# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 443
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2018, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8844 "2018-10-11T03:02:37Z")
[MANTRAPHILTER](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=863740)is back with…something… “Troll” might not be the right word for him. ---
**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2018, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8845 "2018-10-11T12:40:49Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > [MANTRAPHILTER](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=863740)is back with…something… > > “Troll” might not be the right word for him. You have to, um, admire a guy who says that Einstein ‘might’ be smarter than he previously believed. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2018, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8846 "2018-10-11T19:14:55Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > [MANTRAPHILTER](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=863740)is back with…something… > > “Troll” might not be the right word for him. It is interesting when past insane dipshits show up again to demonstrate that they are still insane dipshits. For those that didn’t notice, there was recently a reappearance of the hydrolic pyramid guy at the bottom of [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=774488) thread. (On a side note, I see that my phone’s autocorrect knows “dipshit” but doesn’t know “reappearance.”) ---
**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2018, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8847 "2018-10-11T19:39:40Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Oh, I was there live for that little discussion. It remains one of the weirdest genital-themed posts on this board since the discussions of the Tug Ahoy nearly two decades ago. Jack Dean Tyler, that was him right? I was racking my brain trying to remember who it was. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2018, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8848 "2018-10-11T19:47:42Z")
I enjoy postings from MANTRAPHILTER for no other reason than I get to say Man Trap Hitler in my mind ([thanks, **DG**](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=20201667#post20201667)). Which is itself amusing for no reason. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2018, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8849 "2018-10-11T20:35:59Z")
Lol, I always misread the name as “Man Trap Hitler”. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2018, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8850 "2018-10-11T20:49:14Z")
An [easy mistake](https://youtu.be/vlmGknvr_Pg) to make. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2018, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8851 "2018-10-11T22:30:33Z")
> [@Darren\_Garrison](#): > > For those that didn’t notice, there was recently a reappearance of the hydrolic pyramid guy at the bottom of [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=774488) thread. Thanks, I needed the laugh. (I just tried describing the Geyser Theory Incident to someone, and she was just “… … uh? …uh? …what?” for about two minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2018, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8852 "2018-10-12T00:10:09Z")
I’m disappointed in Man Trap so far. I assumed that the opening post was a JAQ, to be followed up by an extensive screed explaining the math-free New Physics. I’m still waiting, agog. ---
**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2018, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8853 "2018-10-12T03:07:21Z")
What happened to the vitamin B12 guy and his threads where he ignored everyone’s advice? I suspected a troll was loose on those threads. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2018, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8854 "2018-10-12T03:26:41Z")
Awww! His hair was greying. He needed some wise words and sympathy. Once again I failed to help, cause reasons, you know. Not really, I was laughing. ---
**Author:** ![Kron](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kron/32/12444_2.png) [@Kron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kron)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2018, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8855 "2018-10-18T15:56:17Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > Has anyone mentioned Sloe Moe yet? [This](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21163608&postcount=162) is one of his posts. It’s a recent member, who’s been poking around and dropping these little threadshits. I think he finally got nabbed. Socking? I always assume (yeah, I know :p) somebody is a sock when they suddenly show up to drop offensive little bits and bobs in every thread they can and show better-than-average understanding of board culture. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2018, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8856 "2018-10-18T16:24:16Z")
> [@Kron](#): > > I think he finally got nabbed. > > Socking? I always assume (yeah, I know :p) somebody is a sock when they suddenly show up to drop offensive little bits and bobs in every thread they can and show better-than-average understanding of board culture. A silent banning without announcement in ATMB also indicates a sock. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2018, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8857 "2018-10-19T14:10:44Z")
Here’s an alleged lawyer [asking a bunch of non-lawyers for legal opinions](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=864141). ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2018, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8858 "2018-10-19T15:30:01Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Here’s an alleged lawyer [asking a bunch of non-lawyers for legal opinions](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=864141). Wanna bet it’s a case he has? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2018, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8859 "2018-10-19T15:37:16Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Wanna bet it’s a case he has? And he’s representing himself? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2018, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8860 "2018-10-19T15:37:59Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Wanna bet it’s a case he has? Crowd-lawyerin’? I guess it’s a thing. “Your honor? If I may, I would like to enter into the record the sworn statements of 20 or 30 random schmoes on the Internet…” ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2018, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8861 "2018-10-19T19:15:03Z")
> [@A math riddle for you. Feel free to submit your own.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-math-riddle-for-you-feel-free-to-submit-your-own/823205/3): > > You’d be surprised at how many people are fooled by the first riddle. I’ve used it as an ice breaker at conferences for years. Poor acey. Icebreaker? He doesn’t realize that people were friendly and kind toward him after that “riddle” because they realized he’s special. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2018, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8862 "2018-10-20T05:43:34Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Crowd-lawyerin’? I guess it’s a thing. > > “Your honor? If I may, I would like to enter into the record the sworn statements of 20 or 30 random schmoes on the Internet…” I thought we were experts. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2018, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8863 "2018-10-22T00:53:22Z")
So what do we think of Contemplation? Has started 116 threads (out of 241 total posts) with the bulk of them about human muscles, fat, hair, skin, and faces. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=442) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=444)