# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 402
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8024 "2018-05-21T14:43:10Z")
And now, for phrases unlikely to ever be uttered: “[Man, I really missed Okrahoma](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=855134).” ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8025 "2018-05-21T15:21:27Z")
\*\*WF \*\*and the secret popo. [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=855207](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=855207) ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8026 "2018-05-21T15:56:37Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > And now, for phrases unlikely to ever be uttered: “[Man, I really missed Okrahoma](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=855134).” Wow, nice going, mods! \<3 ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8027 "2018-05-21T16:23:45Z")
I thought there was something familiar and sock-ish about that guy! ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8028 "2018-05-21T16:28:01Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > Wow, nice going, mods! \<3 I don’t quite understand the moderating. Which posts did \*\*Bone \*\*remove to clean the thread up? I see all of \*\*LAZombie’s \*\*derailing posts are still visible. ETA: or was there another, even bigger troll posting in that thread??? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8029 "2018-05-21T16:30:45Z")
> [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > or was there another, even bigger troll posting in that thread??? This. Name was something like a shortened form of “bitchslap”. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8030 "2018-05-21T17:47:43Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > This. Name was something like a shortened form of “bitchslap”. Only less itch-y. I figured he was a CH sock. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8031 "2018-05-21T18:08:12Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > I figured he was a CH sock. I thought [they](https://www.quora.com/Why-is-Switzerland-abbreviated-to-CH) like clocks. 😃 [sub]And chocolate.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8032 "2018-05-21T19:55:42Z")
Dang. Kinda sorry I missed it. Would the wayback machine let me look at the derp? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8033 "2018-05-21T19:57:47Z")
I saw the whole thing! It was Major Asshole, in the library, with the douchebag. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2018, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8034 "2018-05-23T16:51:26Z")
If you [create an AI machine capable of experience suffering](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=854664), you should be required to [support it forever.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=855296) ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2018, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8035 "2018-05-24T03:27:06Z")
Our favorite\* Roman has got to be a troll. [I do not want to believe that \*anyone \*is this stupid](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20975815&postcount=1) but still capable of typing coherent, even if totally irrational, sentences. He appears to be saying that parents must support their children as long as they, the parents, live, without expectation of the child contributing anything to their own care. Bets on him being an incel? \*Not really our favorite Roman, or anything else. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2018, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8036 "2018-05-24T04:00:40Z")
Probably because he still lives in his parent’s basement? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2018, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8037 "2018-05-24T04:20:14Z")
I suspect it’s because his parents kicked him out and he hates the military. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2018, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8038 "2018-05-24T10:23:13Z")
> [@Morgyn](#): > > Bets on him being an incel? He has a thread where he complains about how little bang for the buck he gets from hookers. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2018, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8039 "2018-05-24T13:19:40Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I suspect it’s because his parents kicked him out and he hates the military. After getting a degree that did not help him get a satisfactory job. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2018, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8040 "2018-05-24T15:40:11Z")
> [@JRDelirious](#): > > After getting a degree that did not help him get a satisfactory job. His University probably didn’t allow him to invent a degree in ‘Men’s Rights in Ancient Rome’. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2018, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8041 "2018-05-24T16:34:45Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > He has a thread where he complains about how little bang for the buck he gets from hookers. Groan. But hookers are better than real women or a real relationship, because they are cheaper and easier to find. ---
**Author:** ![Thing\_Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecb155/32.png) [@Thing\_Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing_Fish)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2018, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8042 "2018-05-24T18:45:45Z")
Things I Am Proud Of This Week: Not opening WillFarnaby’s “Secret Police” thread Not opening SlackerInc’s “Sneering Progressives” thread Not repeatedly hitting myself with a hammer while sticking my tongue into an electrical socket ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2018, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8043 "2018-05-24T18:57:08Z")
> [@Thing\_Fish](#): > > Not repeatedly hitting myself with a hammer while sticking my tongue into an electrical socket Sadly, we kind of have a thread on that as well. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=401) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=403)