# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 396
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7904 "2018-05-07T00:49:41Z")
> [@Mr.Miskatonic](#): > > The person who outed him was also banned, it seems. Gosh, I hope not. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7905 "2018-05-07T01:13:15Z")
> [@Delicious](#): > > Best trust Detective Moronstern here, I hear he once identified a sock just by removing his shoes…the second one slipped past him, but nobody’s perfect. You really have a hard on for me. Is it because I caught one of your other socks and it was banned? Sorry about that, but you were too obvious then too. No one doubts you’re a troll and a sock, but I know whose sock you are. You’ll be banned soon enough. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7906 "2018-05-07T01:32:08Z")
\*\*Seethruart \*\*? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7907 "2018-05-07T04:02:26Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > \*\*Seethruart \*\*? Found this [old thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=82431). ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7908 "2018-05-07T04:20:24Z")
[I think time is up for old ned12 here.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20944530&postcount=206) At this point, he’s just trolling. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7909 "2018-05-07T05:02:58Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > [I think time is up for old ned12 here.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20944530&postcount=206) At this point, he’s just trolling. [I asked if he was really serious (or just taking the piss).](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20944622&postcount=209) I don’t see how he could be… calling the Bible “immensely accurate”? No one who’s read a whole page of the (Pretty) Good Book could say that without spraying whatever they drank last all over their monitor. “Immensely accurate”? Sheesh. ---
**Author:** ![Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delicious)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7910 "2018-05-07T10:20:18Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > You really have a hard on for me. Is it because I caught one of your other socks and it was banned? Sorry about that, but you were too obvious then too. No one doubts you’re a troll and a sock, but I know whose sock you are. > > You’ll be banned soon enough. I’m curious how many of these ‘socks’ you’ve got banned were just regular posters who replied appropriately to your assholeishness. Did you put their posts into your special detective computer and press the cow picture? ‘Moo’ means sock right? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7911 "2018-05-07T13:16:45Z")
> [@Delicious](#): > > I’m curious how many of these ‘socks’ you’ve got banned were just regular posters who replied appropriately to your assholeishness. > > Did you put their posts into your special detective computer and press the cow picture? ‘Moo’ means sock right? Let me share a little with you. First of all, it takes a special kind of asshole to get banned from this place. Typically, those who get banned are nutters, douchebags, spammers or socks. 6 warnings and a suspension should be enough to teach even the most ignorant maxipad that he’s a retard. You’d think right? But no, some ignorant maxipads are so butthurt from the rejection of being banned that they have this need to sneak back and pull the same shit, same accent, same grammar, same hit list and a similar agenda. How fucked must their life be that they keep trying to come back to the place that has already kicked their ass to the curb? Seriously, is that not a definition of pathetic? To you it’s fun sneaking back in. I suppose this is because your’ life is just one big waste of time, but that’s your business. The problem is that you think you’re not recognized. I assure you, EVERYONE here knows you’re a troll. I know you’re a sock and a troll. Regardless of how pathetic your life obviously is, we’re not interested in fixing you. Go hop a train. So anyway, say what you like. We BOTH know you’re a sock. We BOTH know you’re going to get banned again. Time is on my side on this because you’re a jerk, and jerks get banned. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7912 "2018-05-07T13:23:17Z")
> [@Delicious](#): > > I’m curious how many of these ‘socks’ you’ve got banned were just regular posters who replied appropriately to your assholeishness. > > Did you put their posts into your special detective computer and press the cow picture? ‘Moo’ means sock right? Ah, I see. You’re not only a troll, but also an idiot. Not only do you not know how mods can detect someone socking, but you put a big bullseye on your head by coming to troll a user you don’t like in the troll thread. If **Morgenstern** were talking about you, it might be something a legit poster would do. But only trolls pop in to start a fight out of the blue. ---
**Author:** ![Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delicious)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7913 "2018-05-07T13:39:35Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Ah, I see. You’re not only a troll, but also an idiot. Not only do you not know how mods can detect someone socking, but you put a big bullseye on your head by coming to troll a user you don’t like in the troll thread. > > If **Morgenstern** were talking about you, it might be something a legit poster would do. But only trolls pop in to start a fight out of the blue. They asshat’s first post today me was calling me a motherfucker, then when I don’t sit back and take it, he tried to get me banned by pretending he knows I’m a sock, I assume it’s his only tactic since he appears to have the intellect and charm of a chewed turd. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7914 "2018-05-07T13:50:42Z")
My first post today was 7861. I called you a troll and a sock, and of course, noted that you obviously have one pathetic life. I’ve never called you a motherfucker, probably because it’s against the rules and unlike you, I’m capable of following them. ALL my post have been in response to your posts, not attacking you as you choose to believe. It’s so easy for me to see who you really are because you’re too fucking stupid to change your agenda. You’re a lot like \*\*Second (stone)\*\*was too, except he has enough of a life that he moved on. \*\*FX mastermind \*\*came to mind too, but he too isn’t a full on retard like you (not quite, but almost). That leaves only one of the trifecta of trolls, and we _wink_ know who, don’t we? ---
**Author:** ![Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delicious)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7915 "2018-05-07T13:58:13Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > … > > When a dumbass mother trucker comes along and does something as dumbass as you did, then you need to meet the cactus. Asshole. > > Go fart peas at the moon you moron. Such implausible deniability ---
**Author:** ![Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delicious)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7916 "2018-05-07T14:05:55Z")
Today was autocorrect, meant to be to ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7917 "2018-05-07T14:11:15Z")
Hard to tell what you mumbled here;\* “They asshat’s first post today me was calling me a motherfucker,”\* but I think you said I called you a motherfucker and did it today. Facts prove your post was wrong. It appears you’re having trouble forming sentences. Is getting caught that devastating for you? ---
**Author:** ![Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delicious)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7918 "2018-05-07T14:24:13Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Hard to tell what you mumbled here;\* “They asshat’s first post today me was calling me a motherfucker,”\* but I think you said I called you a motherfucker and did it today. > > Facts prove your post was wrong. > > It appears you’re having trouble forming sentences. Is getting caught that devastating for you? Oh no, you caught a typo, quickly PM and mod to get me banned! maybe call your mum so she can protect you from the bad man too. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7919 "2018-05-07T14:34:38Z")
Actually, your “I eat cats” tirade earned you the attention you deserve here. ---
**Author:** ![Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delicious)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7920 "2018-05-07T15:07:37Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Actually, your “I eat cats” tirade earned you the attention you deserve here. That was someone else, you shining wit. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7921 "2018-05-07T15:13:17Z")
Give me a minute… Was this gem yours? > [@What to do with slaves?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-to-do-with-slaves/813476/1): > > … > > Assuming current technology levels, how would you make the best use of your slaves? Patent trolling again. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7922 "2018-05-07T15:16:16Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Actually, your “I eat cats” tirade earned you the attention you deserve here. > [@Delicious](#): > > That was someone else, you shining wit. You, on the other hand, enjoy torturing helpless animals. So haw many times do you dunk the sack before you finally allow them to drown? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7923 "2018-05-07T15:17:05Z")
> [@Delicious](#): > > Your face is a certified jerk, cats are horrible little murderers who leave fur everywhere and needlessly torture other animals , sack drowning is a time honoured traditional way to deal with their tendency to breed like rabbits. I’ll get to the part where you talk about eating them. Give me some time. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=395) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=397)