# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 383

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2018, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7644 "2018-04-02T21:14:00Z")

</div>

BS is now a BP.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2018, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7645 "2018-04-02T22:06:05Z")

</div>

> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
>
> BS is now a BP.

Is [this guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20879635&postcount=110) far behind?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7646 "2018-04-03T00:10:21Z")

</div>

> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
>
> BS is now a BP.

Not only a BP, but a cornfielded one.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7647 "2018-04-03T00:19:13Z")

</div>

> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
>
> Not only a BP, but a cornfielded one.

No, those last three copies of a single post are gone, but the rest are still there.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7648 "2018-04-03T00:23:11Z")

</div>

Dang it. Didn’t go far enough back in time.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7649 "2018-04-03T02:49:44Z")

</div>

**BeenJammin** , who in a short time here has made it abundantly clear that he loathes this board and everyone on it, has managed to rack up two warnings and a suspension in a matter of hours. In a spirited argument over the relative worth of the post office. Hee.

[https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20881259&postcount=93](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20881259&postcount=93)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7650 "2018-04-03T11:54:16Z")

</div>

gisaaanr [makes yet another post](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=852254) about how women are inscrutable alien things (in the past, it was women feel no more attraction to men than they do furniture, in this one it is women will have sex with anything and have no sense of revulsion), gets shut down quick by ITD before people have the chance to express their appreciation for my comic adaptation.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7651 "2018-04-03T13:54:23Z")

</div>

> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
>
> gisaaanr [makes yet another post](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=852254) about how women are inscrutable alien things (in the past, it was women feel no more attraction to men than they do furniture, in this one it is women will have sex with anything and have no sense of revulsion), gets shut down quick by ITD before people have the chance to express their appreciation for my comic adaptation.

I \<3 **ITD** for that modding.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7652 "2018-04-03T14:06:44Z")

</div>

Heck, I’d give her greater than 3.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7653 "2018-04-03T14:17:02Z")

</div>

We need a heart smilie!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7654 "2018-04-03T14:40:16Z")

</div>

> [@Morgenstern](#):
>
> It’s pretty obvious he wasn’t a troll. He was engaged in a discussion at another board where he was trying to play SJW. He posted here to see what responses he should post there. You could tell how he kept demanding answers from us, probably for the questions he was being asked there. You’ll were just doing his homework so to speak. Not good behavior, but not a troll.

If it were only a few of those threads, sure, perhaps. A long series of them, where the OP had to be browbeaten to contribute beyond the first post and where he pretty much ignored all the advice he’d been given? If not a troll, certainly not someone interested in discussing things in good faith.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7655 "2018-04-03T14:46:46Z")

</div>

> [@Morgenstern](#):
>
> We need a heart smilie!

[Here you go](http://www.bartleby.com/161/1183.html).

Oh, wait…

❤

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7656 "2018-04-03T16:25:07Z")

</div>

Has acey _ever_ started a thread where his thesis was supported by the facts (including the facts that he actually links to)? Do we need some kind of corollary to Betteridge’s Law?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7657 "2018-04-03T16:28:34Z")

</div>

> [@Riemann](#):
>
> Has acey _ever_ started a thread where his thesis was supported by the facts (including the facts that he actually links to)? Do we need some kind of corollary to Betteridge’s Law?

Hey, don’t bother those right wingers about **facts**. They’ve decided that facts are mutable and change to fit beliefs.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7658 "2018-04-03T19:05:41Z")

</div>

**Urbanredneck** is probably not a troll, as such, but [what a fucking asswit](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20882593#post20882593).

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7659 "2018-04-03T21:27:10Z")

</div>

> [@Morgenstern](#):
>
> The guy who first asked the “plane on a treadmill” question should be tried for crimes against nature.

Huh, I thought we eliminated that category back in '05.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2018, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7660 "2018-04-03T22:22:08Z")

</div>

Yeah, that whole “I have the right to kill and injure people if they’re inconveniencing me and breaking the law” is quite the right wing tough guy position.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7661 "2018-04-04T14:08:00Z")

</div>

Gisaaanr [tries again](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=852361), is shut down before the first reply.

I know that the term “autism” is pulled out too quickly on the internet, but this guy really and truly reminds me of [Oliver Sacks’ _Anthropologist on Mars_ article](https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1993/12/27/anthropologist-mars).

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7662 "2018-04-04T14:15:28Z")

</div>

> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
>
> Gisaaanr [tries again](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=852361), is shut down before the first reply.
> 
> I know that the term “autism” is pulled out too quickly on the internet, but this guy really and truly reminds me of [Oliver Sacks’ _Anthropologist on Mars_ article](https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1993/12/27/anthropologist-mars).

That nitwit hasn’t had an original thought ever, so he’s resorted to cutting and pasting from MRA sources.

Side: I would not cross **ITD** today. Her fuse seems lit.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![SaneBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SaneBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaneBill)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7663 "2018-04-04T14:16:32Z")

</div>

Checked out his profile:

> [@](#):
>
> Interests  
> Women

> [@](#):
>
> Friends  
> gisaaanr has not made any friends yet

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=382)

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=384)
