# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 413
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8244 "2018-06-13T23:48:58Z")
[Someone’s very second post is in the pit](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21020681&postcount=42). Too much of a hair-trigger to suspect a sock? (One with a state-based name, BTW…just saying…) ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8245 "2018-06-14T00:05:52Z")
First up, christ on a mother-fucking crutch people, really? Yes, yes, **Bone** used pretty words but could you please not prove my point for me every 30 seconds. It’s not a contest. > [@Whiskey\_Dickens](#): > > This post got me teen pregnant 🙂 > [@gnoitall](#): > > God darnit Mr. Bone, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore. Regarding this: > [@CarnalK](#): > > That was kind of my question though. Where/when was that apology? Because apparently my head is so far up my ass that I forgot to follow Morgenstern’s every utterance. He apologized to me in a PM. I don’t know if he apologized in any threads. As with others who have changed their points of view during conversations on the topic, I chose to take him at his word. You’re going to make me start the Pit thread aren’t you? You know what happens when I start Pit threads about posters: > [@](#): > > Hey, here’s this guy. He bugging. Welcome to the Pit thread. If anyone want’s anything more than that, someone else better do it. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8246 "2018-06-14T00:08:58Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > [Someone’s very second post is in the pit](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21020681&postcount=42). Too much of a hair-trigger to suspect a sock? (One with a state-based name, BTW…just saying…) I don’t think it’s a sock. I do think school just let out for summer, and you have spotted the first migrating university student. Note the “capitalization.” This one may mature into a troll, or it may simply linger and observe. The rest of his brethern are close behind him. Incoming! ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8247 "2018-06-14T00:12:15Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > First up, christ on a mother-fucking crutch people, really? Yes, yes, **Bone** used pretty words but could you please not prove my point for me every 30 seconds. It’s not a contest. Agreed–it’s kinda gross. ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8248 "2018-06-14T00:15:46Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > He apologized to me in a PM. I don’t know if he apologized in any threads. As with others who have changed their points of view during conversations on the topic, I chose to take him at his word. Well, you shouldn’t take him at his word. He is pretty clearly an asshole. Eta: and yes, wtf at those gross responses you quoted. How the fuck can people be so fucking tone deaf? ---
**Author:** ![Delicious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@Delicious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delicious)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8249 "2018-06-14T00:20:24Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > First up, christ on a mother-fucking crutch people, really? Yes, yes, **Bone** used pretty words but could you please not prove my point for me every 30 seconds. It’s not a contest. > > Regarding this: > > He apologized to me in a PM. I don’t know if he apologized in any threads. As with others who have changed their points of view during conversations on the topic, I chose to take him at his word. > > You’re going to make me start the Pit thread aren’t you? You know what happens when I start Pit threads about posters: > > If anyone want’s anything more than that, someone else better do it. You know, your association with and defence of an unrelenting asshole doesn’t reflect well on you. So he apologised to you for being a misogynistic prick? I’m glad you were there to accept on behalf of all women, otherwise he wouldn’t have had a flimsy facade of feminism to cloak his dickishness in. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8250 "2018-06-14T00:22:09Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > First up, christ on a mother-fucking crutch people, really? Yes, yes, **Bone** used pretty words but could you please not prove my point for me every 30 seconds. It’s not a contest. > > Regarding this: > > He apologized to me in a PM. I don’t know if he apologized in any threads. As with others who have changed their points of view during conversations on the topic, I chose to take him at his word. > > You’re going to make me start the Pit thread aren’t you? You know what happens when I start Pit threads about posters: > > If anyone want’s anything more than that, someone else better do it. I flinched when I read that post, too. M’stern also apologized to me in a PM. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8251 "2018-06-14T00:24:57Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > M’stern also apologized to me in a PM. How and when you forgive someone is up to you, natch. But when someone just keeps choosing new targets to be super-shitty to, it casts their apologies to old targets in a certain light. If we’re to be a good community, it can’t suffice for folks just to be non-shitty to you. They need to be non-shitty to other folks as well. ---
**Author:** ![Whiskey\_Dickens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9fc348/32.png) [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8252 "2018-06-14T00:28:04Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > First up, christ on a mother-fucking crutch people, really? Yes, yes, **Bone** used pretty words but could you please not prove my point for me every 30 seconds. It’s not a contest. Wait, what? