# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7884 "2018-05-06T12:16:08Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> That dopey Chimera doesn’t even understand that the main thrust wasn’t boycotts per se. It was that the amount of financial harm that can be done to business or other entities based on **rumors or accusations spread with modern mass media** is quite often disproportionate to any real offense.

You mean like what Trump, his mouthpieces and FoxNews does constantly?

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7885 "2018-05-06T13:36:50Z")

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OctoPUTZ, listen up here. Your “I’m smarter than you” shtick fails here. Mainly because we see you as a redneck, toothless, disheveled, drunken, MAGA hat wearing old man with a prepaid subscription to Fox News. Other than that, well, we like you enough to not bother flooding the mods mailboxes with requests to ban you. Personally, I like keeping a few Republican Retards around long enough to enjoy our celebration when the \*\*\*Liar of DC \*\*\*gets run out of town on a golden rail covered with expensive tar and imported Goose Down. Only the best for your boy.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7886 "2018-05-06T13:38:21Z")

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> [@SaneBill](#):
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> ������, A head, two arms, two legs and… a little guy ?
> 
> Not my idea of cute.

Notice the hands up surrender gesture. That what’s coming for the Rep party.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7887 "2018-05-06T15:41:38Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> Hey Octaputz. The guys still picking on you? Want to buy protection?

I doubt even the **Super Heavy Armored Condom (Not Studded For Her Pleasure)** would do the trick.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7888 "2018-05-06T17:03:48Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> And now we have [a moon landing denier](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=854290). I’m betting that he is also ned12.

I take it back–no moon guy can’t be ned12, he has too much of a pulse. ned12 is like arguing with one of the sloths from _Zootopia_.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7889 "2018-05-06T18:06:26Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> You barely understand English. Either that or you’re just very intellectually dishonest. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt that your creative “paraphrasing” was due to being retarded and not immoral.

Says the guy who keeps saying things like this to avoid answering any direct questions.

I asked you TWICE, the last time very politely, to explain what you meant by businesses being able to boycott people. You did not do so. You just kept throwing out this nonsense to the point of getting a mod note for it.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7890 "2018-05-06T18:38:30Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> OctoPUTZ, listen up here. Your “I’m smarter than you” shtick fails here. Mainly because we see you as a redneck, toothless, disheveled, drunken, MAGA hat wearing old man with a prepaid subscription to Fox News. Other than that, well, we like you enough to not bother flooding the mods mailboxes with requests to ban you. Personally, I like keeping a few Republican Retards around long enough to enjoy our celebration when the \*\*\*Liar of DC \*\*\*gets run out of town on a golden rail covered with expensive tar and imported Goose Down. Only the best for your boy.

And you wonder why there is no protection money.

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**Author:** ![Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delicious)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7891 "2018-05-06T19:08:31Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> And you wonder why there is no protection money.

I think he’s offering to increase his assholery so as to distract people from you.

He’s doing it for free though, so best keep your pennies.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7892 "2018-05-06T19:14:28Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> And you wonder why there is no protection money.

I doubted your ability to pay anyway. You’re all hat and no cattle.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7893 "2018-05-06T22:16:15Z")

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The Apollo nutter thread. He’s being outed as a poser from 2 other boards with the same whacko shtick. Starts middle of page 5. Gets better as it goes.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7894 "2018-05-06T23:03:03Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> The Apollo nutter thread. He’s being outed as a poser from 2 other boards with the same whacko shtick. Starts middle of page 5. Gets better as it goes.

Moved into the cornfield, looks like it was a sock that was whisked to the lost sock dimension.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7895 "2018-05-06T23:03:14Z")

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Been waiting for the mods to get tired of his schtick, but I’m in no hurry. He’ll do it to himself.

Heh, ninja’d. Thanks for the update.

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7896 "2018-05-06T23:05:58Z")

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> [@GIGObuster](#):
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> Moved into the cornfield, looks like it was a sock that was whisked to the lost sock dimension.

Bah! it got cornfielded whie I had another page and a half to go! Now I’ll never now how it ends! Let me guess, he saw the error of his ways and now believes the moon landings were real?

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7897 "2018-05-06T23:27:47Z")

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> [@snfaulkner](#):
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> Bah! it got cornfielded whie I had another page and a half to go! Now I’ll never now how it ends! Let me guess, he saw the error of his ways and now believes the moon landings were real?

Nah, he just kept ignoring questions and insisting his ONE LITTLE FACT proves that the entire thing was some immense hoax. He also showed that he’s a total Conspiracy LOON. Question everything! Everything is a hoax! Everything is a LIE!!!

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7898 "2018-05-06T23:32:05Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> Nah, he just kept ignoring questions and insisting his ONE LITTLE FACT proves that the entire thing was some immense hoax. He also showed that he’s a total Conspiracy LOON. Question everything! Everything is a hoax! Everything is a LIE!!!

Ah, so it ended the way it started then. What a shocking twist! :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7899 "2018-05-06T23:32:45Z")

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That would include his conspiracies. Oops. [His head explodes]

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**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2018, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7900 "2018-05-06T23:53:39Z")

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I wonder who’s sock he was, if indeed that was the reason for the thread disappearance.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7901 "2018-05-07T00:02:20Z")

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I don’t think he was a sock. He had way too much time in that nonsense. He is a one trick pony.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7902 "2018-05-07T00:05:08Z")

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The person who outed him was also banned, it seems.

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**Author:** ![Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delicious)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7903 "2018-05-07T00:33:00Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> I don’t think he was a sock. He had way too much time in that nonsense. He is a one trick pony.

Best trust Detective Moronstern here, I hear he once identified a sock just by removing his shoes…the second one slipped past him, but nobody’s perfect.

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