t know what I’m hoping for. Remember, that guy can vote. This explains a lot. And if he lives in the USA, he can buy guns. All kinds of guns. Lots and lots of guns, no questions asked. This explains a lot, too. ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7572 "2018-03-22T22:58:45Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > I was hoping for some new content for this thread. > > [And then I saw this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20861059#post20861059). > > Uhhh, so…huh. Now I don’t know what I’m hoping for. I’m hoping that’s the last time anyone asks him to explain his thesis. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7573 "2018-03-22T23:34:32Z")
How, exactly does a person run around with that kind of crap floating around in his brain? It can’t be easy. Or pleasant for his family, I assuming he has no friends. That’s some crazy shit, right there. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2018, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7574 "2018-03-22T23:55:04Z")
I’m curious to know if anyone actually _read_ it all the way through. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2018, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7575 "2018-03-23T00:11:11Z")
I could only read little snippets at a time. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2018, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7576 "2018-03-23T00:17:46Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > I’m curious to know if anyone actually _read_ it all the way through. 54546+35464325=1324645354-5463245643612+64\*13.123456315/.l. ,03 75mknlb j,./40254+63 7,;.'/. ,lm,l,m.0546omkl’m/ 1323;.n03648…424-svsthsn101257312 7 2.3 ’ ,l042’.;/ nkjlyvio0 n, ';.l klm0 CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![Lamoral](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lamoral/32/16078_2.png) [@Lamoral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamoral)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2018, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7577 "2018-03-23T00:22:37Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > How, exactly does a person run around with that kind of crap floating around in his brain? It can’t be easy. Or pleasant for his family, I assuming he has no friends. That’s some crazy shit, right there. No, it is not easy. What you are seeing is a manifestation of mental energy, like an electric current through a live wire. If the wire can be plugged into something useful - if the person in question is capable of channeling it into something productive - the results can be spectacularly great, scientifically, artistically, what have you. If it’s not channeled into something productive, you get stuff like that post. IN NEITHER CASE is it easy for the person involved. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2018, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7578 "2018-03-23T00:42:45Z")
No, that only adds up to 37 ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2018, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7579 "2018-03-23T00:56:41Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > He was an irritating little snot, but I kinda felt sorry for him. Empty nest syndrome? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2018, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7580 "2018-03-23T00:59:53Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > 54546+35464325=1324645354-5463245643612+64\*13.123456315/.l. ,03 > 75mknlb j,./40254+63 > 7,;.'/. ,lm,l,m.0546omkl’m/ > 1323;.n03648..424-svsthsn101257312 > 7 > 2.3 > > ’ ,l042’.;/ nkjlyvio0 n, > ';.l klm0 > > CMC fnord! no carrier ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2018, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7581 "2018-03-23T01:04:43Z")
What can I say, a Mommas heart is what I have.❤❤ ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2018, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7582 "2018-03-23T01:46:26Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > What can I say, a Mommas heart is what I have.❤❤ Huh? What’s this in reference to? It doesn’t seem to fit the Mystical Numerology posts we’ve been talking about… naah, you can’t be his mother… ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2018, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7583 "2018-03-23T02:07:43Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > I’m curious to know if anyone actually _read_ it all the way through. I tried but my eyes started bleeding. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=378) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=380)