# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8344 "2018-06-15T15:54:43Z")

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Here I sit, broken hearted,  
Paid a dime, but only farted.

So today i took a chance,  
Saved a dime but shit my pants.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2018, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8345 "2018-06-16T09:59:10Z")

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Check out [this guy’s](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21025110&postcount=122) posting history–there is a bit of a theme.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2018, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8346 "2018-06-17T14:49:52Z")

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And here we have Shodan straight up lying about what a poster posted, while accusing him of lying about what was posted in order to troll JohnT into using the dreaded “L” word.

[https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21026423&postcount=65](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21026423&postcount=65)

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2018, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8347 "2018-06-18T10:07:37Z")

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**Shodan** has a long history of deliberately misrepresenting what other people have said. It’s far easier than addressing what they actually said.

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2018, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8348 "2018-06-18T14:37:18Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> And here we have Shodan straight up lying about what a poster posted, while accusing him of lying about what was posted in order to troll JohnT into using the dreaded “L” word.
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> [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21026423&postcount=65](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21026423&postcount=65)

That was an incredibly shitty thing for **Shodan** to do. **JohnT** went to a lot of work to share his interesting conversation with a prominent up-and-coming Democratic politician, and **Shodan** put the worst possible and wholly implausible interpretation on one point of conversation after repeatedly being told – by the person who actually had the conversation – that he was wrong. I don’t know whether he did this because he’s a fucking moron, a raving partisan, or just a jerk trying to provoke an honest poster sharing a story, but it was shitty, pointless, and mean-spirited.

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**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2018, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8349 "2018-06-18T17:34:31Z")

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> I don’t know whether he did this because he’s a fucking moron, a raving partisan, or just a jerk trying to provoke an honest poster sharing a story, but it was shitty, pointless, and mean-spirited.

You don’t know why a well known dickhead was acting like a dickhead?

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2018, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8350 "2018-06-18T17:42:02Z")

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I have no idea why anyone would regard **shodan** as a poster worth regarding.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2018, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8351 "2018-06-18T20:15:48Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> **DrDeth** [has been having odd notions](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=855009) [again](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=787184).

[Back at it.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=21030391#post21030391)

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8352 "2018-06-19T02:41:13Z")

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Not back at it. Still at it.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8353 "2018-06-19T02:47:16Z")

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> [@bucketybuck](#):
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> You don’t know why a well known dickhead was acting like a dickhead?

I really think he’s just that stupid. Even in a thread where he was trying to agree with me, he couldn’t paraphrase what I said. Over the years virtually every interaction I’ve had with him has involved him misunderstanding the basics of what I was saying–[sometimes hilariously](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=352269).

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [June 19, 2018, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8354 "2018-06-19T03:38:28Z")

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These people piss me off sometimes. **FavreCo** pops into the massive Clusterfuck thread to take a quick shit and eight fucking morons have to step in it. Dammit, people.

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8355 "2018-06-20T18:05:09Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> I have no idea why anyone would regard **shodan** as a poster worth regarding.

He can be okay once in a while, but I generally disregard him.  
UltraVires, holy shit what a dense one.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8356 "2018-06-20T18:06:07Z")

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nm

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8357 "2018-06-20T18:06:53Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> These people piss me off sometimes. **FavreCo** pops into the massive Clusterfuck thread to take a quick shit and eight fucking morons have to step in it. Dammit, people.

Has anyone checked to see if that’s another incarnation of **Terrkrahoma**?

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8358 "2018-06-20T20:38:44Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Has anyone checked to see if that’s another incarnation of **Terrkrahoma**?

It is not. At least that one has a whisker of teh articulate. **FavreCo** sounds like someone who barely graduated HS.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8359 "2018-06-20T20:50:47Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> It is not. At least that one has a whisker of teh articulate. **FavreCo** sounds like someone who barely graduated HS.

Or that’s deliberate altering of style in an attempt to avoid detection. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8360 "2018-06-20T20:53:27Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Has anyone checked to see if that’s another incarnation of **Terrkrahoma**?

Now I’ve got the titular song from Oklahoma in my head, with **Terrkrahoma** substituted in.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8361 "2018-06-20T21:11:48Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> Has anyone checked to see if that’s another incarnation of **Terrkrahoma**?

A fellow like him surely has a rich, fulfilling life filled with happiness and love, strong friendships and familial bonds. Why would he ever come back here to waste even one moment of his precious time on such trifling non-entities as we?

More than once, I mean.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8362 "2018-06-20T21:35:36Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> A fellow like him surely has a rich, fulfilling life filled with happiness and love, strong friendships and familial bonds. Why would he ever come back here to waste even one moment of his precious time on such trifling non-entities as we?
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> More than once, I mean.

Empirical evidence would suggest that there is a flaw in your thesis.

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [June 20, 2018, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8363 "2018-06-20T22:52:39Z")

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Boo to Bone for closing ned12’s [lame](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=857194)[threads](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=857187). Sure, I understand why he did, but they were just getting fun!

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