# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2018, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8064 "2018-05-26T21:16:04Z")

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[Politics on College Campuses; Smug, Self-righteous and Intolerant](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=855500)

There was no need to read the thread after I saw who the OP was. Not sure why the OP felt obliged to describe himself right in the title – we all know this by now. If he has ever started a thread that isn’t straight out of the worst of the 4chan cesspool, or in which he’s ever productively participated, I haven’t seen it. Not sure why the useless fucking troll hasn’t been banned yet.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2018, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8065 "2018-05-27T17:31:25Z")

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Mabus is back as **prophetofvengence**. He’s revived an [old thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=572531) and [started a new one](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=855580).

Luckily, he’s already been reported twice over.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2018, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8066 "2018-05-27T17:35:08Z")

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Marley posted:  
I’ll say. How many times have I banned you so far, 35?

Determined little troll.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2018, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8067 "2018-05-27T17:37:56Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> Marley posted:  
> I’ll say. How many times have I banned you so far, 35?
> 
> Determined little troll.

I assume that they will cornfield the whole thread now.

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**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2018, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8068 "2018-05-27T18:59:38Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> Marley posted:  
> I’ll say. How many times have I banned you so far, 35?
> 
> Determined little troll.

> [@Morgyn](#):
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> Mabus is back as **prophetofvengence**. He’s revived an [old thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=572531) and [started a new one](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=855580).
> 
> Luckily, he’s already been reported twice over.

I read those in posts in the order quoted above. I also mis-read Mabus as Marley in Morgyn’s post. I thought **Morgyn** was making a joke about **Marley** returning as a, shall we say, eccentric poster.

I was going to compliment him/her for an excellent joke.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2018, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8069 "2018-05-27T19:14:31Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> Marley posted:  
> I’ll say. How many times have I banned you so far, 35?
> 
> Determined little troll.

That was as of 2010, and just by Marley. We’ve banned him at least 140 times by now. Fortunately he’s been gone since early 2015.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2018, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8070 "2018-05-27T19:27:23Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> That was as of 2010, and just by Marley. We’ve banned him at least 140 times by now. Fortunately he’s been gone since early 2015.

> **[Dennis Markuze](https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Dennis_Markuze)**
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> Dennis Markuze (aka "David Mabus," "Prophetofrevenge", etc.) is a notorious, prolific religious crank and serial cyberstalker from Montréal, Québec. He first became notorious for writing harassing letters to James Randi claiming that he'd somehow won...

Seems like he was sentenced to three years probation in June 2015. His reappearance may mean his probation is up.

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**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2018, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8071 "2018-05-27T19:29:16Z")

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Well fuck.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2018, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8072 "2018-05-27T19:50:29Z")

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That wiki link on him is insane? That guy is out to lunch.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2018, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8073 "2018-05-27T19:55:00Z")

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I hope someone alerts them to his return.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2018, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8074 "2018-05-27T19:59:01Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> I hope someone alerts them to his return.

I’ve notified the board admin.

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**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2018, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8075 "2018-05-27T22:28:12Z")

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**kaylasdad99** forgets he isn’t in the bbq pit: [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20985442&postcount=4](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20985442&postcount=4)

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2018, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8076 "2018-05-27T22:33:02Z")

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> [@Covfefe](#):
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> **kaylasdad99** forgets he isn’t in the bbq pit: [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20985442&postcount=4](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20985442&postcount=4)

How is that trolling or something that is pit worthy?

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2018, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8077 "2018-05-27T22:34:22Z")

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> [@Covfefe](#):
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> **kaylasdad99** forgets he isn’t in the bbq pit: [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20985442&postcount=4](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20985442&postcount=4)

I don’t see anything wrong with that post in that forum. It’s aimed at Trump, not any poster on this MB.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2018, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8078 "2018-05-27T23:31:07Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> How is that trolling or something that is pit worthy?

Covfefe won’t respond. He’s a drive by troll who peeks in a thread, farts and leaves.

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**Author:** ![JKellyMap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jkellymap/32/15880_2.png) [@JKellyMap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JKellyMap)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2018, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8079 "2018-05-28T12:49:30Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> I don’t see anything wrong with that post in that forum. It’s aimed at Trump, not any poster on this MB.

…unless…hmmm…no, couldn’t be…maybe? Nah, The Donald wouldn’t be drawn to anything dedicated to fighting ignorance.

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**Author:** ![Lamoral](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lamoral/32/16078_2.png) [@Lamoral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamoral)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2018, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8080 "2018-05-28T14:29:12Z")

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Personally I think **Marcus Flavius** is not a troll. He has some personal demons but who doesn’t? He’s trying to cope with the frustrations of life - I’ve been there. He has weird ideas about what to do with his life, and hopefully we can help him sort it out…if he’ll take our advice.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2018, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8081 "2018-05-28T20:27:25Z")

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[Are they demons like this?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rADdKqPNdaM)😛

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2018, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8082 "2018-05-29T01:13:49Z")

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I miss Kids in the Hall. ☹

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**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2018, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8083 "2018-05-29T05:01:17Z")

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I don’t think **Silver Lining** is a troll, but _boy_ if his posts aren’t pretty consistently the worst things in any given thread.

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