# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 411
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2018, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8204 "2018-06-12T17:08:22Z")
Meh. In the past, we’ve had an _admin_ offer to “send out Cousin Vinny” to beat up people. It’s a joke. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2018, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8205 "2018-06-12T17:08:40Z")
What do I always say when the OTRU descends into a mad bash on one poster? Pit him already. My last Pit thread was mocked for it’s, well, everything, so someone else owns it. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2018, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8206 "2018-06-12T17:12:02Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > OTRU Off-Topic Rotten Urchins? edit o wait i just noticed the thread title ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2018, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8207 "2018-06-12T21:29:22Z")
😃 ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8208 "2018-06-13T08:55:48Z")
By the way… > [@Chimera](#): > > Gosh, apparently when some guy says a beautiful woman working for his company makes him uncomfortable and he wishes that she wasn’t beautiful, then follows up with wishing she got a job as a model and left, he gets really defensive when it is pointed out to him that she doesn’t need to change anything, he does. > > [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=856319](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=856319) > > The horrors. We’re being so mean that he has to claim we’re using words we’re not using to describe him and continue to whine about how HE is the victim here. > > :smack: …I’m with him on that one. You interpreted his initial post in a way he didn’t intend and jumped on him for your interpretation, and then the shit began to fly after that. He wasn’t a troll; you just wound him up. ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8209 "2018-06-13T09:38:37Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > By the way… > > …I’m with him on that one. You interpreted his initial post in a way he didn’t intend and jumped on him for your interpretation, and then the shit began to fly after that. He wasn’t a troll; you just wound him up. Err… Check the end of the thread. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8210 "2018-06-13T12:00:26Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Gosh, apparently when some guy says a beautiful woman working for his company makes him uncomfortable and he wishes that she wasn’t beautiful, then follows up with wishing she got a job as a model and left, he gets really defensive when it is pointed out to him that she doesn’t need to change anything, he does. > > [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=856319](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=856319) > > The horrors. We’re being so mean that he has to claim we’re using words we’re not using to describe him and continue to whine about how HE is the victim here. > > :smack: > [@Gyrate](#): > > By the way… > > …I’m with him on that one. You interpreted his initial post in a way he didn’t intend and jumped on him for your interpretation, and then the shit began to fly after that. He wasn’t a troll; you just wound him up. > [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > Err… Check the end of the thread. Ummm… The end of the thread is a warning for **urbanredneck** , the OP. **Chimera** was calling out **Cardigan** ’s initial post (and follow-ups). So I’m not really sure how your response to **Gyrate** was on point. ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8211 "2018-06-13T12:28:37Z")
Ohhh I thought **Chimera** was calling out **Urbanredneck** (much-deservedly). My bad, sorry! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8212 "2018-06-13T12:36:33Z")
No worries. **Chimera** ’s linking to the OP instead of **Cardigan** ’s post(s) made for a misleading contribution. ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8213 "2018-06-13T13:09:59Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > Off-Topic Rotten Urchins? > > edit o wait i just noticed the thread title You’re not the only one who trips over that acronym. What automatically pops into my head is “One True Religion…uh…United?” ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8214 "2018-06-13T13:38:50Z")
I am curious, does anyone know what turned Morgenstern into a feminist warrior? Because less than a year ago [his thoughts on misogyny on the Dope were](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20327594&postcount=17): > [@Morgenstern](#): > > So, If I tell you that you are as worthless as the pope’s balls, it’s okay right. The men won’t riot over that? > > But if I say you’re as worthless as a nun’s uterus, what the fuck do the snowflakes do? > > They bitch. Snowflakes like to bitch. > Gonna see if I give a fuck, but it’s looking like I don’t. And now he’s the tail gunner on the Woke Warplane. Did his conversion happen in the open or was it after hours of meditation on the subject? ---
**Author:** ![Razncain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@Razncain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Razncain)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8215 "2018-06-13T14:10:15Z")
> [@CarnalK](#): > > I am curious, does anyone know what turned Morgenstern into a feminist warrior? It happened after Morgenstern’s orchiectomy. He literally didn’t even have the balls to pit another on this board, but went to another to do this. Even the Sharia police did a face palm, and said, you fuckers keep him here, we got standards, ya know. I may not post enough at the Dope to have much of a handle on the board, but know enough to think something is wrong when used up douches like Morgernstern spends a great deal of time digging up shit on others so that he can use it here and other boards, fuckers moral compass isn’t just broke, maybe he just never had one. At what point does assholery and being a jerk this long of a time, still not an offense to the extent and level he just pulled? Morg is just a dishonest poster, and as another has pointed out, "this fucker must have spreadsheets on everyone! He just weasels through life on this board and another, with his spreadsheets digging for any personal data he can find, and uses it however he can like it’s his whole god damn life. What a fuckin’ life indeed! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8216 "2018-06-13T14:18:39Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > Err… Check the end of the thread. To be clear - I was referring to **Chimera** ’s responses to **Cardigan** in that thread, not to the OP. I didn’t notice where the link went. Apologies for the confusion. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8217 "2018-06-13T14:21:02Z")
Well your problem is that you have your head so far up your ass you missed me apologizing and making amends to the women involved. Yeah asshole, I was wrong, I admitted it. All I can do is support them in their cause and swat softballs so hard they fly over the fence. I’m dedicated to both. Being the resident _aimant de moron_ I expect your abuse. Bon jour. ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8218 "2018-06-13T14:29:39Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Well your problem is that you have your head so far up your ass you missed me apologizing and making amends to the women involved. Yeah asshole, I was wrong, I admitted it. > All I can do is support them in their cause and swat softballs so hard they fly over the fence. I’m dedicated to both. > > Being the resident _aimant de moron_ I expect your abuse. > > Bon jour. Is that what happened? Because the cynic in me thinks you are just riding on their cause so your trolling gains a veneer of righteousness. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8219 "2018-06-13T14:32:37Z")
> [@CarnalK](#): > > Is that what happened? Because the cynic in me thinks you are just riding on their cause so your trolling gains a veneer of righteousness. Feel free to interpret it any way you like. I can’t fix stupid. ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8220 "2018-06-13T14:34:10Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I can’t fix stupid. That’s quite clear. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8221 "2018-06-13T14:35:11Z")
> [@CarnalK](#): > > Is that what happened? Because the cynic in me thinks you are just riding on their cause so your trolling gains a veneer of righteousness. That’s my take, and the way he calls it “their cause” is a giveaway. This ain’t something he does because he believes it’s the right thing to do, it’s something he does because it’s what he believes the team that he believes he’s playing for wants him to do. I’m not much of a team player, but if I were, I can’t imagine wanting a person like him on mine. The day may come when he apologizes for his current shitty behavior, just like he’s apologized for last year’s shitty behavior; but unless he manages to stop engaging in shitty behavior altogether, fuck that > [@razncain](#): > > It happened after Morgenstern’s orchiectomy. Ain’t about balls, it’s about spine. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8222 "2018-06-13T14:39:23Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > … > Ain’t about balls, it’s about spine. Well LHoD, you’re 0 for 2 there. Go ahead, check. Told ya. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8223 "2018-06-13T14:45:58Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Well LHoD, you’re 0 for 2 there. Go ahead, check. Told ya. …I count three for myself. You’re counting two because you don’t know what a spine is. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=410) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=412)