# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 40
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/781 "2017-03-03T20:34:46Z")
I believe I speculated recently that **LinusK** was trying to get banned. He was mocking mods, lying AKA trolling in a thread (and got caught doing it). Maybe he just decided to step up his efforts, since that wasn’t working. Lovely news. I agree with **Ramira** , above, btw. **afuvirus** -whosit is another politi-troll. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/782 "2017-03-03T20:54:04Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > I don’t really want to know the answer; I prefer **idle speculation**. The truth is usually pretty boring. Would that be **Idle Thoughts** ’ sock? ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/783 "2017-03-03T21:13:32Z")
“Hi, I’m a liberal, and I keep arguing with conservatives, but their grasp of logic and irrefutable facts are so difficult to argue against! Curse those handsome devils! Can you help me argue against their vast powers of persuasion?” [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=820537](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=820537) ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2017, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/784 "2017-03-04T22:17:31Z")
This jackass is annoying. I hope he joins BlinkyPinky in the cornfield sooner rather than later. > [@Trump, you're making it hard to support you with these wiretap/vote fraud claims!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trump-youre-making-it-hard-to-support-you-with-these-wiretap-vote-fraud-claims/781388/57): > > You think a sitting president who access to every intel agency we have, and has the codes to the Nukes, and advisors-who have advisors-who have advisors, would come out and make a tweet like this without having evidence? > I suspect, like I’ve come to realize over the last several months, that Trump is in a “bait” stage and waiting to hammer the libs when they have trapped themselves into a narrative. > Liberals are an enemy of this country. They’ve proven that. They lie, cheat, and do everything to is counter-productive to National security, sovereignty, economic prosperity. > Enemy of the people. The media is in bed with them and part of the problem > > Ladies and Gentlemen, you are witnessing the end of the “Democratic” Party. > > Do you think it was a coincidence that Trump waited until AFTER the DNC allied itself with the Obama/Hilarryites, and tossed the Sanders crowd on thier assses? > The other shoe just dropped. 🙂 bye. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2017, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/785 "2017-03-05T07:47:55Z")
In a thread about Sir Patrick Stewart applying for US citizenship, this bit of blather annoyed me: > [@Jean Luc Picard's newest nemesis: Trump](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/jean-luc-picards-newest-nemesis-trump/781342/13): > > One of the many benefits of voting for a great man like Trump was all the left wing kooks like Alec Baldwin, Miley Cyrus and Cher promised to leave the country if he won. Naturally being liberals, they lied and are still here. Now another one wants to come here? Why doesn’t he stay in the United Kingdom and fight Theresa May and Brexit so the European Union can strip mine it and put it into the Borg Collective like they have Greece, Italy and Spain? I have been trolled. Fine. What Germany has done to the Eurozone is reprehensible, yes. But I can’t endorse Theresa May’s policy. She does seem like both a moral coward and a bullheaded…I need a noun…look, the word that comes to mind rhymes with “swat,” but I’m afraid that as it refers to a piece of her anatomy it would be taken as a sexist insult. But yes, that. ---
**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2017, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/786 "2017-03-05T07:51:21Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > In truth, “whom” is a bastard child of fading grammatical morphology that honestly deserves to be binned once and for all. “Who” and “whoever” ought to be adequate for all uses, because, really, “whom” just sounds stilted anymore. Who asked youm, anyway‽ ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/787 "2017-03-06T02:59:49Z")
I think Derek is about be plying his trade elsewhere. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/788 "2017-03-06T03:07:54Z")
> [@foolsguinea](#): > > Who asked youm, anyway‽ Oh, interrobang off. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/789 "2017-03-06T03:59:51Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > I think Derek is about be plying his trade elsewhere. Shucky darn. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/790 "2017-03-06T09:09:32Z")
What about [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20046053&postcount=171) twerp? Granted, it’s only made a grand total of two posts, neither of which makes a lick of sense. But it sure looks like trolling to me. ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/791 "2017-03-06T09:33:33Z")
No … he sounds more like a True Believer. There’s a lot of overlap, but they’re different than Trolls. I found another post by someone called Corruption Killer on the same, for lack of a better word, topic, elsewhere on the net - > **[Quizzes | Free Online Quizzes | PCHquizzes](https://www.pch.com/quizzes)** > > PCH offers fun quizzes on a wide range of topics. Animals, history, traveling and more. Test your knowledge and play our quizzes today! ---
**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/792 "2017-03-06T20:55:28Z")
I’m sure that by now, anyone with an over room-temperature IQ knows that **doorhinge** is either an obvious troll or severely mentally ill. In [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=820781) thread, he suggests that the media is spending all their time reporting on the Obama wiretapping story and ignoring the release of Trumps revised travel ban, which is refuted immediately and fairly thoroughly. Now, since he’s a troll, there’s no way in hell that he’s going to back off and say “Hey, looks like I was wrong.” The question is, how _will_ he respond? My guess is he’ll just flat out deny that he ever made the suggestion in the first place. He might even include a LOL. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/793 "2017-03-06T21:02:11Z")
[I wish **femmejean** would quit using this board as a sex toy.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=820894) His latest thread isn’t so much a general question as an excuse to talk about using benzocaine ointment on his naughty parts. Blech. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/794 "2017-03-06T21:04:48Z")
> [@neofishboy](#): > > I’m sure that by now, anyone with an over room-temperature IQ knows that **doorhinge** is either an obvious troll or severely mentally ill. In [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=820781) thread, he suggests that the media is spending all their time reporting on the Obama wiretapping story and ignoring the release of Trumps revised travel ban, which is refuted immediately and fairly thoroughly. Now, since he’s a troll, there’s no way in hell that he’s going to back off and say “Hey, looks like I was wrong.” The question is, how _will_ he respond? My guess is he’ll just flat out deny that he ever made the suggestion in the first place. He might even include a LOL. [Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20047323&postcount=53)you go. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/795 "2017-03-06T22:21:07Z")
> [@Azeotrope](#): > > [I wish **femmejean** would quit using this board as a sex toy.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=820894) His latest thread isn’t so much a general question as an excuse to talk about using benzocaine ointment on his naughty parts. Blech. At least it explains why he’s a numbnuts. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/796 "2017-03-07T07:01:46Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > [Here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20047323&postcount=53)you go. Kinda wish people would stop responding to him past the point it becomes clear that his claims have been refuted. Once you shove the shit back up their ass, let it go - if you keep waving it around in that cavernous orifice, it starts to become masturbatory for them. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/797 "2017-03-07T12:58:42Z")
Yet another [“Crying in my beer about my crap relationship while aspects of the thing ring 100% false”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=820968) kind of OP’s. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/798 "2017-03-07T13:30:26Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Yet another [“Crying in my beer about my crap relationship while aspects of the thing ring 100% false”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=820968) kind of OP’s. The author apparently has regrets about the post and would like to delete it, along with her profile. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=820973](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=820973) - The post I linked to above will probably get moved to ATMB soon. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Economist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c89c15/32.png) [@Evil\_Economist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Economist)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/799 "2017-03-07T14:19:31Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > This jackass is annoying. I hope he joins BlinkyPinky in the cornfield sooner rather than later. Sooner, apparently. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/800 "2017-03-07T14:47:03Z")
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