# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 437
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2018, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8724 "2018-08-28T17:25:19Z")
> [@Kamino\_Neko](#): > > I dunno…that seems…well, not inoffensive, because ick, but not trolly. IMO, anyone who joins a message board to overshare about their intestinal distress is questionable. A standing member who asked that question, sure. No problem. New member? I got questions. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2018, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8725 "2018-08-28T18:12:10Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > IMO, anyone who joins a message board to overshare about their intestinal distress is questionable. A standing member who asked that question, sure. No problem. New member? I got questions. On the other hand, a new member who was only familiar with the kinds of questions that made it into one of the books might think this is par for the course here. Empathy and benefit of the doubt are at least as viable as ways to approach new members as instant suspicion. Calling out new members for their first post because it strikes you as odd is one of the things that people have complained about on this board as a reason why we don’t get more new members. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2018, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8726 "2018-08-29T02:31:45Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > And that’s all he gets. Banned! silver lining vanishes into the, uh Cloud. > [@TroutMan](#): > > That’s such happy news, I might just skip my scrotum and use the scotch for a toast instead! I know a guy who will sell you a shotglass made from your scrotum. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2018, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8727 "2018-08-29T02:53:31Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > I know a guy who will sell you a shotglass made from your scrotum. If you make one from a foreskin it can double as a beer stein. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2018, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8728 "2018-08-29T19:12:28Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > I know a guy who will sell you a shotglass made from your scrotum. Yeah, but I’m using mine right now, so no thanks. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2018, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8729 "2018-08-29T19:21:51Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > On the other hand, a new member who was only familiar with the kinds of questions that made it into one of the books might think this is par for the course here. > > Empathy and benefit of the doubt are at least as viable as ways to approach new members as instant suspicion. Calling out new members for their first post because it strikes you as odd is one of the things that people have complained about on this board as a reason why we don’t get more new members. But you’re describing every online forum ever. Being suspicious of being trolled is normal. That doesn’t mean you flat out call them trolls, but new people who act in certain ways are suspicious. The thing is, if you’re not on the watch for trolls, then you also become a less attractive place to be: because trolls are constantly causing problems and making you look dumb. As long as you’re not rude to these other people, I don’t really see the harm in suspicion. If they’re legit, that suspicion will decrease over time. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2018, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8730 "2018-08-29T19:43:16Z")
> [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > On the other hand, a new member who was only familiar with the kinds of questions that made it into one of the books might think this is par for the course here. > > Empathy and benefit of the doubt are at least as viable as ways to approach new members as instant suspicion. Calling out new members for their first post because it strikes you as odd is one of the things that people have complained about on this board as a reason why we don’t get more new members. It is better that ten trolls deceive, than that one Hershey-squirter suffer. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2018, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8731 "2018-08-29T20:35:15Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > But you’re describing every online forum ever. Being suspicious of being trolled is normal. That doesn’t mean you flat out call them trolls, but new people who act in certain ways are suspicious. > > The thing is, if you’re not on the watch for trolls, then you also become a less attractive place to be: because trolls are constantly causing problems and making you look dumb. > > As long as you’re not rude to these other people, I don’t really see the harm in suspicion. If they’re legit, that suspicion will decrease over time. Is it rude to question someone’s honesty and good intentions on minimal grounds? Is it possible and sensible to keep your suspicions to yourself pending further evidence? > [@VinylTurnip](#): > > It is better that ten trolls deceive, than that one Hershey-squirter suffer. You’re a fucking idiot. ---
**Author:** ![Reindeer\_Flotilla](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reindeer_flotilla/32/3024_2.png) [@Reindeer\_Flotilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reindeer_Flotilla)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2018, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8732 "2018-08-29T22:51:13Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > It is better that ten trolls deceive, than that one Hershey-squirter suffer. > [@Roderick\_Femm](#): > > You’re a fucking idiot. Yeah, **Vinyl Turnip** clearly has reached John Adams level of idiocy. Wait, what? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2018, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8733 "2018-08-30T14:51:32Z")
Animus for some past offense, no doubt, which my fucking idiocy precludes me from remembering. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2018, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8734 "2018-08-30T15:10:58Z")
A brief nod of the head to **FavreCo** , who has made a total 14 posts in the past three months, every one of them a drive-by troll of some kind, most commonly unsupported crowing about how Trump has made his “bank account” gain added manly tumescence. C’mon man, put some effort into it. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2018, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8735 "2018-09-03T08:49:49Z")
Who or what is **fschwartz**? Joined up in 2002, has made a total of six (6) posts and all of them have been in the last 48 hours. Enquiring minds are befuddled. ---
**Author:** ![fschwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3e96dc/32.png) [@fschwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fschwartz)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2018, 9:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8736 "2018-09-03T09:08:22Z")
please see #34 here: [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=861485](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=861485) ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2018, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8737 "2018-09-03T09:53:17Z")
> [@fschwartz](#): > > please see #34 here: [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=861485](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=861485) Looks like somebody had their login info stolen and sold to Russians. ---
**Author:** ![fschwartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3e96dc/32.png) [@fschwartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fschwartz)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2018, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8738 "2018-09-03T09:59:29Z")
say what? ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2018, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8739 "2018-09-03T10:07:01Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Looks like somebody had their login info stolen and sold to Russians. :dubious: I spent a lot of yesterday reading Wikipedia articles on the works of H. Rider Haggard, and I prefer a more melodramatic narrative, such as that he and his young protege unlocked an iron box which turned out to contain the Sherd of Amon-Rexall. He translated the writing on the Sherd, which led to the loginid and corresponding password. And NOW the adventure can get started! BTW, **fschwartz** , there was a database hack a few years ago, that led to concerns that our passwords had been compromised. You might want to think about changing yours. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2018, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8740 "2018-09-03T10:13:26Z")
> [@fschwartz](#): > > say what? Don’t worry too much about it. There really are trolls around here (if you want to read this entire thread, you’ll learn more about that; although I could recommend better long and old threads to spend your time on). The revelation this year about Russian trolls infiltrating our social media sites through services like Cambridge Analytica has led to a quasi-joking suspicion that supporters of the America-hating fuckstick are paid Eastern Europeans. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2018, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8741 "2018-09-03T10:21:11Z")
Not that anyone is accusing you of being a supporter of the A-HFS. So it’s just a Board in-joke. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2018, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8742 "2018-09-03T15:17:05Z")
Ooh, someone’s [tipping their hand](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21184360&postcount=10)… ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2018, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8743 "2018-09-03T16:19:47Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > Ooh, someone’s [tipping their hand](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21184360&postcount=10)… That’s a bit of a stretch. Seemed to just be saying that sexual attraction to anyone past puberty is within the normal range, so a sensible psychological definition of pedophile is not congruent with the legal age of consent. Based on the subject matter here and the other thread, I was half wondering if this was femmejean again, I can’t remember the writing style. [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=861482](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=861482) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=436) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=438)