# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8464 "2018-07-08T16:05:02Z")

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Thanks for showing the linkys. Something is strange about that poster.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8465 "2018-07-08T18:52:08Z")

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[I take it nobody’s trying to a gather a minyan to sit shiva for **Rabbi Mohel Skinberg**](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21070450&postcount=152)?

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8466 "2018-07-08T20:23:52Z")

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Why oh why do racist trolls like the above _always_ have deeply ironic handles?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8467 "2018-07-08T20:26:16Z")

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That name is racist, also. IMO.

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**Author:** ![excavating\_for\_a\_mind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e8c25b/32.png) [@excavating\_for\_a\_mind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/excavating_for_a_mind)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8468 "2018-07-08T22:58:40Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> I learned a new insult today. Thank you, **Nava**. 🙂

Just what we need. More ways to insult others.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8469 "2018-07-08T23:17:17Z")

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> [@excavating\_for\_a\_mind](#):
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> Just what we need. More ways to insult others.

You can never have enough insults.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8470 "2018-07-09T14:25:26Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Well, we have a new one _EricaRoche_ has 3 or 4 threads that are getting weirder and weirder.  
> ETA I wasn’t sleeping last night and she started 2 back to back at 4a.m. hmmmm?

Not “she”.

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8471 "2018-07-09T14:46:40Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> I don’t know **madmonk** , but I will now mark him on the list of good guys.
> 
> **FavreCo** is clearly an asshat, which is undoubtedly an insufficient summary of his manifest qualities.

Dammit! I’ve always wanted to be pitted and I was always afraid I’d miss it. I was hoping I’d get pitted for my radical leftist world view, but I’ll take it.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8472 "2018-07-09T16:25:14Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Well, we have a new one _EricaRoche_ has 3 or 4 threads that are getting weirder and weirder.  
> ETA I wasn’t sleeping last night and she started 2 back to back at 4a.m. hmmmm?

25 posts, 18 of them starting new threads.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8473 "2018-07-09T19:02:04Z")

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> [@madmonk28](#):
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> Dammit! I’ve always wanted to be pitted and I was always afraid I’d miss it. I was hoping I’d get pitted for my radical leftist world view, but I’ll take it.

I’ve got bad news for you…

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8474 "2018-07-09T21:51:23Z")

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> [@madmonk28](#):
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> Dammit! I’ve always wanted to be pitted and I was always afraid I’d miss it. I was hoping I’d get pitted for my radical leftist world view, but I’ll take it.

I agree with all previous posters, but what’s with **madmonk** and that radical leftist world view?  
That just really barbeques my pit…

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8475 "2018-07-10T00:02:38Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Well, we have a new one _EricaRoche_ has 3 or 4 threads that are getting weirder and weirder.  
> ETA I wasn’t sleeping last night and she started 2 back to back at 4a.m. hmmmm?

> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> What’s the deal with this brand new poster’s quest to dominate IMHO with threads that elicit personal information?
> 
> [Who is the tallest woman you know (6ft +)?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=858282)
> 
> [Do you know a functioning “drug addict”?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=858222)
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> [Experiences with psychedelics?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=858278)
> 
> [Did you know anyone teachers in your school that had sex with students?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=858154)
> 
> Even [Is losing your virginity early confined to the Western World?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=858235) is tailor made for people to relay personal anecdotes.
> 
> [14 threads started since they joined 6 days ago, 8 of them in IMHO](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?searchid=15140157).
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> ETA: I posted without reading the thread and now see that **Beck** has already called this out.

These are commendable threads eliciting a great deal of worthwhile information, much of which I personally am quite desperate to share. My greatest experiences are indeed just those described by Erica, and demand a public airing. My real area of expertise is exactly the subject of “anyone teachers in your school that had sex with students”. Grammar aside, I have to say that in my high school, pretty much all the teachers had sex with all the students. I thought that was what high school was for. In high school, I was right in the middle of this pileup, sometimes quite literally. In fact I’ve written a book, comprised of my graphically explicit diaries of those days, in which I’m sure Erica would be very much interested. It details in great and erotic detail, with illustrations, all of those encounters that I’ve personally experienced, which I state in all modestly number in the thousands (with 57 authentic photographs, and 115 engravings).

The book has never been published for obvious reasons, as it names names and specific highly detailed occurrences, not to mention the erotic illustrations, but is available over the Internets for a mere $500. I’ve tried to contact Erica Roche, who I’m sure must be rabidly interested in such an authentic account, but I’ve not gotten any response. I’m sure that such a name couldn’t possibly be fake, so in that same spirit I ask Erica to please contact me at the address below. You can buy the book, and maybe we could get it on, too.

In keeping with Erica’s forthright honesty, I’ll make an exception to my usual policy and provide my full real name and address:

Canis Lupus Pup,  
The Woods,  
Great White North H0WL3S

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8476 "2018-07-10T04:04:07Z")

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No, see it’s not Erica, a girl.

It’s Eric a roach.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8477 "2018-07-10T04:34:47Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> No, see it’s not Erica, a girl.
> 
> It’s Eric a roach.

Well, that just bugs me!

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8478 "2018-07-10T05:16:57Z")

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Rather than Eric a roach, I’d much rather be interacting with [Eric the Half-a-Bee](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlrsqGal64w&list=RDMlrsqGal64w)…

\*Half a bee, philosophically, must ipso-facto… half not-be.  
But half the bee has got to be, vis-à-vis its entity.

But can a bee be said to be, or not to be, an entire bee,  
When half the bee is not a bee due to some ancient injury?..﻿\*

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8479 "2018-07-10T16:43:42Z")

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There is no way that the person who wrote [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21075653&postcount=71) is from the United States.

Look at the spelling, diction and grammar. No way the person who wrote that is from Omaha or Chicago or Milwaukee or St. Louis or anywhere in the US. I knew the guy was a troll but I hadn’t specifically labeled him as a Russian troll until that post.

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**Author:** ![Lamoral](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lamoral/32/16078_2.png) [@Lamoral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamoral)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8480 "2018-07-10T16:55:38Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> There is no way that the person who wrote [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21075653&postcount=71) is from the United States.
> 
> Look at the spelling, diction and grammar. No way the person who wrote that is from Omaha or Chicago or Milwaukee or St. Louis or anywhere in the US. I knew the guy was a troll but I hadn’t specifically labeled him as a Russian troll until that post.

It’s such an exciting time, isn’t it? There are literally psyops being conducted against us and being vigilant about them is actually a legit part of normal life…it’s very cyberpunk.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8481 "2018-07-10T17:00:35Z")

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It looks like a copy and paste job, and it’s poorly written. I’m not sure I see “Russian” specifically, but maybe that’s not too much of a stretch, given the first two conditions.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8482 "2018-07-10T17:32:13Z")

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Every gold onion dome has a silver lining!

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2018, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8483 "2018-07-10T18:10:14Z")

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Booooooo!

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