# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 384
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7664 "2018-04-04T14:20:39Z")
To be fair, since Idle Thoughts flounced, I don’t think anyone is using the “friends” feature. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7665 "2018-04-04T16:30:19Z")
Finally, ITD locked **Machinaforce** ’s love sucks thread. It was on the verge of someone saying, “_… in your own words, tell me about … your mother …_”. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7666 "2018-04-04T17:00:04Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Finally, ITD locked **Machinaforce** ’s love sucks thread. It was on the verge of someone saying, “_… in your own words, tell me about … your mother …_”. Just in time for a new Marcus Flavius thread about the things that he hates (this time, it is sex with prostitutes and attempting to form relationships.) They are a tag-team of discontent. ---
**Author:** ![PigArcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@PigArcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigArcher)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2018, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7667 "2018-04-04T17:00:56Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Finally, ITD locked **Machinaforce** ’s love sucks thread. It was on the verge of someone saying, “_… in your own words, tell me about … your mother …_”. Pickiest of nits: “Describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about… your mother.” [IMDB](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083658/characters/nm0001397?ref_=tt_cl_t8) ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7668 "2018-04-05T00:05:13Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > **BeenJammin** , who in a short time here has made it abundantly clear that he loathes this board and everyone on it, has managed to rack up two warnings and a suspension in a matter of hours. In a spirited argument over the relative worth of the post office. Hee. > > [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20881259&postcount=93](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20881259&postcount=93) Whose trock is **BJ**? He hops on the board, starts talking about “trolling”, right wing, familiar with the Board. Handsome Harry come to visit maybe? > [@Riemann](#): > > Has acey _ever_ started a thread where his thesis was supported by the facts (including the facts that he actually links to)? Do we need some kind of corollary to Betteridge’s Law? Hell yes, we need a law. Step 1, read a click bait story somewhere. Step 2, post said story without understanding it. Step 3, put a 50’s spin on it, pulling in imaginary family members as needed. Step 4, moderate original position to 21st century under barrage of posts from people not from the Andy Griffith show. > [@eschereal](#): > > **Urbanredneck** is probably not a troll, as such, but [what a fucking asswit](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20882593#post20882593). Fully endorsed, on both counts. > [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Just in time for a new Marcus Flavius thread about the things that he hates (this time, it is sex with prostitutes and attempting to form relationships.) They are a tag-team of discontent. What the hell with that thread? Did he read the other two active threads and decide he had to get some of that hot “addicted to prostitution” action? I don’t remember noticing him much before now, but this thread alone makes me think troll. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7669 "2018-04-05T00:21:03Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Whose trock is **BJ**? He hops on the board, starts talking about “trolling”, right wing, familiar with the Board. Handsome Harry come to visit maybe? Gives me a pretty strong **Terr** ( **Okrahoma** ) type vibe. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7670 "2018-04-05T00:28:34Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Gives me a pretty strong **Terr** ( **Okrahoma** ) type vibe. That’s it. I knew I was missing someone from our clown car of usual suspects. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7671 "2018-04-05T00:54:00Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Just in time for a new Marcus Flavius thread about the things that he hates (this time, it is sex with prostitutes and attempting to form relationships.) They are a tag-team of discontent. Yeah, he has hit the bottom and scraped a bit in that one, > [@Horrified at the money I've squandered on prostitutes](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrified-at-the-money-ive-squandered-on-prostitutes/811811/38): > > So if I see the woman I mentioned that I had a nice experience with, say every other month, and pay $150 per visit, would you say I would be spending significantly less money than the typical guy with a girlfriend? ---
**Author:** ![Thing\_Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecb155/32.png) [@Thing\_Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing_Fish)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7672 "2018-04-05T19:04:22Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Gives me a pretty strong **Terr** ( **Okrahoma** ) type vibe. I dunno, I remember Okra having a decent grasp of basic English grammar. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7673 "2018-04-05T19:44:53Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > What the hell with that thread? Did he read the other two active threads and decide he had to get some of that hot “addicted to prostitution” action? I don’t remember noticing him much before now, but this thread alone makes me think troll. He’s been discussed in this thread before. Topics he has broached is [how much he hated college](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827102), how much he hates being in the army (I think that was in the college thread), how much he hates [carnivory](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=830417), how much he hates [reproducing](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=835707), and how much he hates [life on Earth](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=849427). ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7674 "2018-04-05T20:17:24Z")
> [@Thing\_Fish](#): > > I dunno, I remember Okra having a decent grasp of basic English grammar. He hit the wood alcohol pretty hard after his last banning. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7675 "2018-04-05T20:23:42Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > He hit the wood alcohol pretty hard after his last banning. His grammar is still excellent, but the damage to his eyesight has made it difficult for him to see when he has made a mistake? ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2018, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7676 "2018-04-05T20:41:23Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > He’s been discussed in this thread before. Topics he has broached is [how much he hated college](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=827102), how much he hates being in the army (I think that was in the college thread), how much he hates [carnivory](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=830417), how much he hates [reproducing](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=835707), and how much he hates [life on Earth](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=849427). I think the appropriate quick summary here would be the following: He hates everything. He has, however, been able in that college thread to exhibit more self-awareness than most of our trolls and troll-like denizens. I give you here a shining example of that perspicacity, in the form of a direct quote: 1. I don’t know shit. 2. No one gives a shit. We can only bow our head in admiration of its stunning revelatory truth. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7677 "2018-04-06T01:27:43Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > 1. I don’t know shit. 2. No one gives a shit. You are now ready to leave the Temple of Knowledge and enter the world, Grasshoppah… ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7678 "2018-04-06T23:28:42Z")
I think that Marcus Flavius [has graduated](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20889665&postcount=104) from “annoyingly pessimistic” to “piece of shit.” ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2018, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7679 "2018-04-06T23:45:40Z")
Yep, he’ll never get a date with that piss-a-tude. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2018, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7680 "2018-04-07T15:42:39Z")
Marcus Flavius = PRR? Similar? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2018, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7681 "2018-04-07T17:46:37Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > I think that Marcus Flavius [has graduated](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20889665&postcount=104) from “annoyingly pessimistic” to “piece of shit.” Yep. He’s clinging to his red pill crap like a baby monkey to his mama. > [@Morgenstern](#): > > Marcus Flavius = PRR? Similar? PRR? ---
**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2018, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7682 "2018-04-07T18:40:10Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > PRR? **pseudotriton ruber ruber**? He was banned a few years back. But if so I’m not really seeing the resemblance. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2018, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7683 "2018-04-07T18:43:25Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Marcus Flavius = PRR? Similar? > [@Tamerlane](#): > > **pseudotriton ruber ruber** ( banned a few years back )? If so I’m not really seeing the resemblance. I can hardly think of a less likely comparison. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=383) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=385)