# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 392
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 10:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7824 "2018-05-03T10:50:10Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > It appears this one has caught you napping **Czarcasm.** > [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=854103](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=854103) > Get on it… 😉 This one is either really, really young, really, really stupid, or both. Not even worth playing with. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7825 "2018-05-03T13:02:12Z")
And now, to match the Young Earth idiot, [we have a Flat Earth idiot](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20936638&postcount=167). ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7826 "2018-05-03T14:13:55Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Oh look, **Delicious** is back, with a [lovely little thread about slavery](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=854097). No, I’m not cutting him any slack after his recent behavior. Slimebucket is a troll. He can go sit next to Kanye and think about what he’s done. I’m pretty sure you know who he really is. He’s been banned here probably 4 times. He posts a lot at the other place. Yep, him…\*\*SamClem’\*\*s favorite. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7827 "2018-05-03T15:06:06Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > This one is either really, really young, really, really stupid, or both. Not even worth playing with. Dinosaurs might have existed a little more than 25,000 years ago, but not much more. But 65,000,000 years and more? Come on! Cite: It makes no sense to **Ned12**. Further evidence of the young-dinosaur hypothesis is the fact that dinosaurs and people clearly coexisted. Cite: _The Flintstones_. ---
**Author:** ![Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delicious)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7828 "2018-05-03T15:26:30Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Oh look, **Delicious** is back, with a [lovely little thread about slavery](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=854097). No, I’m not cutting him any slack after his recent behavior. Slimebucket is a troll. He can go sit next to Kanye and think about what he’s done. If I were a bucket of any kind, I’d fill myself to the brim with cats, weld myself shut and jump into a volcano, not just stray cats either, people’s pet cats and maybe pug dogs, they’re crappy animals too. > [@Morgenstern](#): > > I’m pretty sure you know who he really is. He’s been banned here probably 4 times. He posts a lot at the other place. Yep, him…\*\*SamClem’\*\*s favorite. Don’t be coy, who am I? ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7829 "2018-05-03T15:40:47Z")
> [@Delicious](#): > > Don’t be coy, who am I? You’re a sadistic asshole who hates animals and would happily torture and kill them, and probably does. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7830 "2018-05-03T15:42:34Z")
> [@Delicious](#): > > If I were a bucket of any kind, I’d fill myself to the brim with cats, weld myself shut and jump into a volcano, not just stray cats either, people’s pet cats and maybe pug dogs, they’re crappy animals too. > > Don’t be coy, who am I? Ah, an admission of socking! **SamClem** was actually a clue. He’s gotten you several times. In fact, I hear your picture is in the urinal in the mod lounge. Actually, this is one of your better socks. You’re still a bit too anxious to develop your troll and way too quick with the f-bombs. Oh, and you really need to learn not to bring the _same_ adversary list with you each time you sock up. One more thing, you’d actually fit in if you didn’t have this need to do stupid shit like get 6 warnings, a suspension and banned. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7831 "2018-05-03T15:49:29Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Ah, an admission of socking! > > **SamClem** was actually a clue. He’s gotten you several times. In fact, I hear your picture is in the urinal in the mod lounge. > > Actually, this is one of your better socks. You’re still a bit too anxious to develop your troll and way too quick with the f-bombs. Oh, and you really need to learn not to bring the _same_ adversary list with you each time you sock up. > > One more thing, you’d actually fit in if you didn’t have this need to do stupid shit like get 6 warnings, a suspension and banned. Don’t hint around. If you think you know the identity, PM me or another mod. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7832 "2018-05-03T15:56:05Z")
Sent. ---
**Author:** ![Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delicious)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7833 "2018-05-03T16:02:26Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Ah, an admission of socking! > > **SamClem** was actually a clue. He’s gotten you several times. In fact, I hear your picture is in the urinal in the mod lounge. > > Actually, this is one of your better socks. You’re still a bit too anxious to develop your troll and way too quick with the f-bombs. Oh, and you really need to learn not to bring the _same_ adversary list with you each time you sock up. > > One more thing, you’d actually fit in if you didn’t have this need to do stupid shit like get 6 warnings, a suspension and banned. So when the mods inform you that you’re wrong, will I get an apology? Also if you’re apparently pissing off lots of different people, maybe you should look at the common factor. ---
**Author:** ![Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delicious)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7834 "2018-05-03T16:04:58Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > You’re a sadistic asshole who hates animals and would happily torture and kill them, and probably does. I’m a monster, I know. I’ll even cook and eat the flesh of animals. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7835 "2018-05-03T16:13:22Z")
> [@Delicious](#): > > So when the mods inform you that you’re wrong, will I get an apology? > > Also if you’re apparently pissing off lots of different people, maybe you should look at the common factor. The more you write, the more convinced I am that I am right. You can change your IP in a multitude of ways. But you can’t cover up the grammatical clues you leave. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7836 "2018-05-03T16:17:43Z")
> [@Delicious](#): > > I’m a monster, I know. I’ll even cook and eat the flesh of animals. So Why do you hate small animals? Do you hate children too? Or certain segments of the population? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7837 "2018-05-03T16:19:22Z")
He’s trolling you Beck. ---
**Author:** ![Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delicious)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7838 "2018-05-03T16:29:30Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > So Why do you hate small animals? Do you hate children too? Or certain segments of the population? I dislike cats because they leave their child blinding shit all over my garden and kill all the frogs, birds and mice. I actually quite like some small animals like rats, frogs and squirrels. But yes, because I think stray cats should be put down, I am in fact a massive racist, I assume that’s what you were implying. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7839 "2018-05-03T16:37:16Z")
I don’t know what you are. Just curious. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7840 "2018-05-03T19:01:55Z")
> [@Delicious](#): > > I actually quite like some small animals like rats, frogs and squirrels. Fuck squirrels. They are annoying little assholes that need to be elsewhere. Like, providing lunch for cats. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7841 "2018-05-03T19:08:49Z")
Frogs too. It’s not easy being green? Tough shit, you slimy little assholes. Quit whining. ---
**Author:** ![Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delicious)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7842 "2018-05-03T20:00:35Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Fuck squirrels. They are annoying little assholes that need to be elsewhere. Like, providing lunch for cats. > [@TroutMan](#): > > Frogs too. It’s not easy being green? Tough shit, you slimy little assholes. Quit whining. Hey look at this, I can read you wishing death on animals I like and…let me check…no, my panties are not bunched at all and I feel no need to try to get you banned…weird. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2018, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7843 "2018-05-03T20:14:07Z")
I wasn’t talking to you, you sad little boy. I was just making jokes for the benefit of the other posters. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=391) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=393)