# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 386
**Author:** ![Pizzadonut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Pizzadonut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pizzadonut)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2018, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7704 "2018-04-11T04:00:12Z")
> [@digs](#): > > Yeah, this is what I’m dreading. Philosophical discussions are painful, especially when trying to slog through someone else’s angst-y ramblings. > > Y’know what mentally healthy people do? They grow out of their neediness, including the need to inflict their inner monologues on total strangers on the internet. > > Then, they shut off the internet, go outside and interact with real people. That’s fine, but I don’t think I can always just bring out whatever idea I want to discuss in the real world. That said, I am working on a social life. Just went to the gym and had a conversation about dieting tips. Not that that was the only purpose of the visit of course. Dang, my anxiety just got worse. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2018, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7705 "2018-04-11T04:01:39Z")
> [@Pizzadonut](#): > > Well at least I got a more original username this time 😃 {…} Well, if that isn’t the best reason to change the rules I’ve ever heard I don’t know what could be! CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2018, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7706 "2018-04-11T04:07:31Z")
I think it’s time to close this thread, if only to open a new one. We will NEVER again witness an opportunity for a thread to end so spectacularly. ---
**Author:** ![Pizzadonut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Pizzadonut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pizzadonut)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2018, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7707 "2018-04-11T04:08:44Z")
Add to my last post, this is literally why I love Straightdope. It’s one of the most general discussion boards I have ever seen. Alright here’s a deal and maybe the mods can discuss it I am not allowed back in, will take it like a human being. If I am, here’s the deal. I can no longer beak a rule anymore. Even bumping my threads, whatever occasion I break a rule in next is when my ass goes to death from this site. Deal? Will try to post more wisely this time then. From now on no rule can be broken, I am basically challenging myself here. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2018, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7708 "2018-04-11T04:09:41Z")
> [@Pizzadonut](#): > > Well at least I got a more original username this time 😃 > > I mean I wish I knew alternate ways to communicate 😉 I wish you knew alternate SITES to communicate on. ---
**Author:** ![Pizzadonut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Pizzadonut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pizzadonut)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2018, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7709 "2018-04-11T04:11:37Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > I wish you knew alternate SITES to communicate on. Hey, I love chatting on forums what can I say 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2018, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7710 "2018-04-11T04:12:14Z")
> [@Pizzadonut](#): > > Add to my last post, this is literally why I love Straightdope. It’s one of the most general discussion boards I have ever seen. > > Alright here’s a deal and maybe the mods can discuss it > I am not allowed back in, will take it like a human being. > > If I am, here’s the deal. I can no longer beak a rule anymore. Even bumping my threads, whatever occasion I break a rule in next is when my ass goes to death from this site. > > Deal? Will try to post more wisely this time then. From now on no rule can be broken, I am basically challenging myself here. TPTB have turned down readmittance requests from banned posters a LOT less toxic, puerile, and clueless than you before. And those requests didn’t show up as posts from a sock. Give it up, and good luck finding a new internet home. ---
**Author:** ![Pizzadonut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Pizzadonut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pizzadonut)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2018, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7711 "2018-04-11T04:12:37Z")
Well I am logging out I guess. I am literally in panic mode right now. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2018, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7712 "2018-04-11T04:12:41Z")
> [@Pizzadonut](#): > > … From now on no rule can be broken, I am basically challenging myself here. I would say you failed already. ---
**Author:** ![Pizzadonut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Pizzadonut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pizzadonut)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2018, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7713 "2018-04-11T04:13:39Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > TPTB have turned down readmittance requests from banned posters a LOT less toxic, puerile, and clueless than you before. And those requests didn’t show up as posts from a sock. > > Give it up, and good luck finding a new internet home. Any good suggestions to talk about philosophy on? ---
**Author:** ![Pizzadonut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Pizzadonut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pizzadonut)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2018, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7714 "2018-04-11T04:14:39Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > I would say you failed already. How? ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7715 "2018-04-11T04:16:58Z")
> [@Pizzadonut](#): > > How? You keep posting as a sock account, for one, instead of just emailing mods your case directly. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2018, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7716 "2018-04-11T04:23:36Z")
Guys, please don’t reply to socks. You know who you are. All the sock posts and your replies have been deleted. And don’t go asking who it was. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2018, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7717 "2018-04-11T04:27:05Z")
okay. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2018, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7718 "2018-04-11T12:24:31Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > okay. Sorry. Ditto. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2018, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7719 "2018-04-11T14:01:44Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Guys, please don’t reply to socks. You know who you are. All the sock posts and your replies have been deleted. > > And don’t go asking who it was. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2018, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7720 "2018-04-11T19:18:39Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > okay. Sorry. > > > [@digs](#): > > > > Ditto. Well, the last time I apologized to a mod . . . it didn’t work out so well for me. 😉 CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2018, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7721 "2018-04-11T19:56:21Z")
Well? Don’t leave us hanging… ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2018, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7722 "2018-04-11T19:58:46Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Well? Don’t leave us hanging… Just remember to always apologize after the mod note, not in the offending post. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2018, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7723 "2018-04-11T20:01:10Z")
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