# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2018, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8084 "2018-05-29T15:02:45Z")

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I agree. Yet another far rightie who thinks he can win arguments without facts. Or rather, with alt-facts.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2018, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8085 "2018-05-29T22:52:57Z")

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[ned12 is branching out from his Creationist thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=855771).

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2018, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8086 "2018-05-29T23:09:08Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> [ned12 is branching out from his Creationist thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=855771).

I’m kinda surprised they never closed the Oxygen one, because he was warned about drive-by posting of single meaningless sentences, yet he continues to do it every couple of days.

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2018, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8087 "2018-05-29T23:32:56Z")

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He wants us to do his homework in cherry picking the most sobbiest of deportation sob stories so people won’t vote for Hillary again or some such. Facts shmacts.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [May 29, 2018, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8088 "2018-05-29T23:42:50Z")

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[Who’s trock is this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20989483&postcount=102)?

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2018, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8089 "2018-05-30T04:25:47Z")

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> [@snfaulkner](#):
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> He wants us to do his homework in cherry picking the most sobbiest of deportation sob stories so people won’t vote for Hillary again or some such. Facts shmacts.

That is one wacky thread.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2018, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8090 "2018-05-30T05:36:33Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> That is one wacky thread.

I like how **ITD** and **Bone** were playing badminton with it.

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2018, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8091 "2018-05-30T05:40:16Z")

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Nobody wins that game.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2018, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8092 "2018-05-30T05:48:00Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> [Who’s trock is this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20989483&postcount=102)?

You sure he is one? I remember him from a while back, and his join date is 2009, not much more than a year after mine.

Also, somehow I missed that reply. I hope someone pointed out that it’s not a rules thing, just my new attempt to try and keep certain tactics from being used that intentionally derail threads. (Not that it seemed to have worked.)

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [May 30, 2018, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8093 "2018-05-30T11:19:57Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> Also, somehow I missed that reply. I hope someone pointed out that it’s not a rules thing, just my new attempt to try and keep certain tactics from being used that intentionally derail threads. (Not that it seemed to have worked.)

It would have worked with 100% compliance. As soon as one person caves, boom.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8094 "2018-05-31T15:42:57Z")

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[First post by a newbie that may bear watching](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20992539&postcount=235).

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8095 "2018-05-31T18:46:45Z")

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Sock. That is a sock. A sock who is offended by bad language but thinks everyone should be able to say what they want without being subject to consequences from the public.

That’s how I read it anyway.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8096 "2018-05-31T18:57:52Z")

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Yeah, the whole “My boss is a minister who is more offended by swear words than by racism” bit was definitely :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8097 "2018-05-31T19:33:07Z")

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This troll is offended.

[https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20993018&postcount=269](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20993018&postcount=269)

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8098 "2018-05-31T21:58:51Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> This troll is offended.
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> [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20993018&postcount=269](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20993018&postcount=269)

Yep, we’ve been talking about him. Sock alert.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8099 "2018-05-31T22:18:57Z")

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I’d like to buy a vowel, an “O”?

“Yes, there are 2 Os”

0 - - o - - -.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8100 "2018-05-31T22:23:11Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> I’d like to buy a vowel, an “O”?
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> “Yes, there are 2 Os”
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> 0 - - o - - -.

Ottoman?  
October?  
Osmosis?  
Obloquy?  
Ortolan?

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [May 31, 2018, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8101 "2018-05-31T23:50:44Z")

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Oprobrium

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2018, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8102 "2018-06-01T01:47:47Z")

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Poster wants to know if he’s a stalker. Hint: If you have to ask, [the answer is yes](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=855913).

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2018, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8103 "2018-06-04T20:58:32Z")

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[Have y’all met this guy yet?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=856121)

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