# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 2018, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8964 "2018-12-14T21:01:44Z")

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🙂

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2018, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8965 "2018-12-16T03:44:53Z")

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I know this is extremely flimsy evidence (that’s why I’m posting here but not reporting it), but I did want to note something, and see if the mods might want to do a quick check.

> [@Government Shutdown 12/22: Real Shutdown, Bullshit Shutdown, or No Shutdown?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/government-shutdown-12-22-real-shutdown-bullshit-shutdown-or-no-shutdown/826174/26):
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> Of course, they predicted a Hillary landslide too.
> 
> [Florida | 2016 Election Forecast | FiveThirtyEight](https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/florida/)
> 
> The rest of the World being against a wall is a negative for the U.S. ?  
> Please enlighten me .

It’s the last two sentences, especially the last one. One thing I’ve noticed around the web is that Russian trolls often make this punctuation mistake, putting spaces before ending punctuation marks. And the guy seems to be pushing the same pro-Trump narrative that is often used by Russian trolls.

Anyone see any other signs that **Tempe Jeff** is not on the up and up? Sometimes it’s the little things that clue you in to check for more.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2018, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8966 "2018-12-16T04:25:20Z")

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Nothing is leaping out at me, other than the weird punctuation (it shows up in other posts).

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2018, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8967 "2018-12-16T05:50:11Z")

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It could be that a bot cracked his account and drops one of these turds now and then, because, although he seems to be a turd-dropping asshole, he mostly seems to be a genuine asshole. I could imagine a well designed bot set up to log in to the account (when it sees the user is offline), make a splat and then unsubscribe to the thread – the real poster might never catch on.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8968 "2018-12-18T04:46:04Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> [UltraVines didn’t stick the flounce](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=866708).

Hey fuck; not only did he not stick with the flounce, now he’s posting like he’s trying to take over the board by volume.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8969 "2018-12-18T10:23:46Z")

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UV and HD have been working the Unfrozen Caveman Rules Lawyer act hard in the [anti-misogyny thread](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=867186).

_“I’m just a caveman! I don’t understand what constitutes ‘basic human decency’ without clear guidelines! Not letting me comment on the relative hotness of women no matter what the context discriminates against conservatives!”_

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**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8970 "2018-12-18T18:38:31Z")

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In [this post on the Wisconsin lame-duck Republicans thread,](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21381897&postcount=195) **pkbites** isn’t even trying to hide his partisan bias.

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**Author:** ![WillFarnaby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/willfarnaby/32/514_2.png) [@WillFarnaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillFarnaby)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8971 "2018-12-18T18:47:56Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> I know this is extremely flimsy evidence (that’s why I’m posting here but not reporting it), but I did want to note something, and see if the mods might want to do a quick check.
> 
> It’s the last two sentences, especially the last one. One thing I’ve noticed around the web is that Russian trolls often make this punctuation mistake, putting spaces before ending punctuation marks. And the guy seems to be pushing the same pro-Trump narrative that is often used by Russian trolls.
> 
> Anyone see any other signs that **Tempe Jeff** is not on the up and up? Sometimes it’s the little things that clue you in to check for more.

No, you’re definitely into something. If I were you I’d check under the bed to make sure there are no Russians under there.

Most people think they are in the closets, but that’s exactly what Putin wants you to think! I was reading a story on the election meddling and saw one of those memes they put out last election. I feel like I am already under his control so I’ve asked my wife to handcuff me to a pole in the basement on Election Day 2020 so I don’t do anything to damage Our Country. Oh NO! The Poles are pro Trump! Not My President! I hope Adam Schiff can stomp out all dissident online voices before it is too late!

Let’s Make America Democratic Again!

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**Author:** ![Airbeck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/airbeck/32/6574_2.png) [@Airbeck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airbeck)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8972 "2018-12-18T18:55:32Z")

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> [@WillFarnaby](#):
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> No, you’re definitely into something. If I were you I’d check under the bed to make sure there are no Russians under there.
> 
> Most people think they are in the closets, but that’s exactly what Putin wants you to think! I was reading a story on the election meddling and saw one of those memes they put out last election. I feel like I am already under his control so I’ve asked my wife to handcuff me to a pole in the basement on Election Day 2020 so I don’t do anything to damage Our Country. Oh NO! The Poles are pro Trump! Not My President! I hope Adam Schiff can stomp out all dissident online voices before it is too late!
> 
> Let’s Make America Democratic Again!

