# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 415
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8284 "2018-06-14T02:43:11Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > Blazzing Saddles is iconic, more so than Monty Python. > [@CarnalK](#): > > …I think people who use movie references as jokes are mostly useless morons. Yes, even (in fact particularly) Monty Python references. You two uncultured assholes are making it easy to stay neutral in this argument. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8285 "2018-06-14T02:53:52Z")
_Where are you going? I was going to make espresso._ ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8286 "2018-06-14T03:04:54Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > _Where are you going? I was going to make espresso._ From my earliest years I had wanted to inspire love; if I couldn’t I would instead cause fear! ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8287 "2018-06-14T03:06:50Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > It was a backhanded compliment directed at Harvey Kormans character. His speech was flowery like the speaker would have expected (in 1880) from a high classed woman of the evening. Context. > > When Nikki Minaj raps in anaconda about Fuck them skinny bitches your point is much stronger. Hi is popular with both young men and women. You are fighting a losing battle. That is an idiotic interpretation of the joke. A $20 whore “uses her tongue pretty” when she does a blow job (or possibly other sex acts that I won’t mention here). It has NOTHING to do with the words that might come out of her mouth. Frankly, I don’t believe that you think that is the interpretation, you just trapped yourself into a corner and had to come out with something other than the obvious sexual reference. You lose. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8288 "2018-06-14T03:19:01Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > That is an idiotic interpretation of the joke. A $20 whore “uses her tongue pretty” when she does a blow job (or possibly other sex acts that I won’t mention here). It has NOTHING to do with the words that might come out of her mouth. > > Frankly, I don’t believe that you think that is the interpretation, you just trapped yourself into a corner and had to come out with something other than the obvious sexual reference. You lose. Yawn. Expensive callgirls were as much courtesans as prostitutes back in the day. No one I have ever heard has used her tongue prettier in reference to oral sex. And did Harvey Korman fellate Slim Pickens? Your interpretation makes no sense. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8289 "2018-06-14T03:32:43Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > Yawn. Expensive callgirls were as much courtesans as prostitutes back in the day. No one I have ever heard has used her tongue prettier in reference to oral sex. And did Harvey Korman fellate Slim Pickens? Your interpretation makes no sense. Oh come on. The meaning is obviously that he is as talented in using his tongue for eloquent speech as a whore is in using her tongue for oral sex. Any other interpretation is utterly ridiculous. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8290 "2018-06-14T03:32:55Z")
Well, I think **Bone** has a purty mouth. ---
**Author:** ![Lamoral](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lamoral/32/16078_2.png) [@Lamoral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamoral)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8291 "2018-06-14T03:36:39Z")
I saw an alternate ending to _Blazing Saddles._ Seriously. I swear to God, it was real. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8292 "2018-06-14T03:38:35Z")
> [@CarnalK](#): > > Oh for God’s sake. I’m an adult. I don’t get offended by adult humour. It was just a fucked up place to put the joke. Also I think people who use movie references as jokes are mostly useless morons. Yes, even (in fact particularly) Monty Python references. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8293 "2018-06-14T03:39:23Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > Oh come on. The meaning is obviously that he is as talented in using his tongue for eloquent speech as a whore is in using her tongue for oral sex. Any other interpretation is utterly ridiculous. Maybe I was wrong then. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8294 "2018-06-14T03:46:24Z")
Here’s a cultural reference: Are you guys trying to make this thread jump the shark? ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8295 "2018-06-14T03:56:54Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Here’s a cultural reference: Are you guys trying to make this thread jump the shark? It jumped the shark from post #1. This thread reminds me of neighbors informing on other neighbors in East Germany. ---
**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8296 "2018-06-14T04:34:00Z")
> [@Whiskey\_Dickens](#): > > This post got me teen pregnant 🙂 And **this** post made me laugh. I can’t believe anyone finds this objectionable. Keep in mind that this was in response to a person being called “…a cancer on this board”. Could someone please fight my ignorance and explain what is objectionable about **Whiskey Dickens** post. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8297 "2018-06-14T05:04:52Z")
> [@Jacquernagy](#): > > I saw an alternate ending to _Blazing Saddles._ Seriously. I swear to God, it was real. Yeah, well, I know I saw an alternate ending to _Hamlet_. I cannot find that version on imdb, but I swear it had Steve Coogan and Elizabeth Shue in it. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8298 "2018-06-14T05:16:21Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Wait. What? I thought hamsters were extinct. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8299 "2018-06-14T05:23:46Z")
> [@steatopygia](#): > > And **this** post made me laugh. I can’t believe anyone finds this objectionable. > Keep in mind that this was in response to a person being called “…a cancer on this board”. > Could someone please fight my ignorance and explain what is objectionable about **Whiskey Dickens** post. First, why don’t you say what’s funny about it? ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8300 "2018-06-14T05:45:58Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Yeah, well, I know I saw an alternate ending to _Hamlet_. I cannot find that version on imdb, but I swear it had Steve Coogan and Elizabeth Shue in it. And they click their heels and say “There’s no place like Shangri-La” and find themselves walking down the beach at Zihuatanejo and there, working on a boat named Rosebud, is Tyler Durden. ---
**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8301 "2018-06-14T07:14:29Z")
> [@CarnalK](#): > > First, why don’t you say what’s funny about it? The poor English made me chuckle. So \*you \*have no answer. ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8302 "2018-06-14T07:26:13Z")
Sure I have an answer. You just gave it to me clearly. It’s stupid but I accept it. 😕 ---
**Author:** ![steatopygia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steatopygia/32/3132_2.png) [@steatopygia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steatopygia)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8303 "2018-06-14T07:31:31Z")
> [@CarnalK](#): > > Sure I have an answer. You just gave it to me clearly. It’s stupid but I accept it. 😕 The question was what is objectionable about Whiskey Dickens’ quote. Thanks for your bullshit. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=414) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=416)