# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 407
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2018, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8124 "2018-06-06T14:58:29Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > See, I didn’t call you a retard behind your back. You wasted all that time on the vanity search hot key and lurking only to find out you’re a retard everywhere. It might be better to search “retard” - more hits for you. I’m not gonna join you in discussing cross-board drama here. You have a problem with me, you contemptible try-hard halfwit hypocrite, this thread looks as good a place as any to take it up with me. Because, in case you can’t tell, I’ve got a real goddamned problem with you. You’re dishonest, you’re a failed bully, you’re desperate to prove yourself at the expense of others, and you’ve got the integrity of a Trump appointee. Nothing you say appears to come from a place of genuine conviction, only from a desire to have folks who are better humans than you give you a pat on the head. No pats from me, man. No pats from me. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2018, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8125 "2018-06-06T15:19:48Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > I’m not gonna join you in discussing cross-board drama here. You have a problem with me, you contemptible try-hard halfwit hypocrite, this thread looks as good a place as any to take it up with me. > > Because, in case you can’t tell, I’ve got a real goddamned problem with you. You’re dishonest, you’re a failed bully, you’re desperate to prove yourself at the expense of others, and you’ve got the integrity of a Trump appointee. Nothing you say appears to come from a place of genuine conviction, only from a desire to have folks who are better humans than you give you a pat on the head. > > No pats from me, man. No pats from me. It seems that he has real world anger and impulse control issues. Perhaps the most helpful way to deal with the cycles of abuse is to walk away from it. Don’t let yourself be drawn into his world of negativity and abuse. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2018, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8126 "2018-06-06T15:21:15Z")
How do you put someone on “ignore”, again? Because I’m getting tired of the **Morgenstern** Show, too. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2018, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8127 "2018-06-06T15:30:46Z")
User CP - left side - “Edit Ignore List” ---
**Author:** ![Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delicious)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2018, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8128 "2018-06-06T15:38:56Z")
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#): > > How do you put someone on “ignore”, again? Because I’m getting tired of the **Morgenstern** Show, too. Probably the best solution, I think I’ll do that too. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2018, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8129 "2018-06-06T15:46:49Z")
LHoD Chimera Octopus MadSirDerp I wear this as a badge of pride. I’ve offended 2 trolls, one retard and one male-pattern stupid. ETA, and one trock returning from the UK to troll us some more. - delicious. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2018, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8130 "2018-06-06T15:50:28Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > I’m not gonna join you in discussing cross-board drama here. … No cross board drama asshole-casserole. I called you a retard to your face in this thread. I wanted to make your vanity searching easier on you. It’s the pit, you’re a douche, it all fits. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2018, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8131 "2018-06-06T15:54:24Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > No cross board drama asshole-casserole. I called you a retard to your face in this thread. I wanted to make your vanity searching easier on you. It’s the pit, you’re a douche, it all fits. Okay, man. Way to show me up. ---
**Author:** ![Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delicious)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2018, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8132 "2018-06-06T15:56:23Z")
That does look better…I suppose there’s nothing to be done about the quotes though? ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2018, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8133 "2018-06-06T16:02:40Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > No cross board drama asshole-casserole. I called you a retard to your face in this thread. I wanted to make your vanity searching easier on you. It’s the pit, you’re a douche, it all fits. Strange definition of “to your face” you have. ---
**Author:** ![Crazy\_Canuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazy_canuck/32/5282_2.png) [@Crazy\_Canuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazy_Canuck)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2018, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8134 "2018-06-06T16:09:17Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I wear this as a badge of pride. I’ve offended 2 trolls, one retard and one male-pattern stupid. So you are now taking pride in offending people. How very sad and very troll-like of you. ---
**Author:** ![Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delicious)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2018, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8135 "2018-06-06T16:19:35Z")
Not so much offensive as tiresome, the pony’s one trick wasn’t very good the first hundred times ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2018, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8136 "2018-06-06T16:25:51Z")
Link to [Octopus thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=21004221), if you’re interested. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2018, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8137 "2018-06-06T16:28:17Z")
> [@Crazy\_Canuck](#): > > So you are now taking pride in offending people. How very sad and very troll-like of you. You know what. I have standards and anyone who’s done time for KILLING another human being, like you have, really ought to not post in the pit. Asshole. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2018, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8138 "2018-06-06T16:30:24Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I wear this as a badge of pride. I’ve offended 2 trolls, one retard and one male-pattern stupid. Who do you think you’re not offending? Since it’s so damn important to you, just who do you think is on your “side”? You seem to see yourself as some admired board leader, basking in the adulation of all your fans who cheer on every insult. Yeah…keep fuckin’ that chicken. ---
**Author:** ![Crazy\_Canuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazy_canuck/32/5282_2.png) [@Crazy\_Canuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazy_Canuck)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2018, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8139 "2018-06-06T17:13:09Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > You know what. I have standards and anyone who’s done time for KILLING another human being, like you have, really ought to not post in the pit. Asshole. The fact that your “standards” include responding to criticism of your posting behavior with an ad hominem attack says a lot about them. It doesn’t say anything good, but it does say a lot. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2018, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8140 "2018-06-06T17:32:18Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > LHoD > Chimera > Octopus > MadSirDerp > > I wear this as a badge of pride. I’ve offended 2 trolls, one retard and one male-pattern stupid. > > ETA, and one trock returning from the UK to troll us some more. - delicious. Sensei Morgenstern, What you call troll offending SmartAleq calls snark mining. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2018, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8141 "2018-06-06T17:49:53Z")
> [@Crazy\_Canuck](#): > > The fact that your “standards” include responding to criticism of your posting behavior with an ad hominem attack says a lot about them. It doesn’t say anything good, but it does say a lot. Asswipe, you are an \*admitted \*homicidal maniac. You killed a human being in anger, you are fucked in the head. You think I really want to dialog with something like you? ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2018, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8142 "2018-06-06T18:12:03Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Asswipe, you are an \*admitted \*homicidal maniac. You killed a human being in anger, you are fucked in the head. You think I really want to dialog with something like you? Your posts carry all the veracity of a Donald Trump tweet. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2018, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8143 "2018-06-06T18:18:56Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Asswipe, you are an \*admitted \*homicidal maniac. You killed a human being in anger, you are fucked in the head. You think I really want to dialog with something like you? Well, you do keep replying to his posts, so I’m gonna go with “yeah, you want to dialog with him.” Prove me wrong. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=406) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=408)