This isn’t funny and fuck you for trivializing serious and ongoing threats to the very foundations of our democracy.

[https://www.voanews.com/a/russia-election-us-trump/4703628.html](https://www.voanews.com/a/russia-election-us-trump/4703628.html)

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8973 "2018-12-18T18:56:21Z")

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Well, yeah they are, there have been some alt-White uprisings in Warsaw after all.

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**Author:** ![WillFarnaby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/willfarnaby/32/514_2.png) [@WillFarnaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillFarnaby)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8974 "2018-12-18T18:57:14Z")

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> [@bobot](#):
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> He’s pretending to not understand why affirmative action exists. To me that’s disrespectful to the beneficiaries, and is close enough.

That’s the bar for labeling someone a racist. I guarantee you live in a Lilly white enclave. No doubt. I’d put money on it.

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**Author:** ![WillFarnaby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/willfarnaby/32/514_2.png) [@WillFarnaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillFarnaby)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8975 "2018-12-18T18:58:46Z")

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> [@Airbeck](#):
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> This isn’t funny and fuck you for trivializing serious and ongoing threats to the very foundations of our democracy.
> 
> [https://www.voanews.com/a/russia-election-us-trump/4703628.html](https://www.voanews.com/a/russia-election-us-trump/4703628.html)

The democracy is featherweight if knocked over by Russian memesters with shoestring budgets. Sorry.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8976 "2018-12-18T19:00:48Z")

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> [@CaptMurdock](#):
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> In [this post on the Wisconsin lame-duck Republicans thread,](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21381897&postcount=195) **pkbites** isn’t even trying to hide his partisan bias.

As opposed to the cool objectivity of every other post in Elections. 😃

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Airbeck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/airbeck/32/6574_2.png) [@Airbeck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airbeck)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8977 "2018-12-18T19:01:09Z")

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> [@WillFarnaby](#):
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> The democracy is featherweight if knocked over by Russian memesters with shoestring budgets. Sorry.

You aren’t sorry

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**Author:** ![WillFarnaby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/willfarnaby/32/514_2.png) [@WillFarnaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillFarnaby)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8978 "2018-12-18T19:01:18Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> Friend, _all_ “sovereign citizen” anti-government types are racists. They’re also especially anti-Semitic. Every one of their so-called theories goes right back to anti-Semitic nonsense.

Yeah Murray Rothbard was a supreme anti-Semite. You’ve uncovered the plot!!

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**Author:** ![WillFarnaby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/willfarnaby/32/514_2.png) [@WillFarnaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillFarnaby)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8979 "2018-12-18T19:02:24Z")

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> [@Airbeck](#):
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> You aren’t sorry

No I’m not. You are.

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**Author:** ![Airbeck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/airbeck/32/6574_2.png) [@Airbeck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airbeck)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8980 "2018-12-18T19:04:03Z")

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> [@WillFarnaby](#):
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> No I’m not. You are.

Wow what are you 6? Didn’t have any “your momma” jokes queued up?

Pathetic.

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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8981 "2018-12-18T19:05:46Z")

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WillFarnaby, I also think you are are racist arsehole.

Any idea in which “Lilly white enclave” (sic) I live?

Let me give you a hint: it’s not Baltimore, the city you claim to be from.

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**Author:** ![WillFarnaby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/willfarnaby/32/514_2.png) [@WillFarnaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillFarnaby)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8982 "2018-12-18T19:07:02Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Hell to the yes, he is. Try debating the Civil War with him and it comes out it all kinds of creepy ways.

You tried? I hadn’t noticed.

> [@zoid](#):
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> All he ever does is pine for “The Good Old Days”, you know, when the darkies knew their place.

Yes I pine for the good old days like when the US govt didn’t intervene abroad, didn’t tax or enslave everyone, and stayed out of our business. When was that? Oh, never.

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**Author:** ![WillFarnaby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/willfarnaby/32/514_2.png) [@WillFarnaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillFarnaby)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8983 "2018-12-18T19:08:36Z")

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> [@Airbeck](#):
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> Wow what are you 6? Didn’t have any “your momma” jokes queued up?
> 
> Pathetic.

Wow you are too stupid to notice it was actually a flip of the joke, placing it squarely at age 9 level. No wonder I’ve never noticed you.

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