# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 431
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8604 "2018-07-29T01:34:55Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > He is really stuck on the idea that if it’s in the paper it’s true. According to some of the reddit comments, he\* is spamming a writer’s forum website about it, too. Apparently he has written a (masterpiece of a) short story where this is an essential plot point and can’t. let. go. \*I’m assuming “he” because that seems statistically more likely to fit the degree of utterly oblivious bullheadedness, but I suppose I could be wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8605 "2018-07-29T01:54:20Z")
WTH. Why are there 4 threads about The Wizard of Oz. Crazy. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8606 "2018-07-29T05:03:02Z")
Dunno. Might know, if I only… No, not gonna do it. That would be wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8607 "2018-07-29T05:04:36Z")
Had a… ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8608 "2018-07-29T05:10:35Z")
Brain? ETA have a heart.❤ ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8609 "2018-07-29T05:11:25Z")
Ray Bolger is looking out for RAY BOLGER! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8610 "2018-07-29T11:16:15Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Dunno. Might know, if I only… No, not gonna do it. That would be wrong. Odd. That’s never stopped you before… ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8611 "2018-07-29T11:24:33Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Dunno. Might know, if I only… No, not gonna do it. That would be wrong. > [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Odd. That’s never stopped you before… And I am \*sincerely \*disappointed that it did this time. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8612 "2018-07-29T12:34:26Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Odd. That’s never stopped you before… First sign of extreme old age is occasional caution. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8613 "2018-07-29T13:44:00Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > First sign of extreme old age is occasional caution. The second sign is total incontinence. Not that I want to worry anyone. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8614 "2018-07-29T14:51:06Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > He is really stuck on the idea that if it’s in the paper it’s true. This reminds me of another one of our favorite local chuckleheads, who I see, is _still_ at it. Tripler I thought the individual would have fizzled out months ago. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8615 "2018-07-29T17:23:29Z")
> [@Tripler](#): > > This reminds me of another one of our favorite local chuckleheads, who I see, is _still_ at it. > > Tripler > I thought the individual would have fizzled out months ago. Who? Can you name names? There are dozens of “favorite local chuckleheads” here. Btw, I thought you were identifying said chucklehead, but it was only your name added on (a “Regards, Tripler”, but can also be used when you really don’t regard us). ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8616 "2018-07-29T18:34:55Z")
Has Eric A. Roach left us? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8617 "2018-07-29T23:22:32Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Has Eric A. Roach left us? Banned, unless he’s come back as a sock. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2018, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8618 "2018-07-29T23:50:49Z")
I thought so. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8619 "2018-07-31T05:29:19Z")
Our favorite Russian troll (“I heff hard time seeing Trump losink support …”) is at it again. Try as he might, he keeps randomly forgetting the English definite article; [this post](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21117675&postcount=1) starts off with “Let’s stay away from Russia topic …”, showing that he obviously thinks in Russian and translates to English on the fly. I always read the guy’s posts in the voice of Boris Badinov. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8620 "2018-07-31T05:32:02Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Banned, unless he’s come back as a sock. Good riddance. There was something creepily repulsive in an insectoidal kind of way about Eric A Roach. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8621 "2018-07-31T06:26:56Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > Our favorite Russian troll (“I heff hard time seeing Trump losink support …”) is at it again. Try as he might, he keeps randomly forgetting the English definite article; [this post](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21117675&postcount=1) starts off with “Let’s stay away from Russia topic …”, showing that he obviously thinks in Russian and translates to English on the fly. I always read the guy’s posts in the voice of Boris Badinov. If his handlers are going to pay him, he needs to learn English a tiny bit better. ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8622 "2018-07-31T07:36:43Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > Our favorite Russian troll (“I heff hard time seeing Trump losink support …”) is at it again. Try as he might, he keeps randomly forgetting the English definite article; [this post](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21117675&postcount=1) starts off with “Let’s stay away from Russia topic …”, showing that he obviously thinks in Russian and translates to English on the fly. I always read the guy’s posts in the voice of Boris Badinov. One has to wonder what they hope to achieve with such ham-fisted attempts. I’d almost believe that these types of posts are done to sort of camoflague their more sophisticated activities by making us think that they’re unsophisticated and therefore harmless, but I doubt that they’re that clever. (Or is that what they want me to think?) ---
**Author:** ![JB99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/439d5e/32.png) [@JB99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JB99)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8623 "2018-07-31T15:01:01Z")
“I know the answer but I’m not going to say anything. I’m going to just laugh at you and poke snarky comments while being smug and superior.” Okay, **Silver Lining** here goes: I don’t give a rat’s ass what you think about any possible topic. Even if you aren’t a Russian troll you are most certainly a troll by any definition. The fact that you support Trump proves you are an epic-level dumbfuck, so I truly don’t care what your opinion is. Your credibility is so utterly shot that if you told me not to pee on an electric fence, I would STILL ask for an independent cite. Fuck you, fuck Trump, and fuck all Republicans. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=430) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=432)