# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 417
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8324 "2018-06-14T16:14:48Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > FTR the racial stuff was written by Richard Pryor. Lets give discredit where its due. Fair enough–but be aware that successful beseechments have a “no backsies” clause. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8325 "2018-06-14T17:07:31Z")
> [@madsircool](#): > > FTR the racial stuff was written by Richard Pryor. Lets give discredit where its due. So I think we’ve established that no one in this thread is Mel Brooks, and also that no one is Richard Pryor either. Shall we keep going? Is there a Graham Chapman in the thread? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8326 "2018-06-14T17:13:16Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > Shall we keep going? Is there a Graham Chapman in the thread? Be quiet. I **order** you to be quiet. bloody peasant ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8327 "2018-06-14T17:13:56Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > So I think we’ve established that no one in this thread is Mel Brooks, and also that no one is Richard Pryor either. > > Shall we keep going? Is there a Graham Chapman in the thread? Right! Stop that! This is just getting silly. And a bit suspect, I think. Time for a cartoon. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8328 "2018-06-14T17:22:58Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > So I think we’ve established that no one in this thread is Mel Brooks, and also that no one is Richard Pryor either. > > Shall we keep going? Is there a Graham Chapman in the thread? I’m not Eric Idle-does that count? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8329 "2018-06-14T17:33:55Z")
I really hate ‘Blazing Saddles’ Never thought it was funny. Now it’s just plain sickening. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8330 "2018-06-14T19:13:26Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > Fair enough–but be aware that successful beseechments have a “no backsies” clause. I’m staying out of this; I’m still besieged, I mean beseeched. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8331 "2018-06-14T19:36:28Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I’m not Eric Idle-does that count? Surely there is a bright side to that. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8332 "2018-06-14T19:38:50Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Surely there is a bright side to that. Not really…and don’t call me Shirley. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8333 "2018-06-14T19:46:44Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Surely there is a bright side to that. _whistles_ ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8334 "2018-06-14T20:23:15Z")
Thank God you started that new thread, Sunny Daze, and this one’s back to finding trolls! ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8335 "2018-06-14T20:43:04Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > > [@Morgenstern](#): > > > > This is the proper forum to discuss trolling? > > I thought so. > > Good to see that you are taking Ed’s admonition to you in ATMB to heart. Good luck with that. > [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > [He’s desperately trying to reframe what happened.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=856568) Here it is in a nutshell: When Ed said “we’re getting tired of our inboxes filling up with complaints about you” Morgenstern assumed that the people being warned were those making the complaints. Morgenstern is wrong. (again) ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8336 "2018-06-14T22:00:39Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > Thank God you started that new thread, Sunny Daze, and this one’s back to finding trolls! I think this one is arguments. Abuse is the other thread. (Yeah, I give up.) ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8337 "2018-06-15T02:34:45Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I’m sorry, did I get the wrong forum for defining a new class of trolls? Not Ed, he’s the victim, but the H-trolls? See, this is the kind of response a troll would make. Pretending that that single post was the problem, rather than your continual and on-going behavior on the board. As I said, if you choose to ignore the feedback you’ve received (as you are clearly determined to), good luck with that. ---
**Author:** ![Covfefe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ee7513/32.png) [@Covfefe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covfefe)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8338 "2018-06-15T07:15:53Z")
Remember when those H-trolls who were rooting for Ole Miss flew into a hysteria even though the player for the other team didn’t even really break any rules and then the home plate umpire initiated a lulzfest himself over, again, nothing more than his own hurt feelings? [Ole Miss - Arkansas baseball...Emmy Nominations - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26axJdDKYWw) ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8339 "2018-06-15T08:52:22Z")
> [@CarnalK](#): > > You realize that Blazing Saddles is over 40 fucking years old and no one should be expected to get a reference to it and that’s problematic because it made a bunch of outrageous comments that are only funny “in a good way” in context. How often do you whip out “Nobody move or the nigger gets it!”? It’s fine as long as you say “Excuse me” before you whip it out. ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8340 "2018-06-15T08:58:02Z")
> [@CarnalK](#): > > You realize that Blazing Saddles is over 40 fucking years old and no one should be expected to get a reference to it and that’s problematic because it made a bunch of outrageous comments that are only funny “in a good way” in context. How often do you whip out “Nobody move or the nigger gets it!”? Shirley you can’t be serious. (Almost 40 years old. Everyone gets it.) ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8341 "2018-06-15T11:23:24Z")
> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#): > > Shirley you can’t be serious. (Almost 40 years old. Everyone gets it.) Great point. ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Wiggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/red_wiggler/32/13190_2.png) [@Red\_Wiggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Wiggler)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8342 "2018-06-15T12:49:50Z")
“Somebody needs to go back and get a shitload o’ dimes” will never not be funny. ---
**Author:** ![CarnalK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnalk/32/486_2.png) [@CarnalK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CarnalK)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8343 "2018-06-15T12:58:23Z")
That is funny. I mean who uses dimes for anything? lol. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=416) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=418)