# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 397
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7924 "2018-05-07T15:21:53Z")
Man, don’t quote that ass. I have him on Ignore for a reason. ---
**Author:** ![Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delicious)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7925 "2018-05-07T15:23:40Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Give me a minute… > > Was this gem yours? > > Patent trolling again. Trolling how? Explain. > [@running\_coach](#): > > You, on the other hand, enjoy torturing helpless animals. > > So haw many times do you dunk the sack before you finally allow them to drown? Yes, I clearly actually Drown cats in sacks…did hyperbole not get imported into your country yet? > [@Morgenstern](#): > > I’ll get to the part where you talk about eating them. Give me some time. Take your time, it doesn’t exist. So now it’s breaking rules by calling me a motherfucker, trying to get me banned and lying about what I said, I’m sure apologies will be forthcoming ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7926 "2018-05-07T15:28:59Z")
Here you go asshole. > [@Our backyard shed sprouted kittens (again)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/our-backyard-shed-sprouted-kittens-again/813250/11): > > My family meals are good because there’s no stray cats around Other comments in that thread show what a troll you are. Maybe if we put all your trolls on one page the God of Trolls will recall you to the bridge? ---
**Author:** ![Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delicious)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7927 "2018-05-07T17:50:13Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Here you go asshole. > > Other comments in that thread show what a troll you are. > > Maybe if we put all your trolls on one page the God of Trolls will recall you to the bridge? So the only reason stray cats wouldn’t be around is because I eat them? Is that why there aren’t any stray shits around your table? Yourself excepted. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7928 "2018-05-07T18:04:27Z")
Lord, but you two are tedious. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7929 "2018-05-07T18:06:40Z")
The troll smell will never wash off of you. Everyone smells it but you. Trock. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7930 "2018-05-07T18:53:45Z")
Morg, you’re exactly what Delicious wants: a responder. Now he has the attention he craves. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7931 "2018-05-07T19:20:36Z")
No shit. Will you two just make out already and get it over with. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7932 "2018-05-07T19:28:27Z")
If we were still on AOL, they could get their own private (chat) room. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Crazy\_Canuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazy_canuck/32/5282_2.png) [@Crazy\_Canuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazy_Canuck)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7933 "2018-05-07T19:43:59Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > When a dumbass mother trucker comes along and does something as dumbass as you did, then you need to meet the cactus. The way you two are going at it, I don’t think that it’s a cactus that you want him to meet anymore … ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7934 "2018-05-07T19:58:49Z")
I’ll hold y’all’s glasses. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2018, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7935 "2018-05-07T20:06:06Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > … you need to meet the cactus. Won’t _someone_ think of the poor innocent succulents? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2018, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7936 "2018-05-11T14:37:21Z")
Since I can’t actually say the “t” word in the thread, has anyone else been convinced from the beginning and with ever-increasing certainty that Biffster is trolling in [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=853801) thread? ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2018, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7937 "2018-05-11T15:34:26Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Since I can’t actually say the “t” word in the thread, has anyone else been convinced from the beginning and with ever-increasing certainty that Biffster is trolling in [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=853801) thread? Not from the beginning… I am ,however, wondering recently if he’s (self) medicated, or drunk - _La Heim!_ ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2018, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7938 "2018-05-11T16:26:56Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Since I can’t actually say the “t” word in the thread, has anyone else been convinced from the beginning and with ever-increasing certainty that Biffster is trolling in [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=853801) thread? Hell to the yeah. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2018, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7939 "2018-05-11T18:37:33Z")
That last one is just a classic troll post. _‘Look everybody… Quora says I was right because other people on the internet are ignorant assholes just like me!’_ He can go get bent. Fucking idiot. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2018, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7940 "2018-05-11T22:08:30Z")
I’ve so far managed to avoid almost all of the **Biffster** ’s prodigious output of nearly 2400 posts so far, and a quick scan of the latest referenced thread here suggests I’ve avoided a good deal of annoyance by doing so. The gentleman appears to be just the kind of mixture of obnoxiousness and stupidity that calls for the presentation of some kind of plack, or perhaps a medal. The award would bear the image of an ancient bridge, with the likeness of an ugly troll emerging from its underside. An inscription on the converse would bear the date of the banning. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2018, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7941 "2018-05-12T19:33:00Z")
Hey now, [what’s all this then](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20952665&postcount=137)? New poster joins to tell us it’s time to water the soil of freedom with blood. Also the confederate states = good. I predict a flailing flame out. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7942 "2018-05-15T00:20:26Z")
[This one](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=854820) by **mrka** is very um. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7943 "2018-05-15T00:27:04Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > [This one](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=854820) by **mrka** is very um. I almost replied "I’m picturing you typing this on a vintage Smith-Corona, where you get to love the _‘DING’_ of the return, so much that you slap that lever after every sentence. _DING!"_ But I thought that might be a tad dickish for the first reply. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=396) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=398)