# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 412
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8224 "2018-06-13T15:07:43Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > …I count three for myself. You’re counting two because you don’t know what a spine is. You aren’t suppose to count warts. ---
**Author:** ![Whiskey\_Dickens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9fc348/32.png) [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8225 "2018-06-13T15:23:23Z")
Just wanted to drop by and say that I think the writing is on the wall, and Morgenstern may not be long for the SDMB world. How’d scaring me off go, Morgy? ---
**Author:** ![Bone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bone/32/407_2.png) [@Bone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bone)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8226 "2018-06-13T15:58:02Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I can’t fix stupid. Unfortunately for the rest of us, this is obvious. You are a cancer on this board, making everything around you sick with your disgusting vileness. It’s only by the grace of principles that you are tolerated. You’re like the Westboro Baptist Church. Decent people know the Westboro Baptist Church is a hateful terrible awful organization and would prefer they just go away. However, as long as they are around, the folks like the ACLU’s will support the Westboro Baptist Church’s free speech right out of principle. That’s why you’re here, you small, petty, little person. You are the ornament we can use to demonstrate our commitment to our principles. But you don’t have to be. You can fuck right off anytime you wish. Because you’re a fucking cancer. ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8227 "2018-06-13T16:10:01Z")
Yeah, Sunny Daze and expectopatronum, your campaign would be better served without that oily shit on the megaphone. ---
**Author:** ![Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delicious)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8228 "2018-06-13T16:12:01Z")
> [@Bone](#): > > Unfortunately for the rest of us, this is obvious. You are a cancer on this board, making everything around you sick with your disgusting vileness. > > It’s only by the grace of principles that you are tolerated. You’re like the Westboro Baptist Church. Decent people know the Westboro Baptist Church is a hateful terrible awful organization and would prefer they just go away. However, as long as they are around, the folks like the ACLU’s will support the Westboro Baptist Church’s free speech right out of principle. > > That’s why you’re here, you small, petty, little person. You are the ornament we can use to demonstrate our commitment to our principles. But you don’t have to be. You can fuck right off anytime you wish. Because you’re a fucking cancer. Dang, I was just going to call him a poopy head but this is much better ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8229 "2018-06-13T16:23:45Z")
Poopy head is a good fallback, but yeah, that was a little piece of magnificence. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8230 "2018-06-13T16:31:13Z")
> [@Bone](#): > > Because you’re a fucking cancer. Along with anyone else who spends so much time here mining content for a snark forum. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8231 "2018-06-13T16:33:24Z")
_B-b-b-b-b-b bad to the Bone!_ ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8232 "2018-06-13T16:35:27Z")
> [@Bone](#): > > Unfortunately for the rest of us, this is obvious. You are a cancer on this board, making everything around you sick with your disgusting vileness. RELEASE THE BONE!!! Wait, that doesn’t sound so good, does it? I understand why you couldn’t say this in ATMB, but it’s a pretty helpful addendum to that longass thread. I was starting to think I was seeing things completely sideways from everyone else. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8233 "2018-06-13T16:39:03Z")
> [@Bone](#): > > … You are the ornament we can use to demonstrate our commitment to our principles. … I believe this is some fine languaging with the words. ---
**Author:** ![Whiskey\_Dickens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9fc348/32.png) [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8234 "2018-06-13T17:26:36Z")
> [@Bone](#): > > Unfortunately for the rest of us, this is obvious. You are a cancer on this board, making everything around you sick with your disgusting vileness. > > It’s only by the grace of principles that you are tolerated. You’re like the Westboro Baptist Church. Decent people know the Westboro Baptist Church is a hateful terrible awful organization and would prefer they just go away. However, as long as they are around, the folks like the ACLU’s will support the Westboro Baptist Church’s free speech right out of principle. > > That’s why you’re here, you small, petty, little person. You are the ornament we can use to demonstrate our commitment to our principles. But you don’t have to be. You can fuck right off anytime you wish. Because you’re a fucking cancer. This post got me teen pregnant 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8235 "2018-06-13T17:55:44Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > The day may come when he apologizes for his current shitty behavior, just like he’s apologized for last year’s shitty behavior; but unless he manages to stop engaging in shitty behavior altogether, fuck that. That was kind of my question though. Where/when was that apology? Because apparently my head is so far up my ass that I forgot to follow Morgenstern’s every utterance. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8236 "2018-06-13T17:59:03Z")
