# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 41
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/801 "2017-03-07T15:22:33Z")
> [@Evil\_Economist](#): > > Sooner, apparently. Speaking of “Sooner,” **Okrahoma** is pretty useless… ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/802 "2017-03-07T15:29:53Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Speaking of “Sooner,” **Okrahoma** is pretty useless… He’s a brainwashed idiot, is what he is. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/803 "2017-03-07T15:39:29Z")
> [@Grrr](#): > > If this is such a crap board, why does he keep posting here? > > The mind boggles. Have you ever watched a car wreck happen? You want to look away…but you just can’t. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/804 "2017-03-07T15:50:46Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > Have you ever watched a car wreck happen? You want to look away…but you just can’t. Bullshit. Not only are you a fucking idiot but a masochist as well. You love the abuse. You could easily fuck off and crawl under a rock at Breitbart where you’ll be welcomed with open arms. But you don’t. You remain here and post your dumbfuckery for all to see. There’s a car wreck here alright. It’s you. And you keep crashing and catching fire on the same tree. Moron. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/805 "2017-03-07T16:17:27Z")
> [@neofishboy](#): > > I’m sure that by now, anyone with an over room-temperature IQ knows that **doorhinge** is either an obvious troll or severely mentally ill. I think “troll” is a certainty - witness the continued use of the phrases “Democrat Party” and “Democrat Collective”, followed by smug cackling when anyone bothers to comment on them. I don’t think he’s made a constructive post on any topic for a long, long time. But I’d be surprised if he wasn’t on the Mods’ radar already. Likewise, our boy **Derek** continues to froth about how liberals will force unattractive men like him to sleep with transwomen while Muslims all draw mustaches on pictures of Winston Churchill. Or something like that. But I see he’s picked up Warning #2 for using hateful slurs, something which would inspire anyone interested in actual constructive discussion to perhaps moderate their approach to posting. But I think we’ve all seen this movie before and know how it ends. **Clothahump** remains firmly ensconced in his own little right-wing alt-reality but not a troll. Based on his posting history his car crash analogy would be more accurate if it involved him pointing and laughing at someone else’s minor fender bender as he drove his own car off a cliff. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/806 "2017-03-07T16:25:00Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > I think “troll” is a certainty - witness the continued use of the phrases “Democrat Party” and “Democrat Collective”, followed by smug cackling when anyone bothers to comment on them. I don’t think he’s made a constructive post on any topic for a long, long time. But I’d be surprised if he wasn’t on the Mods’ radar already. > > Likewise, our boy **Derek** continues to froth about how liberals will force unattractive men like him to sleep with transwomen while Muslims all draw mustaches on pictures of Winston Churchill. Or something like that. But I see he’s picked up Warning #2 for using hateful slurs, something which would inspire anyone interested in actual constructive discussion to perhaps moderate their approach to posting. But I think we’ve all seen this movie before and know how it ends. > > **Clothahump** remains firmly ensconced in his own little right-wing alt-reality but not a troll. Based on his posting history his car crash analogy would be more accurate if it involved him pointing and laughing at someone else’s minor fender bender as he drove his own car off a cliff. Clothy admitted to trying to troll me, if trolling includes being dishonest to try to spin someone up, so I think he’s at least partially a troll. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/807 "2017-03-07T16:46:13Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > Have you ever watched a car wreck happen? You want to look away…but you just can’t. Oh, look. **Precious Snowflake** is back. And oblivious to the fact that he’s been responsible for more car wrecks than the Blues Brothers. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/808 "2017-03-07T16:55:52Z")
So the Conservative Martial Arts Guy, who, based on history and philosophy you’d think would be all about truth and personal honor, is back to show that he has no honor. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/809 "2017-03-07T20:57:33Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Likewise, our boy **Derek** continues to froth about how liberals will force unattractive men like him to sleep with transwomen while Muslims all draw mustaches on pictures of Winston Churchill. Or something like that. But I see he’s picked up Warning #2 for using hateful slurs, something which would inspire anyone interested in actual constructive discussion to perhaps moderate their approach to posting. But I think we’ve all seen this movie before and know how it ends. I note that **Derek** is on a well-deserved time out to think about what he’s done. Let’s all enjoy this quality time without that extra soupçon of hate that he brings to every thread. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/810 "2017-03-07T21:19:44Z")
This new one, **sear** , I am not thinking it is a troll, as such, but it sure is a piece of work. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/811 "2017-03-07T21:25:41Z")
