# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 38
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2017, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/741 "2017-02-26T20:47:27Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I just noticed **Jefferson** in the **ATMB** thread on trolling complaining about the Pit. šŸ˜ƒ Kind of waving his dick at the mods, isnā€™t he? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2017, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/742 "2017-02-26T21:09:56Z")
I hope it works. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2017, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/743 "2017-02-27T03:12:51Z")
And **Jefferson** is gone. That was beautiful. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2017, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/744 "2017-02-27T19:37:00Z")
And a quick ā€œwelcome backā€ to whomever [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=820310) is a sock of. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2017, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/745 "2017-02-27T21:29:44Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > And a quick ā€œwelcome backā€ to whomever [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=820310) is a sock of. Whoever. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2017, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/746 "2017-02-27T21:54:20Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Whoever. Whatever. šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2017, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/747 "2017-02-27T22:37:31Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > And a quick ā€œwelcome backā€ to whomever [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=820310) is a sock of. Heā€™s Just Asking Questions. Honest, non-antagonistic questions. By the time heā€™s reached the end of the paragraph, though, heā€™s forgotten all about that and has conveniently provided the answers, which turn out to be of a Trumpist variety. Turns out, the real reason Trump won is that heā€™s so terrific, while liberals are all terrorist-loving jerks supported by liberal media. Brand-new joins frequently offer this sort of in-depth analysis. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2017, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/748 "2017-02-27T22:57:27Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > And a quick ā€œwelcome backā€ to whomever [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=820310) is a sock of. And the rush is on to make sure he is well fed! ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2017, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/749 "2017-02-27T23:40:45Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > And the rush is on to make sure he is well fed! Meh, my excuse is that thereā€™s a difference between a really blatant troll and a simple fucking idiot. Based on very limited evidence, Iā€™m willing (for now) to grant the newcomer the benefit of being considered just a slack-jawed simpleton of the kind who defend Trumpsterism by pontificating on the socialism of Obamacare and the deadly threat of Mooslims and furriners while a thin stream of drool dribbles down their chin. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2017, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/750 "2017-02-28T01:24:43Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > Meh, my excuse is that thereā€™s a difference between a really blatant troll and a simple fucking idiot. Based on very limited evidence, Iā€™m willing (for now) to grant the newcomer the benefit of being considered just a slack-jawed simpleton of the kind who defend Trumpsterism by pontificating on the socialism of Obamacare and the deadly threat of Mooslims and furriners while a thin stream of drool dribbles down their chin. Whatever rocks your boat. Itā€™s just that your post immediately above mine sure seemed like you were calling him a troll. If I misread it, then my bad. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2017, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/751 "2017-02-28T02:49:20Z")
So, a question: Where the the LW trolls hiding out at? [Yes, I realize they arenā€™t actually LW or RW anything] Iā€™ll leave out the long-termers here, but why donā€™t we get drive by trolls spewing lefty rhetoric, esp. radical lefty stuff? Is it because they lurk here long enough to know that the fact that the board is lefty-leaning will give them more ā€œsustenanceā€? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/752 "2017-03-02T13:40:35Z")
[Troll or confused black teenager?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=820537) Would a confused black teenager ever refer to himself as a confused black teenager? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/753 "2017-03-02T13:56:31Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > [Troll or confused black teenager?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=820537) > > Would a confused black teenager ever refer to himself as a confused black teenager? Perhaps heā€™s just someone who is lost? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/754 "2017-03-02T15:23:21Z")
**Clothahump** apparently has come off his suspension, has learned his lesson and has a whole new attitude. Actually, just kidding: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20037515&postcount=119](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20037515&postcount=119) ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/755 "2017-03-02T15:29:33Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > **Clothahump** apparently has come off his suspension, has learned his lesson and has a whole new attitude. > > Actually, just kidding: > > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20037515&postcount=119](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20037515&postcount=119) If this is such a crap board, why does he keep posting here? The mind boggles. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/756 "2017-03-02T15:31:32Z")
> [@Grrr](#): > > If this is such a crap board, why does he keep posting here? > > The mind boggles. 'Cause heā€™s a clever, witty writer whoā€™s a pleasure to read. I mean, just ask him. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/757 "2017-03-02T17:11:22Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > 'Cause heā€™s a clever, witty writer whoā€™s a pleasure to read. I mean, just ask him. **The Precious Snowflake** says theyā€™re all gone, so heā€™s evidently not counting himself in that number. The best way for **Clothahump** to improve the board is to stop posting here. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/758 "2017-03-02T18:21:09Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Whoever. No, ā€œwhomeverā€ is correct-ish. Use the he/him rule: if you would use ā€œhimā€, then ā€œwhomā€ is appropriate. You would not say ā€œā€¦ welcome back to he ā€¦ā€ ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/759 "2017-03-02T21:05:03Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > [Troll or confused black teenager?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=820537) > > Would a confused black teenager ever refer to himself as a confused black teenager? He lost me at ā€œblock of textā€. What is so hard about punctuation and paragraph breaks? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2017, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/760 "2017-03-02T21:11:55Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > He lost me at ā€œblock of textā€. What is so hard about punctuation and paragraph breaks? Interrupts the stream of consciousness. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=37) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=39)