> [@CarnalK](#): > > That was kind of my question though. Where/when was that apology? Because apparently my head is so far up my ass that I forgot to follow Morgenstern’s every utterance. I dunno. I’ve seen him talk a lot about his apology, and I don’t particularly doubt it happened, even though I don’t think I saw it myself. ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8237 "2018-06-13T18:05:31Z")
Well since he didn’t post a link when he “schooled” me on it, I can only assumed it happened in some Giraffe board circle jerk thread, if it happened at all. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8238 "2018-06-13T18:42:43Z")
> [@Bone](#): > > Unfortunately for the rest of us, this is obvious. You are a cancer on this board, making everything around you sick with your disgusting vileness. > > It’s only by the grace of principles that you are tolerated. You’re like the Westboro Baptist Church. Decent people know the Westboro Baptist Church is a hateful terrible awful organization and would prefer they just go away. However, as long as they are around, the folks like the ACLU’s will support the Westboro Baptist Church’s free speech right out of principle. > > That’s why you’re here, you small, petty, little person. You are the ornament we can use to demonstrate our commitment to our principles. But you don’t have to be. You can fuck right off anytime you wish. Because you’re a fucking cancer. Seconded. Thank you for this. **Morgenstern** is a detriment to the board. What a vile, ugly, asshole. He really can’t redeem himself for some of the crap he’s pulled. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8239 "2018-06-13T19:50:13Z")
> [@Bone](#): > > Unfortunately for the rest of us, this is obvious. You are a cancer on this board, making everything around you sick with your disgusting vileness. > > It’s only by the grace of principles that you are tolerated. You’re like the Westboro Baptist Church. Decent people know the Westboro Baptist Church is a hateful terrible awful organization and would prefer they just go away. However, as long as they are around, the folks like the ACLU’s will support the Westboro Baptist Church’s free speech right out of principle. > > That’s why you’re here, you small, petty, little person. You are the ornament we can use to demonstrate our commitment to our principles. But you don’t have to be. You can fuck right off anytime you wish. Because you’re a fucking cancer. I’m with you all the way. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8240 "2018-06-13T19:57:01Z")
You’re **Bone** d. Or maybe he is. Somebody. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8241 "2018-06-13T21:22:23Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > You’re **Bone** d. Or maybe he is. Somebody. Your Boned like a saint With the consciousness of a snake… BoC ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8242 "2018-06-13T21:26:02Z")
> [@Bone](#): > > Unfortunately for the rest of us, this is obvious. You are a cancer on this board, making everything around you sick with your disgusting vileness. > > It’s only by the grace of principles that you are tolerated. You’re like the Westboro Baptist Church. Decent people know the Westboro Baptist Church is a hateful terrible awful organization and would prefer they just go away. However, as long as they are around, the folks like the ACLU’s will support the Westboro Baptist Church’s free speech right out of principle. > > That’s why you’re here, you small, petty, little person. You are the ornament we can use to demonstrate our commitment to our principles. But you don’t have to be. You can fuck right off anytime you wish. Because you’re a fucking cancer. God darnit Mr. Bone, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8243 "2018-06-13T23:26:15Z")
> [@gnoitall](#): > > God darnit Mr. Bone, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore. Handy hint from my life: this doesn’t play well with people who don’t know it’s a line (though why I would ever talk to anyone who hadn’t seen Blazing Saddles is beyond me…). Hmmm, maybe I need to be more discerning: “Excuse me, before we proceed with this ‘witty repartée over beers and the game’, I need to adjust my Clever Comebacks – how many of you have seen the following movies: Caddyshack? Hangover? Life of Brian? Annie Hall? Ok, so far so good… now, how 'bout Hot Fuzz? Harvey? Help? Bedazzled? Highlander 2 (that was a trick question)… Princess Bride?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=411) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=413)