# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 400
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2018, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7984 "2018-05-16T18:38:32Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > And this is why people don’t take your troll pronouncements seriously. I disagree with **BPC** on some things, and think he’s getting a bit too far into the New Atheist mindset, but I have seen absolutely no evidence of trolling from him at all. > > And, yes, go ahead and call me a troll, too. That doesn’t devalue the term at all. Shut up BigTard ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Wiggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/red_wiggler/32/13190_2.png) [@Red\_Wiggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Wiggler)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2018, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7985 "2018-05-16T20:07:02Z")
Wait, I must hear more of this New Atheist mindset. Is it what every Unchurched Leftist must adopt? And will there be pie at the meetings? ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2018, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7986 "2018-05-16T20:19:38Z")
> [@Red\_Wiggler](#): > > Wait, I must hear more of this New Atheist mindset. Is it what every Unchurched Leftist must adopt? And will there be pie at the meetings? No, the New Atheists all believe in [Tau](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tau) ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2018, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7987 "2018-05-16T20:33:29Z")
> [@Red\_Wiggler](#): > > Wait, I must hear more of this New Atheist mindset… Wait, are New Atheists more, or less, hipster than the Plain Ol’ ones? New Atheists, Neo-atheists, Neo-Cons, Proto-Cons, Long Cons… can I get a checklist, or is there a Handy Dandy Infographic? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2018, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7988 "2018-05-16T22:10:26Z")
There is no God, and He hates me. (A religious insight derived from poker.) ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2018, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7989 "2018-05-16T22:23:57Z")
She gets a little pissed now and then, hut I doubt she hates you. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2018, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7990 "2018-05-16T22:29:02Z")
> [@digs](#): > > Wait, are New Atheists more, or less, hipster than the Plain Ol’ ones? If you cannot keep up with the accelerating developments in ways to not believe in superbeings, you might as well give up and be a classic Absurdist, leaving yourself open to all manner of ridicule. Unless, of course, you get off on just sitting in the conversation pit biting the heads off of whippets. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2018, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7991 "2018-05-17T01:43:51Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Unless, of course, you get off on just sitting in the conversation pit biting the heads off of whippets. Now _there’s_ something I haven’t heard about in a long, long time. At first I wondered what you had against dogs. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2018, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7992 "2018-05-17T03:00:30Z")
[How could you bite the head off this cutie?](http://www.americanwhippetclub.net/sites/default/files/010304Whippettemperament.jpg) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2018, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7993 "2018-05-17T03:49:42Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > [How could you bite the head off this cutie?](http://www.americanwhippetclub.net/sites/default/files/010304Whippettemperament.jpg) > > 🙂 Whippet. Whippet good. ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7994 "2018-05-17T04:16:09Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > That’s from our new friend who’s name rhymes with Bruiner. Seems like an admission of trolling to me, but we’ll see how Miller reacts. Welp, there goes _my_ benefit of the doubt. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![erysichthon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d07c76/32.png) [@erysichthon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erysichthon)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2018, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7995 "2018-05-17T18:37:40Z")
> [@Jacquernagy](#): > > **Urbanredneck** and **Aceplace** - are they trolls, playing dumb? Or are they just dumb? Also, are they the same exact person? A couple of years ago, I came up with a theory that **Urbanredneck** , **aceplace57** , and **billfish678** were the same person, but each username represented a different Freudian component. [ul] [li] **billfish** : the id, crudely expressing his dark, forbidden urges[/li] [li] **Urbanredneck** : the ego, making inept, fumbling attempts to appear rational and sensible[/li] [li] **Acey** : the superego, obsessed with cultural norms and relentlessly judgmental[/li][/ul] Unfortunately, **billfish** threw a monkey wrench into my theory by getting himself banned. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2018, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7996 "2018-05-17T18:53:55Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > We call you **Madsirderp** for two reasons. 1, you’re a lying prick. 2. you’re a doofus. [https://r.tapatalk.com/shareLink?url=https%3A%2F%2Fboards.straightdope.com%2Fsdmb%2Fshowthread.php%3Ft%3D810365&share\_tid=810365&share\_fid=28240&share\_type=t](https://r.tapatalk.com/shareLink?url=https%3A%2F%2Fboards%2Estraightdope%2Ecom%2Fsdmb%2Fshowthread%2Ephp%3Ft%3D810365&share_tid=810365&share_fid=28240&share_type=t) I joined, and pledged support to Yes California today. And the link to giraffe boards you admitted to trolling these boards that Miller deleted. Lets also not forget your history of extreme misogyny in the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2018, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7997 "2018-05-17T19:29:21Z")
I called you a liar because you were lying. I’ll wait for your proof. You’re a liar so it’s going to be a long wait. You still mad Sir Derp? And yes, I’m still working to free CA from morons like you and trump. It’s part of the California National Party platform now. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2018, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7998 "2018-05-17T19:35:05Z")
I wish California would _try_ to secede. And why would Miller delete his evidence if his evidence didn’t exist? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2018, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/7999 "2018-05-17T19:40:14Z")
Miller deleted it because the CIA threatened to give him a job managing an insane asylum if he didn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2018, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8000 "2018-05-17T20:50:04Z")
**DrDeth** [has been having odd notions](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=855009) [again](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=787184). ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2018, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8001 "2018-05-17T21:01:57Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > **DrDeth** [has been having odd notions](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=855009) [again](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=787184). That thread should be moved to the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2018, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8002 "2018-05-17T21:10:24Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > …And why would Miller delete his evidence if his evidence didn’t exist? Wait, what? Who, when, where, WTF? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2018, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8003 "2018-05-17T21:21:14Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Wait, what? Who, when, where, WTF? I think he meant Mueller. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=399) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=401)