# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2018, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8664 "2018-08-21T22:11:00Z")

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No one backed me on **Urbanredneck** being the second stupidest poster because why? ( **Ambi** did. Thanks **Ambi**!)

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2018, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8665 "2018-08-21T22:11:46Z")

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Too many contenders, tbh.

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2018, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8666 "2018-08-22T00:19:17Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> Who wants to play “[count the errors in an Urbanredneck post on education](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21159494&postcount=10)”?

Gregor Cantor?

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2018, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8667 "2018-08-22T10:27:18Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> No one backed me on **Urbanredneck** being the second stupidest poster because why? ( **Ambi** did. Thanks **Ambi**!)

I was waiting for the swimsuit competition, where ace was expected to cleanup.

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2018, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8668 "2018-08-22T20:19:07Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> No one backed me on **Urbanredneck** being the second stupidest poster because why? ( **Ambi** did. Thanks **Ambi**!)

Urbanredneck is just a garden variety dolt who is frightened and confused by our strange and unfamiliar world. He’s harmless in comparison to some of the other the weaponized idiots we have to contend with.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2018, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8669 "2018-08-22T20:50:45Z")

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> [@Lemur866](#):
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> Urbanredneck is just a garden variety dolt who is frightened and confused by our strange and unfamiliar world. He’s harmless in comparison to some of the other the weaponized idiots we have to contend with.

But he’s much more funny, just like our friend acey. Everybody loves their village idiots.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2018, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8670 "2018-08-22T21:15:34Z")

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> [@Lemur866](#):
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> Urbanredneck is just a garden variety dolt who is frightened and confused by our strange and unfamiliar world. He’s harmless in comparison to some of the other the weaponized idiots we have to contend with.

Well, he’s an anti-vaxxer so he’s not so harmless.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2018, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8671 "2018-08-22T21:20:04Z")

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> [@Andy\_L](#):
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> Gregor Cantor?

Check out the big brain on Andy!

🙂

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [August 22, 2018, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8672 "2018-08-22T21:33:32Z")

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Maybe Georg Cantor. Not Eddie. _Right_ out!

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8673 "2018-08-23T03:03:47Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> I was waiting for the swimsuit competition, where ace was expected to cleanup.

If he was wearing a swimsuit, it’d be easy to hose him off! (Clean? get it?)

Has anyone mentioned Sloe Moe yet? [This](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21163608&postcount=162) is one of his posts. It’s a recent member, who’s been poking around and dropping these little threadshits.

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8674 "2018-08-23T03:15:11Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Has anyone mentioned Sloe Moe yet? [This](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21163608&postcount=162) is one of his posts. It’s a recent member, who’s been poking around and dropping these little threadshits.

I just responded to [one of his turds](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=21163610#post21163610). In the discussion of a black James Bond, he lamented that we can’t just keep the blacks where they belong, playing Shaft.

But I don’t think he’s a troll, just a crotchety old man confused why the world has moved beyond him.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8675 "2018-08-23T04:04:33Z")

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Yeah, could be. He’s not having a good night.

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8676 "2018-08-23T04:15:57Z")

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Well it’s getting late, Moe could be sundowning.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8677 "2018-08-23T05:56:04Z")

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He says he has a 15yo. I guess he could still be gramps, but I am guessing 45ish. He started a thread about Woodstock performers too.

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2018, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8678 "2018-08-23T06:12:17Z")

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Yeah, troll.

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8679 "2018-08-24T03:03:26Z")

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Bricker is doing what looks to me like a little troll dance in [one of the Beto O’Rourke threads.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=860951) I called him out on it, carefully avoidng the word “troll,” and got a warning–for calling him childish and either disingenuous or stupid.

Y’see, if the board would just let us call him a troll, it’d be so much easier.

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8680 "2018-08-24T03:09:05Z")

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> [@foolsguinea](#):
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> Bricker is doing what looks to me like a little troll dance in [one of the Beto O’Rourke threads.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=860951) I called him out on it, carefully avoidng the word “troll,” and got a warning–for calling him childish and either disingenuous or stupid.
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> Y’see, if the board would just let us call him a troll, it’d be so much easier.

Have you tried not insulting people outside of the Pit? That would be easy too.

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**Author:** ![foolsguinea](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foolsguinea/32/14751_2.png) [@foolsguinea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foolsguinea)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8681 "2018-08-24T03:11:43Z")

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_Maybe_ this argument that protests are bad if they get in people’s faces, even in such a subdued way as the NFL protests, is what he actually believes. In which case he _is_ a stupid child. This is the Pit, I can say that.

I think he wants to eat that cake and keep it, avoiding saying that flat-out. After all, a person Bricker sides with might want to protest something sometime.

ETA: Shut up, Marilyn.

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8682 "2018-08-24T03:14:31Z")

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> [@foolsguinea](#):
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> _Maybe_ this argument that protests are bad if they get in people’s faces, even in such a subdued way as the NFL protests, is what he actually believes. In which case he _is_ a stupid child. This is the Pit, I can say that.
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> I think he wants to eat that cake and keep it, avoiding saying that flat-out. After all, a person Bricker sides with might want to protest something sometime.
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> ETA: Shut up, Marilyn.

🙂

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2018, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8683 "2018-08-24T03:35:16Z")

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> [@foolsguinea](#):
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> Bricker is doing what looks to me like a little troll dance in [one of the Beto O’Rourke threads.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=860951) I called him out on it, carefully avoidng the word “troll,” and got a warning–for calling him childish and either disingenuous or stupid.
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> Y’see, if the board would just let us call him a troll, it’d be so much easier.

What did you think would happen?

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