# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 389
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2018, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7764 "2018-04-22T07:09:08Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Like me saying I want to know who advertises on Laura Ingraham’s show so I can know not to buy their products? > > He did a REALLY bad job of mimicking that. No, because I assume you really mean that. I should have made it more clear that the implication is that the guy really does want to go there so he’ll see a bunch of cooches. The meme is adding an explanation to cover for your prurient desires. Hence why I said it’s similar to the “for research” meme. Like when someone says “And where might I find that hypno porn? For research purposes only, of course.” It’s a “nudge, nudge, wink, wink” thing. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2018, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7765 "2018-04-22T07:49:53Z")
He STILL did a really bad job. (And I thought the guy on reddit really wanted to avoid that beach. :smack: ) ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2018, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7766 "2018-04-22T15:18:26Z")
I’m familiar with the meme, but it’s always done with a humorous punch line involved. If even I, a person who has too much of his brain full of memes, didn’t recognize it as ironic, or even light banter, there’s something wrong. And, handy hint: if no one gets your joke, saying “Yeah, well, yer all stoopid!” isn’t going to fix it. An actual grownup would respond with something like “Oops, I was trying to say [insert explanation of your actual point] but the humor didn’t work. Sorry!” ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2018, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7767 "2018-04-22T17:04:48Z")
Reminds me of the “vajina, vagina, whatever” meme. Or something like that. Can’t find a link to it though. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2018, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7768 "2018-04-22T18:28:19Z")
On this board, to get _quality_ material, you have to settle for stuff like [Great Wall of Vagina](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=678368) or [Vagina Kayak](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=728715). I really need to clean out my saved-for-reference folder ---
**Author:** ![Lamoral](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lamoral/32/16078_2.png) [@Lamoral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamoral)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2018, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7769 "2018-04-22T21:11:15Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > I think he’s in the bottle. Not the first time, I believe. If you’re gonna have a Joyce reference in your user name, you have to live up to that shit. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2018, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7770 "2018-04-22T21:40:39Z")
Zeke N. Destroi is having another meltdown [here](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=853466). ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2018, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7771 "2018-04-23T10:34:26Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Could have been worse. I misread it as he put hollandaise on his _hot dog_. Yuck! Clearly it was all an experiment in cooking, as ejaculate adds a nice glaze to the sauce. Because there’s no glaze like come for the hollandaise. \ ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2018, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7772 "2018-04-24T16:54:09Z")
Oh, look, [a new Trumpeteer](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php). 98% of their 45 posts so far are in GD or Elections. Terrkrahoma again? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7773 "2018-04-25T12:47:48Z")
[https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20918538#post20918538](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20918538#post20918538) \*\* nexopia\*\* wants to know how old you Jurassic fossils are. Some potential here. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7774 "2018-04-25T14:40:50Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Zeke N. Destroi is having another meltdown [here](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=853466). Man, are the trolls ever winning in that thread! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7775 "2018-04-25T17:14:44Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20918538#post20918538](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20918538#post20918538) > \*\* > > nexopia\*\* wants to know how old you Jurassic fossils are. Some potential here. She’s an age-ist. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2018, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7776 "2018-04-25T23:16:37Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20918538#post20918538](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20918538#post20918538) > \*\* > > nexopia\*\* wants to know how old you Jurassic fossils are. Some potential here. I don’t get letting the obvious troll troll them. Yes, she’s making fun of you for being old. Offending people is her point. So don’t respond. The only valid response is to point out she’s obviously trolling, which we can’t do. So people get to troll. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7777 "2018-04-27T17:07:06Z")
[Admission of trolling](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20926795&postcount=22) by our new friend the artery guy? “I did some calculated whining…” ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7778 "2018-04-27T17:14:47Z")
Looking for sympathy isn’t trolling, at least the way this guy’s doing it. I assume if the thread continues, his mental illness will become more apparent, people will make fun of him, and he’ll end up banned for his own good. But hopefully he’s more of the harmless crank variety and it doesn’t go that way. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7779 "2018-04-27T17:35:27Z")
Yeah, Marek seems alright. But I have a bit of a soft spot for people from my hometown. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7780 "2018-04-27T17:48:07Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Yeah, Marek seems alright. But I have a bit of a soft spot for people from my hometown. But _really_ sharing too much information. Would his brother appreciate his naming him and his two sons? The brother [Address edited out]really is a pediatrician in Atlanta. I could probably dig up the kids’ social media stuff, too, if I tried. [Moderator Note: Address edited out.] ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7781 "2018-04-27T17:55:48Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > But _really_ sharing too much information. Would his brother appreciate his naming him and his two sons? The brother [Address removed]really is a pediatrician in Atlanta. I could probably dig up the kids’ social media stuff, too, if I tried. You’re not helping this concern by posting the address… [Moderator Note: Address edited out.] ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7782 "2018-04-27T18:02:22Z")
Just because someone makes it easy to dox them, doesn’t mean it’s ok to do so. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7783 "2018-04-27T18:05:59Z")
> [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > You’re not helping this concern by posting the address… Gosh, you’re right–nobody would have ever cracked the obscure cypher of googling for pediatrician Tom/Thomas Adamkiewicz in Atlanta just from his saying that his brother was pediatrician Tom Adamkiewicz in Atlanta. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=388) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=390)