# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 440
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2018, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8784 "2018-09-13T17:37:42Z")
And this just in… ---
**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2018, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8785 "2018-09-13T18:58:37Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Being a moron is pretty much a job requirement for being a troll. > > On rare occasions we have someone who is both pathetic enough to want to come back and smart enough to evade detection for a while. But most are pretty easy to catch. I thought you mods weren’t supposed to reveal your methods? Now they’ll know they have to be smarter than a moron. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2018, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8786 "2018-09-13T19:54:33Z")
> [@Pleonast](#): > > I thought you mods weren’t supposed to reveal your methods? Now they’ll know they have to be smarter than a moron. “It’s easy to pretend to be a fool if you’re smart. The other way round is somewhat harder.” Paraphrased after, I think, Kurt Tucholsky. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2018, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8787 "2018-09-13T20:52:46Z")
> [@Pleonast](#): > > I thought you mods weren’t supposed to reveal your methods? Now they’ll know they have to be smarter than a moron. Yeah, but they’re morons, so it won’t help. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8788 "2018-09-14T03:34:12Z")
_Mumberthax_ dude’s just asking way too many personal questions. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8789 "2018-09-14T09:44:31Z")
[New user bumps 15-year-old thread to give a hostile response.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21207114&postcount=11) A one-and-done, or will he maintain posting with the attitude and be banned? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8790 "2018-09-14T10:17:03Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > [New user bumps 15-year-old thread to give a hostile response.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21207114&postcount=11) A one-and-done, or will he maintain posting with the attitude and be banned? Eh. That’s still well within the range of “clueless newbie” rather than actually trolling. It’s unnecessarily snarky, ignores most of the posts in the thread, is internally contradictory (someone who doesn’t believe in evolution isn’t going to believe that God created evolution), and I don’t know WTF the “hot comb through nappy hair” simile is intended to convey, but Hanlon’s Razor still applies. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8791 "2018-09-14T14:18:10Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Look who just admitted to trolling: In that thread, i think, he also refers to his asshole “persona.” He’s not really an asshole, he just plays one on SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8792 "2018-09-14T16:20:08Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > In an unsuprising development, a forum racist [doesn’t like black people winning Hugos](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21185259&postcount=14). 11 days and 11 dollars short, here, but goddamn did I let him piss me off, and I feel like a fool for taking his trollbait. Afterwards I felt like he’d been propelling himself around my swimming pool on a rocket of explosive diarrhea, and I’d been swimming after him saying, “Get out of my pool!” All I got for my efforts was a faceful of shit. There’s an aphorism hidden somewhere in there if I can shorten it down. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8793 "2018-09-14T22:08:05Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > _Mumberthax_ dude’s just asking way too many personal questions. He just used “radfem” in his new thread on gender. His trock-y identity is on the tip of my brain. Does it ring a bell for anyone else? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8794 "2018-09-14T22:12:10Z")
Remember Luciano? He liked those game-y type question threads. And was always picking out trigger words. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8795 "2018-09-14T22:25:46Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Remember Luciano? Only if coerced. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2018, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8796 "2018-09-14T22:45:56Z")
[Even in a sewer, nobody wants a troll around.](https://www.gocomics.com/pibgorn/2018/09/14) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2018, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8797 "2018-09-15T05:23:16Z")
Well he ain’t Luciano. He’s apparently an old fart who got too drunk to post anymore tonight. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2018, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8798 "2018-09-15T11:54:00Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > 11 days and 11 dollars short, here, but goddamn did I let him piss me off, and I feel like a fool for taking his trollbait. Afterwards I felt like he’d been propelling himself around my swimming pool on a rocket of explosive diarrhea, and I’d been swimming after him saying, “Get out of my pool!” All I got for my efforts was a faceful of shit. > > There’s an aphorism hidden somewhere in there if I can shorten it down. _Diarrhea non disputandum est._ ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2018, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8799 "2018-09-23T06:08:42Z")
OK, we all know **Leo Bloom** as a delusional legend in his own mind when it comes to his self-image as a “creative writer”. Most of the time no one can figure out what the fuck he’s saying or what the fuck he wants. That’s cool, I wouldn’t go too far to pit someone just for being weird or eccentric. But there’s a whole new side of **Leo Bloom** that we haven’t seen before. [He’s a fucking goddamn all-out troll!](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21224019&postcount=43) So that’s why he writes like that! It’s not that he’s eccentric, it’s that he’s some combination of incredibly stupid and intentionally aggravating douchebag. I’m genuinely surprised. I didn’t think anyone who could actually walk upright and operate a keyboard could spout drivel like that, unless perhaps **Leo** has been hitting the Manischewitz martinis pretty hard tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2018, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8800 "2018-09-23T16:22:42Z")
I was expecting worse when I clicked on that. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8801 "2018-09-23T17:20:30Z")
**Musicat** is trolling the [#WhyIDidntReport thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=862688), defending Kavinaugh despite him not being the subject (and multiple people telling them\* this), and actually saying that people explaining “why I didn’t report” aren’t actually relevant to the thread. Then they\* are trying to gaslight about what they actually did. Did I miss them\* posting like this before? I tend to have the rape apologists on ignore, since their apologetics just makes my blood boil. I can’t imagine what it’s like for the actual victims. \*Oh, who am I kidding? It’s “he”/“him.” ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2018, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8802 "2018-09-29T10:39:35Z")
We don’t hear from this one very often: > [@Can Democrats actually stop the nomination of Brett Kavanaugh?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/can-democrats-actually-stop-the-nomination-of-brett-kavanaugh/820733/5107): > > No, the Demonrats will never be able to stop Brett Kavanaugh. Lindsey Graham, in his amazing speech, pretty much exposed the Democrats for their baseless, hateful allegations against Kavanaugh and his family. > > Since there is a good chunk of the Democratic Party base, the cultural left, that hates religion, particularly Christianity and Christian values in particular, it makes sense to see why they are so against Kavanaugh, a devout Roman Catholic and leader of his community. > > Those asshats can suck it. Dang! We’ve been unmasked with that astute analysis! We may as well admit it’s true. We all saw that Christine Ford’s testimony was all spittle-mouthed anger railing against Christians. Just like Ford, I hate religion, particularly Christianity and Christian values in particular, particularly, with a particular kind of hate. As soon as I found out that Kavanaugh was Roman Catholic, as a godless cultural leftist I hated him immediately. I said to myself: self, I said, I am SO against this guy! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2018, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8803 "2018-09-29T11:53:50Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > We don’t hear from this one very often: > > Dang! We’ve been unmasked with that astute analysis! We may as well admit it’s true. We all saw that Christine Ford’s testimony was all spittle-mouthed anger railing against Christians. Just like Ford, I hate religion, particularly Christianity and Christian values in particular, particularly, with a particular kind of hate. As soon as I found out that Kavanaugh was Roman Catholic, as a godless cultural leftist I hated him immediately. I said to myself: self, I said, I am SO against this guy! Why, you Demonrat, you. Also, what baseless allegations against Kavanaugh’s _family_ is he going on about? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=439) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=441)