# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 45
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2017, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/881 "2017-03-11T05:28:13Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Poser. Real shooters use hollowpoints. Or points, at least. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2017, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/882 "2017-03-11T07:31:56Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Or points, at least. _golfclap_ ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2017, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/883 "2017-03-11T13:01:43Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > Truth to tell, I shoot at the liberals because that’s that about all that’s left to do around here. As I mentioned in another post, the good writers are all gone. Fire away, Annie Oakley. With your aim, the only one trembling is whoever cleans your bathroom. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2017, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/884 "2017-03-11T13:19:01Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > Truth to tell, I shoot at the liberals because that’s that about all that’s left to do around here. As I mentioned in another post, the good writers are all gone. > [@Clothahump](#): > > Yep. Direct through-and-through shots do leave pockmarks behind the bodies. Pretty tough talk. About all that can be expected from a gutless coward hiding behind a keyboard. You’re a pathetic loser. Fuck off. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2017, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/885 "2017-03-11T16:12:25Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Fire away, Annie Oakley. With your aim, the only one trembling is whoever cleans your bathroom. He hasn’t hit one yet. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/886 "2017-03-12T01:32:48Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Explains why the wall are full of slugs. The wall? Try looking at Clotha’s own feet. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/887 "2017-03-12T01:41:03Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > The wall? Try looking at Clotha’s own feet. But you know, once he got used to the pain, the lead improved his kicks. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/888 "2017-03-12T01:50:16Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > Truth to tell, I shoot at the liberals because that’s that about all that’s left to do around here. As I mentioned in another post, the good writers are all gone. > > It’s kind of a message board way of sitting a death watch over an old friend. The SDMB used to be a helluva place. Now it’s on life support and circling the drain. Things change. Even message boards. This one at least hasn’t died like 99% of the others. You could always read through the archives if you’re feeling nostalgic. You could compare the past SDMB’s culture with important historical events, like the War in Iraq. Maybe that’s more your speed. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/889 "2017-03-12T01:55:16Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > … As I mentioned in another post, the good writers are all gone. > > … Well, at least you’re still here. We got that going for us. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/oShTJ90fC34/hqdefault.jpg "Rimshot") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34) ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/890 "2017-03-12T02:13:39Z")
[This poster](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=821342) has been here since 2003 and is suddenly “just asking questions” about Holocaust Denial. Why aren’t Jews sympathetic to the idea? :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/891 "2017-03-12T03:29:24Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > [This poster](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=821342) has been here since 2003 and is suddenly “just asking questions” about Holocaust Denial. Why aren’t Jews sympathetic to the idea? :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: He is also apparently [jealous of black men for allegedly getting more no-strings-attached sex without “kowtowing to women”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20059389&postcount=12). ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/892 "2017-03-12T03:40:49Z")
> [@Kimstu](#): > > He is also apparently [jealous of black men for allegedly getting more no-strings-attached sex without “kowtowing to women”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20059389&postcount=12). Well, _those people_ apparently can’t form [decent societies, either.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=816390) ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/893 "2017-03-13T02:11:51Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > It’s kind of a message board way of sitting a death watch over an old friend. The SDMB used to be a helluva place. Now it’s on life support and circling the drain. Mule muffins. When I first was lurking this board in late 1999 people were bemoaning how “all the good ones are gone” and how the quality of the posters had slipped since the UBB days (which were relatively short). On UBB they waily, waily, waily’d the loss of the AOL groups and the alt. USENET forums. In the early-2000’s I remember people crying about how Kant, Daniel Webster, and William F. Buckley themselves were hanging out in Great Debates, and Stephen Hawking was as busy as Shiva answering physics questions in General Questions. There are more trolls nowadays than there were, but overall this place is still so much better than 99% of the net. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/894 "2017-03-13T02:27:37Z")
Right. People have been claiming the board has been going precipitously downhill ever since I’ve been a member. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/895 "2017-03-13T02:29:28Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Right. People have been claiming the board has been going precipitously downhill ever since I’ve been a member. Now we know who’s fault it is! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/896 "2017-03-13T03:13:43Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Right. People have been claiming the board has been going precipitously downhill ever since I’ve been a member. Yes, we’ve noticed the complaining since you joined. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/897 "2017-03-13T03:23:57Z")
Hmph, you let one token Colibri in, and there goes the neighborhood! ---
**Author:** ![ckalli1998](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a3d4f5/32.png) [@ckalli1998](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ckalli1998)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/898 "2017-03-13T03:39:05Z")
The notion that I’m a troll is vile and vicious slander. I’ve routinely made factual assertions and statements in support of Trump, yes, and I have also been careful to back them up with links and cites to reliable sources. I’m not a troll at all, and these ad hominem attacks on anyone who supports Trump as a troll is getting tiresome. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/899 "2017-03-13T03:40:32Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > The notion that I’m a troll is vile and vicious slander. > > I’ve routinely made factual assertions and statements in support of Trump, yes, and I have also been careful to back them up with links and cites to reliable sources. I’m not a troll at all, and these ad hominem attacks on anyone who supports Trump as a troll is getting tiresome. But you are, in any event, a repeat plagiarist, right? Besides, it would be “libel”. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/900 "2017-03-13T03:43:28Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > The notion that I’m a troll is vile and vicious slander. > > I’ve routinely made factual assertions and statements in support of Trump, yes, and I have also been careful to back them up with links and cites to reliable sources. I’m not a troll at all, and these ad hominem attacks on anyone who supports Trump as a troll is getting tiresome. If you don’t like it, then _stop fucking posting in the Pit_, dimwit. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=44) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=46)