Linky? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/812 "2017-03-07T21:56:22Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Linky? It has a very annoying posting style, because it does not seem to understand the quote button. Here are two consecutive posts: > [@Can capitalism ever work for disabled people?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-capitalism-ever-work-for-disabled-people/781367/24): > > > [@Can capitalism ever work for disabled people?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-capitalism-ever-work-for-disabled-people/781367/24): > > > > In theory, yes. But in practice, it’s a different issue. A study conducted in France years ago, consisting of sending to potential employers identical resumes with slightly different personal informations showed that disabled people were by far the least likely to be offered an interview. I don’t remember the real figures, but to give a very rough idea of the range, women would get slightly less interviews (say, 10% less), people with an arabic name even less (say, 20% less), and disabled people masively less (say, 50% or 60% less) > > > > Of course it was a disability that shouldn’t normally be impairing for the work they were aplying for. > > > [@Can capitalism ever work for disabled people?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-capitalism-ever-work-for-disabled-people/781367/25): > > > > c #24 > > > > OK > > Let’s accept that as a premise. > > Should a woman pregnant with a person likely to be subject to such discrimination then and therefore terminate that pregnancy? Try again, for offspring without severe handicap? See the “c #24” thing? That is short for “clairobscur, post #24” Then there is [the bit starting from here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20048634#post20048634), where it prates on pedantically about word origins, to no end but to cruft up the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/813 "2017-03-07T22:15:03Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > It has a very annoying posting style, because it does not seem to understand the quote button. I think we’ve seen this one before. There’s a recently banned nut and their sock who also didn’t understand the quote button and would do a C&P at the bottom of their replies instead. I referred to them as “Comic Book Guy stuck in 1991” but that post and all of theirs have been sent to the cornfield. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/814 "2017-03-07T22:18:18Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Oh, look. **Precious Snowflake** is back. And oblivious to the fact that he’s been responsible for more car wrecks than the Blues Brothers. It’s a crying damn shame I can’t put you on ignore. You’re one of the biggest assholes on this board. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/815 "2017-03-07T22:19:18Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > **Clothahump** remains firmly ensconced in his own little right-wing alt-reality but not a troll. Based on his posting history his car crash analogy would be more accurate if it involved him pointing and laughing at someone else’s minor fender bender as he drove his own car off a cliff. Fuck off. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/816 "2017-03-07T22:40:14Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > I think we’ve seen this one before. There’s a recently banned nut and their sock who also didn’t understand the quote button and would do a C&P at the bottom of their replies instead. I referred to them as “Comic Book Guy stuck in 1991” but that post and all of theirs have been sent to the cornfield. [Found who I was thinking of.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20015460#post20015460) ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/817 "2017-03-07T22:56:26Z")
Nice to see you took your time off to reflect on why everyone hates you, and to expand your vocabulary, **Clothy**. When they finally shitcan you, take **Shodan** with you. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/818 "2017-03-07T23:13:36Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > It’s a crying damn shame I can’t put you on ignore. You’re one of the biggest assholes on this board. That speaks volumes about YOU. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/819 "2017-03-07T23:13:38Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > I think Derek is about be plying his trade elsewhere. That would be nice. I can’t be bothered looking up specific cites, but anyone familiar with his _oeuvre_ would remember that this far-right Islamophobic raving bigot used to persistently claim that he was basically a thoughtful, intelligent progressive liberal, but sadly, liberals today are so, like, liberal, you know? So he is forced to disagree with them on pretty much everything. I notice that he’s recently given up this theme, and is now viciously trashing any and all liberals of any kind. By the implication of his earlier posts, one can assume that he is now trashing himself. This seems entirely appropriate. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2017, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/820 "2017-03-07T23:19:26Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Speaking of “Sooner,” **Okrahoma** is pretty useless… O-krahoma where the wind keeps shooting through his brain… PCP seems to be on PCP, good heavens he seems utterly incapable of believing that any Republican is not the utter image of perfection. Clothahump, sure. What a putz. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=40) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=42)