# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 433
**Author:** ![mikecurtis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikecurtis/32/3284_2.png) [@mikecurtis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikecurtis)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8644 "2018-08-12T19:46:41Z")
> [@Challenge! Who is the man sitting with all the stars on Johnny Carson?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/challenge-who-is-the-man-sitting-with-all-the-stars-on-johnny-carson/687321/990): > > Just tiptoeing in here to post a new, updated link to the original image that solved the mystery, as posted by (the now-banned) Vashbul (me) back in Post 808. . . . interesting [del]confession?[/del] post in _Cafe Society_. ---
**Author:** ![BeepKillBeep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9e8a1a/32.png) [@BeepKillBeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeepKillBeep)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8645 "2018-08-12T20:49:45Z")
I’m starting to think that [johnmuslelewicz@yahoo.com](mailto:johnmuslelewicz@yahoo.com) might not be a real professor. > **[Use the earth's electrostatic field to charge a car battery?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=187218)** > > Here is how you can supposedly charge a car battery using the earth’s electrical field. Needed: A wooden ladder A piece of sheet metal that is around, say, 1 square meter in size, maybe smaller A long metal spike Jumper cables Set the metal... ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8646 "2018-08-12T21:05:42Z")
> [@mikecurtis](#): > > interesting [del]confession?[/del] post in _Cafe Society_. Alas, he is no more. > [@BeepKillBeep](#): > > I’m starting to think that [johnmuslelewicz@yahoo.com](mailto:johnmuslelewicz@yahoo.com) might not be a real professor. > > [Use the earth's electrostatic field to charge a car battery? - Factual Questions - Straight Dope Message Board](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=187218) I think you’re onto something there. Whacky little fella. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8647 "2018-08-12T23:12:54Z")
Who is also no more. Sassing the mods after they give you an explicit instruction ends badly…who’d’ve guessed? ---
**Author:** ![Ruken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f475e1/32.png) [@Ruken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruken)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8648 "2018-08-14T10:22:25Z")
Another sleeper troll, inactive for years, now wondering why the “FBI lied”: [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=860343](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=860343) ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8649 "2018-08-14T20:49:36Z")
The venerable old **watchwolf49** has hit new depths of idiocy in [this thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=860302), yet another one on climate change. Kudos to all involved in refuting the nonsense, of course, but especially to **Stranger on a Train** for [this priceless takedown](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21145914&postcount=23). The point of this notice is that I’m now fully convinced that **watchwolf49** is just playing; in less polite society we call that “trolling”. It’s not just that no one could be so consistently and persistently stupid and wrong about everything, it’s the way he keeps cheerfully coming back after having all his arguments eviscerated. No sane person would do that. The only kind of person who would do that is the kind who, if he worked at the humane society, would go along the cages and poke all the animals with a stick, and then sit back and watch them react. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8650 "2018-08-14T21:44:59Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > The venerable old **watchwolf49** has hit new depths of idiocy in [this thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=860302), yet another one on climate change. Kudos to all involved in refuting the nonsense, of course, but especially to **Stranger on a Train** for [this priceless takedown](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21145914&postcount=23). > > The point of this notice is that I’m now fully convinced that **watchwolf49** is just playing; in less polite society we call that “trolling”. It’s not just that no one could be so consistently and persistently stupid and wrong about everything, it’s the way he keeps cheerfully coming back after having all his arguments eviscerated. No sane person would do that. The only kind of person who would do that is the kind who, if he worked at the humane society, would go along the cages and poke all the animals with a stick, and then sit back and watch them react. Does he regularly have those fits? I thought he (or maybe she, sorry, I’m not quite certain) had just an obsession with ellipses with the occasional bout of gibberish and incomprehensibility, but that is A grade wacko stuff. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8651 "2018-08-14T22:43:48Z")
> [@EinsteinsHund](#): > > Does he regularly have those fits? About every month or two, unfortunately. ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2018, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8652 "2018-08-15T04:22:26Z")
He just premised his argument on the idea that science has no inherent view of “good” or “bad”. I knew he was wrong about Climate Change; I didn’t think he was getting _paid_ to be wrong about climate change before now. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2018, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8653 "2018-08-18T03:12:11Z")
> [@How likely is this scenario? Global warming at 4C](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-likely-is-this-scenario-global-warming-at-4c/819484/53): > > … I feel like the Homecoming Queen at the Homecoming Dance … And, in a flurry of ellipses, the attention-seeking troll outs himself. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2018, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8654 "2018-08-19T22:05:39Z")
T[he short and innocuous career of ChickeDipper.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=860708) ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2018, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8655 "2018-08-19T22:09:44Z")
> [@Emiliana](#): > > T[he short and innocuous career of ChickeDipper.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=860708) It says he had 2 posts, but I only find one (the one you linked to). I assume the second got cornfielded. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2018, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8656 "2018-08-19T22:13:27Z")
Is that maybe what happened in **Chickendipper** ’s case? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2018, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8657 "2018-08-19T22:20:09Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Is that maybe what happened in **Chickendipper** ’s case? Yup.😉 It was deja vu all over again. ---
**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2018, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8658 "2018-08-20T20:55:35Z")
[What rock did **ExTank** crawl out from under](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21158071&postcount=154)? ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2018, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8659 "2018-08-21T12:12:03Z")
Itchy Toe. Joined yesterday. All posts in the thread about Asia Argento paying off an accuser. [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=21159136](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=21159136) > [@](#): > > Oh boy… So this broad with ugly tats was sleeping around with some Frenchy, Anthony’s got a wind of it and up the rope he went. > But the real victim here is, apparently, the broad with ugly tats > It’s like we live in a bizarro world, I tell ya > > … > > Pretty much everything. Ugly tats was banging some French dude, Anthony Bourdain found out about it, and instead of throwing her ass out, decided he’s had enough. Ugly tats is the victim here, though. Poundmetoo and all. > > … > > Poundmetoo thing is hilarious. It’s like every other week we find out that its biggest stars are rapists, wife beaters, sexual predators, and simply scum. Watching the subsequent reaction is priceless:" sure, she cucked her boyfriend to death, but internet bullies are mean to her, therefore… victim!" > The amount of insane rationalization for the vilest behavior by poundmetooers is amazing. > > … > > Coming up next: long-winded and tortured explanations on how exactly ugly tats sleeping around had nothing to do with Antony Bourdain finding out about it and hanging himself 5 days later. > > … > > That’s what I thought as well, but ugly tats killed Antony Bourdain as sure as Eric Schneiderman liked to slap the bejeesus out of his progressive and enlightened feminist girlfriends. > > … > > I just find it funny, that’s all. And so far, the real victim here is Antony Bourdain. He was cucked by a poundmetooer and checked out. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2018, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8660 "2018-08-21T14:57:27Z")
And **Bone** was kind enough to delete his posts after banning him. Good move, keeping that shit around serves no purpose. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2018, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8661 "2018-08-21T20:10:01Z")
Who wants to play “[count the errors in an Urbanredneck post on education](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21159494&postcount=10)”? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2018, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8662 "2018-08-21T20:15:43Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > Who wants to play “[count the errors in an Urbanredneck post on education](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21159494&postcount=10)”? One for the ages: > [@](#): > > Some schools now are teaching their is more than one gender. Believe me, no school is perfect. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2018, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8663 "2018-08-21T20:45:59Z")
I’m going to go out on a limb and guess the one gender they taught in his boy’s school was the male one. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=432) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=434)