# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 409
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2018, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8164 "2018-06-09T02:26:01Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Still not going to read it, but gotta respect the begbert2… But of course. **begbert2: electric boogaloo** ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2018, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8165 "2018-06-09T03:58:18Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Still not going to read it, but gotta respect the begbert2. > > He killed begbert1, you know. Begberts are blood sucking creatures that are next to impossible to kill. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2018, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8166 "2018-06-09T04:28:44Z")
A begbert once bit my sister. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2018, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8167 "2018-06-09T05:36:21Z")
Was it a rabid begbert? ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2018, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8168 "2018-06-09T09:37:07Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > A begbert once bit my sister. Mynd you, begbert bites Kan be pretti nasti! ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2018, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8169 "2018-06-09T15:27:10Z")
But thay are better then mööse bites! ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2018, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8170 "2018-06-09T16:08:29Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > But thay are better then mööse bites! I prefer mousse bites. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2018, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8171 "2018-06-09T21:15:26Z")
And one of our two troglodyte village idiots, \*\*Urbanredneck \*\*(the other is of course **acey** ) openly admits to trolling. > [@When a beautiful woman starts at work... what have you seen?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/when-a-beautiful-woman-starts-at-work-what-have-you-seen/815624/140): > > Quite frankly, I like to stir the pot. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2018, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8172 "2018-06-09T21:25:27Z")
I reported it. He also said > [@](#): > > And since this quickly went to 3 pages of comments it seems to have worked. Plus people have tossed in the subject of men themselves which I figured would happen and it did. He’s a waste of space. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2018, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8173 "2018-06-09T21:34:55Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I reported it. I also did. It couldn’t have been more obvious. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2018, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8174 "2018-06-09T21:54:22Z")
It fascinates me that being a predictable assholes is somehow satisfying to trolls like him. I’ll never understand what the pleasure/reward principle is in being thought a complete douchebag, even an anonymous one, reviled by pretty much everyone. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2018, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8175 "2018-06-09T22:07:35Z")
> [@Sunny daze](#): > > I reported it. > [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > I also did. It couldn’t have been more obvious. Cared for, warning issued to the twerp, and thread closed. Bravo, good modding by **IvoryTowerDenizen**. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2018, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8176 "2018-06-09T22:16:38Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > It fascinates me that being a predictable assholes is somehow satisfying to trolls like him. I’ll never understand what the pleasure/reward principle is in being thought a complete douchebag, even an anonymous one, reviled by pretty much everyone. It’s because they can’t do it in the real world without serious repercussions, so they unleash their pent-up frustrations here, instead. For instance a little while ago our resident knuckle-dragging troglodyte **Urbanredneck** was subjected to the shocking and demeaning experience of being in the same Walmart checkout line as a woman wearing an Islamic hijab. Obviously the correct thing to do would be to blow her Islamic head off with one of the many guns that I’m sure he and his kind own in abundance, but because of all the namby-pamby liberals that have infested society, this sort of thing is no longer allowed. So all that **Urbanredneck** and his friends in the Hicksville Walmart could do was glare at her. And then he came home and, still in a murderous rage, started a thread here asking when this sort of nonsense was going to end because he, for one, was thoroughly fed up with it. I got the sense that that particular one was authentic, but, yes, one can infer from his username that he’s mostly just here to troll. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2018, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8177 "2018-06-09T22:21:08Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > But thay are better then mööse bites! They are but, begging your pardon, madam, I believe that animal is properly referred to as a møøse. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2018, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8178 "2018-06-09T22:27:22Z")
So bigoted coward in the real world and anonymous bigoted troll online; reviled asshole, either way. I suppose for him, that’s as close to winning as he’ll get. Pathetic. ---
**Author:** ![erysichthon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d07c76/32.png) [@erysichthon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erysichthon)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2018, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8179 "2018-06-09T23:44:06Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > I got the sense that that particular one was authentic, but, yes, one can infer from his username that he’s mostly just here to troll. Urbanredneck believes that everyone is secretly just like him, and he starts these threads hoping to get people to admit that they’re really sexist, racist Neanderthal horndogs too. That’s what his “we are so darn afraid of being open and honest” verbiage is about. He’s probably chuckling right now about how repressed and inauthentic those Dopers are, and planning his next thread about how girls in revealing swimsuits know perfectly well that they’re giving him a boner, so what’s wrong with telling them? ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2018, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8180 "2018-06-10T00:14:21Z")
> [@erysichthon](#): > > Urbanredneck believes that everyone is secretly just like him Most alt-Right trolls do. They think everyone is as much of a shitbag as they are and the ones who won’t admit it are liars and ‘virtue signallers’ who are only pretending to be better people. The idea that many people are NOT like them just doesn’t compute. All in all not any different from the shithead wannabe satanists who are total losers but think ‘I’m going to rule in Hell with Satan!’ when, if Hell and Satan existed, they would be nothing more than the lowest tortured souls in hell. Powerless and ruined. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2018, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8181 "2018-06-10T00:54:45Z")
Hell is deeply misunderstood. The book of revelation says that the evil one was thrown into a lake of passion and butterflies. Must not be all that bad. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2018, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8182 "2018-06-10T01:13:16Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Most alt-Right trolls do. They think everyone is as much of a shitbag as they are It’s not just alt-righters, though. Humans in general are experts at projecting their own flaws onto everyone around them. Or maybe it’s just me. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2018, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8183 "2018-06-10T01:15:14Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > It’s not just alt-righters, though. Humans in general are experts at projecting their own flaws onto everyone around them. > > Or maybe it’s just me. Not just you. This is why the tentacled ones Pit thread was both frustrating and funny. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=408) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=410)