# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 441
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2018, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8804 "2018-09-29T15:17:30Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Why, you Demonrat, you. > > Also, what baseless allegations against Kavanaugh’s _family_ is he going on about? In the patriarchy the man _is_ the family. An attack on the man is an attack on his wife and his children. ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2018, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8805 "2018-10-01T13:58:54Z")
> [@Otter](#): > > Otter: Ladies and gentlemen, I’ll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did. [winks at Dean Wormer] But you can’t hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn’t we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn’t this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn’t this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but I for one am not going to stand here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen! [Leads the Deltas out of the hearing, all humming the Star-Spangled Banner] ---
**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2018, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8806 "2018-10-01T23:03:00Z")
[Starving Artist is banned](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=863221) ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2018, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8807 "2018-10-02T02:25:04Z")
> [@2nd\_Law](#): > > [Starving Artist is banned](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=863221) BFT I was preparing a little screed for him but now I can let that negative energy go. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2018, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8808 "2018-10-02T03:48:04Z")
> [@2nd\_Law](#): > > [Starving Artist is banned](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=863221) But at least the Paper Towel Tube Test will forever live on in song and story. ---
**Author:** ![Pleonast](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pleonast/32/1183_2.png) [@Pleonast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pleonast)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2018, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8809 "2018-10-02T14:35:01Z")
Always nice when the moderators confirm my ignore list. I wish banned posters were automatically ignored, so that no one could see their posts unless they clicked-through. Without that, I’ll need to keep them on my ignore list for a while until current threads no longer have their posts. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8810 "2018-10-03T02:02:20Z")
> [@2nd\_Law](#): > > [Starving Artist is banned](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=863221) _rips a paper towel tube into a confetti_ ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8811 "2018-10-03T02:46:28Z")
One of these days, y’all’re going to have to tell me about the paper towel tube. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8812 "2018-10-03T03:18:10Z")
Starts here on page 107. Be warned, it’s like a trip to the creepy as all hell corner of the Twilight Zone [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=630580&page=107](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=630580&page=107) ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8813 "2018-10-03T03:31:24Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > Starts here on page 107. Be warned, it’s like a trip to the creepy as all hell corner of the Twilight Zone > [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=630580&page=107](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=630580&page=107) Thanks. From shower hugs to… whatever the hell this is: > [@](#): > > c.) Even though you may be able to lower yourself to that height I doubt very seriously you could carry out copulatory movements for several minutes in that position. If you can fit yourself inside a paper towel tube, I suggest it might make a suitable vehicle for experimentation. Note also that your position while doing so will not be that which a reasonable person would likely describe as “standing,” which is how Mike McQueary described Sandusky’s position when he allegedly saw him in contact with the boy in the shower. That has got to be one of the most disturbing paragraphs I’ve ever read. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8814 "2018-10-03T03:39:59Z")
Aren’t you glad you asked? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8815 "2018-10-03T03:59:19Z")
Why did I read that thread? Jeez-whiz, I cant unread that. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8816 "2018-10-03T11:21:59Z")
[https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14724158&postcount=2430](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14724158&postcount=2430) Earliest mention of tubes I found. (Page searches never work for me, btw.) ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2018, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8817 "2018-10-03T22:10:55Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14724158&postcount=2430](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14724158&postcount=2430) > > Earliest mention of tubes I found. (Page searches never work for me, btw.) The best line in that post: " the sickos in this thread would accuse me of getting off on it, which of course is utter bullshit substantiated by my eight year, 12,000 post history on this board which has been totally free of skeevy attempts with the board’s female posters." ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8818 "2018-10-04T04:22:09Z")
What a great guy. ---
**Author:** ![DragonAsh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DragonAsh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DragonAsh)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8819 "2018-10-04T04:52:47Z")
Couldn’t happen to more vile, disgusting creep. Good riddance. I sincerely hope the mods continue the Good Work. Just a few more to go. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8820 "2018-10-04T05:07:01Z")
Hey, wait, why can’t the mods ban someone from the Supreme Court? (Okay, they could give them a warning or two first…) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8821 "2018-10-04T05:19:00Z")
Why don’t we all just write in Cecil for potus. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8822 "2018-10-04T05:21:02Z")
**Beck** , you might want to sit down - there is no Cecil. He’s like Santa Claus: A myth invented to appease the masses. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2018, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8823 "2018-10-04T05:28:10Z")
Even so, a mythical Cecil Adams would do a better job than Fuckface von Clownstick. We ought to start campaigning for Cecil for President, though, it might take longer than we expect. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=440) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=442)