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8253 "2018-06-14T00:28:27Z")
I agree. But who am I to say these things? People can and do change. I am a glass half full person. So I am optimistic to a fault. Sorry. Just how I roll. ETA I am responding to Left hand. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8254 "2018-06-14T00:29:18Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I agree. > But who am I to say these things? People can and do change. Honest question: are you seeing a change of character, or a change of target? ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8255 "2018-06-14T00:33:21Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I flinched when I read that post, too. > M’stern also apologized to me in a PM. Apologized about what? Something completely different than what I was talking about clearly, because it happened before you joined. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8256 "2018-06-14T00:33:24Z")
> [@Whiskey\_Dickens](#): > > Wait, what? I couldn’t disagree with Sunny Daze more. This is an adult board. The posts are in an appropriate thread and they are not directed at any female poster. I’d rather not party like its 1899. And, as noted above, (although I may have missed), she had nothing to say about vile personal attacks in this thread. Perspective, please. ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8257 "2018-06-14T00:36:08Z")
A bit of trivia: someone’s first 6 contributions to the Male Centrism thread were as follows. This is unabridged. Which poster was it? > [@](#): > > Sometimes I really think you’re on meth. No other semi-sane person could be as much of an ass as you are without chemical help. > [@](#): > > How the fuck would you know? > [@](#): > > Actually, you’re an adequate substitute if the resident stooped calls in sick. > [@](#): > > Really, ask your kids who their father really is? > [@](#): > > Your kids know. They wondered why they weren’t dragging their knuckles when they walked. We had to tell them. > [@](#): > > No, I inferred you were a lesser-evolved life form. Leave the apes out of this. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8258 "2018-06-14T00:39:35Z")
> [@CarnalK](#): > > Apologized about what? Something completely different than what I was talking about clearly, because it happened before you joined. I just wanted to state that he apologized to me to show he’s not a monster. No I have no first hand knowledge of that problem you have with him. I am just saying. This is my experience. ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8259 "2018-06-14T00:46:57Z")
> [@Whiskey\_Dickens](#): > > Wait, what? While this phrase may bring disdain, we’re kind of trying to raise the level of the discourse on the boards vis a vis gender issues. Teen pregnancy and whore jokes probably need a more firm setup to be funny, atm. ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8260 "2018-06-14T00:48:20Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I just wanted to state that he apologized to me to show he’s not a monster. No I have no first hand knowledge of that problem you have with him. I am just saying. This is my experience. Well I have lso apologized to people in PM. Now you know I’m not a monster too. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8261 "2018-06-14T00:51:08Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I just wanted to state that he apologized to me to show he’s not a monster. No I have no first hand knowledge of that problem you have with him. I am just saying. This is my experience. I’m not sure about his not being a monster but I hope I am wrong. He really enjoys hurting people; getting as personal as he possibly can get. He rarely shows his true self and by his own admission ‘finds out which way the wind is blowing’ before joining a conversation. He hasn’t made any public apologies to those he attacked and he doesn’t seem to learn from his mistakes. Lets hope he learns from all this and comes back a better person. ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8262 "2018-06-14T00:51:52Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > I just wanted to state that he apologized to me to show he’s not a monster. No I have no first hand knowledge of that problem you have with him. I am just saying. This is my experience. Well if you end up deciding he is a monster, seriously, please do not start a pit thread about him. He really would savor that kind of attention. You saw how much **octopus** loved his. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8263 "2018-06-14T00:53:19Z")
> [@CarnalK](#): > > While this phrase may bring disdain, we’re kind of trying to raise the level of the discourse on the boards vis a vis gender issues. Teen pregnancy and whore jokes probably need a more firm setup to be funny, atm. In any other place than The Pit I agree. In any other thread than one that calls out other posters and widens the in group/out group dichotomy. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=412) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=414)