# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 450
**Author:** ![WillFarnaby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/willfarnaby/32/514_2.png) [@WillFarnaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillFarnaby)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8984 "2018-12-18T19:09:45Z")
> [@scudsucker](#): > > WillFarnaby, I also think you are are racist arsehole. > > Any idea in which “Lilly white enclave” (sic) I live? > > Let me give you a hint: it’s not Baltimore, the city you claim to be from. Lol. Yes I’m lying about my location to throw the black helicopters off, you idiot. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8985 "2018-12-18T19:10:24Z")
I would bet you shitloads of money but I don’t want you knowing where I live, and I don’t respond to you anymore, anyway. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Airbeck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/airbeck/32/6574_2.png) [@Airbeck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airbeck)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8986 "2018-12-18T19:14:57Z")
> [@WillFarnaby](#): > > Wow you are too stupid to notice it was actually a flip of the joke. No wonder I’ve never noticed you. I wasn’t joking. I was calling you out for lying about being sorry. You aren’t sorry, you are gleeful about our elections being attacked because it helps your cause. You _are_ a sorry excuse for a patriotic citizen, but you aren’t sorry about it. You, on the other hand, were being an idiot thinking he was being clever. Like I said. Pathetic. Or should I say, sad. ---
**Author:** ![WillFarnaby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/willfarnaby/32/514_2.png) [@WillFarnaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillFarnaby)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8987 "2018-12-18T19:18:13Z")
> [@Airbeck](#): > > I wasn’t joking. I was calling you out for lying about being sorry. You aren’t sorry, you are gleeful about our elections being attacked because it helps your cause. You _are_ a sorry excuse for a patriotic citizen, but you aren’t sorry about it. > > You, on the other hand, were being an idiot thinking he was being clever. Like I said. Pathetic. Or should I say, sad. You should say “Doctor, I’m suffering severe delusions, proceed with the lobotomy”. Actually just print out your prior posts and give them to the nearest healthcare provider. ---
**Author:** ![WillFarnaby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/willfarnaby/32/514_2.png) [@WillFarnaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillFarnaby)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8988 "2018-12-18T19:20:31Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > I would bet you shitloads of money but I don’t want you knowing where I live, and I don’t respond to you anymore, anyway. :smack: That’s right. I’m a racist who denies race. Lilly-whites from Lilly-White land cant parlay with folks like that. ---
**Author:** ![Airbeck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/airbeck/32/6574_2.png) [@Airbeck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airbeck)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8989 "2018-12-18T19:20:37Z")
> [@WillFarnaby](#): > > You should say “Doctor, I’m suffering severe delusions, proceed with the lobotomy”. > > Actually just print out your prior posts and give them to the nearest healthcare provider. _crickets chirping_ Yeah, don’t quit your day job Richard Pryor :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8990 "2018-12-18T19:22:22Z")
dnftt ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8991 "2018-12-18T19:23:22Z")
Without making judgment on Will’s behavior elsewhere on the site, he is certainly trolling here. We could deal with him appropriately. ---
**Author:** ![WillFarnaby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/willfarnaby/32/514_2.png) [@WillFarnaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillFarnaby)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8992 "2018-12-18T19:25:24Z")
> [@Airbeck](#): > > _crickets chirping_ > > Yeah, don’t quit your day job Richard Pryor :rolleyes: Shouldn’t you be preparing for Red Dawn? Focus. ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8993 "2018-12-18T19:26:46Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > Without making judgment on Will’s behavior elsewhere on the site, he is certainly trolling here. We could deal with him appropriately. How about mentioning him in the Trolls R Us thread? ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8994 "2018-12-18T19:28:51Z")
That’ll work. But only in the Omnibus thread, otherwise no-one would know. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8995 "2018-12-18T19:34:21Z")
Always amusing to see WillF try (and fail) repeatedly and reading minds. And more so, doing so with such confidence and certainty. If you’re going to be a pathetic fake psychic, you might as well go all out and do it with absolute confidence. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8996 "2018-12-18T20:25:13Z")
> [@WillFarnaby](#): > > Lol. Yes I’m lying about my location to throw the black helicopters off, you idiot. I laughed. Can’t tell whether you’re sincere or joking, but that was funny. ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8997 "2018-12-18T21:12:00Z")
Jeez, who let the asshole in? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2018, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8998 "2018-12-18T21:20:48Z")
> [@WillFarnaby](#): > > Lol. Yes I’m lying about my location to throw the black helicopters off, you idiot. You’re not fooling them in the least, they’re tracking the implanted chip. ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/8999 "2018-12-19T02:33:52Z")
> [@Emiliana](#): > > Jeez, who let the asshole in? He just walked in when I let the cat out. So if you have to blame anyone, blame the cat. It peed in his drink though, so I guess it’s a wash. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9000 "2018-12-19T02:41:43Z")
> [@WillFarnaby](#): > > No, you’re definitely into something. If I were you I’d check under the bed to make sure there are no Russians under there. > > Most people think they are in the closets, but that’s exactly what Putin wants you to think! I was reading a story on the election meddling and saw one of those memes they put out last election. I feel like I am already under his control so I’ve asked my wife to handcuff me to a pole in the basement on Election Day 2020 so I don’t do anything to damage Our Country. You are - you’re just too stupid to realize it you poor pawn. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9001 "2018-12-19T05:53:37Z")
I actually think that **WillFarnaby** is legit, BTW. I think Trump just broke him. While he pissed me off at times, he used to make sense. Now he’s been radicalized. And that punctuation mistake is just weird. I know for sure that it’s common in Russian trolls, because I will see them on anti-Trump articles making pro-Trump posts, but having obvious troubles speaking English, while often seeming to just respond to keywords in an article rather than understand it. Still, if this guy makes sense most of the time, then he’s probably fine. Maybe he reads too many Russian troll posts, or has some weird mobile keyboard that it seems the Russian trolls also have. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9002 "2018-12-19T07:09:22Z")
He’s sincerely disturbed or a troll. Hey, why not both? ---
**Author:** ![WillFarnaby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/willfarnaby/32/514_2.png) [@WillFarnaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillFarnaby)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2018, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9003 "2018-12-19T14:36:04Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > You are - you’re just too stupid to realize it you poor pawn. Ok. Maybe the Democrats will come up with a plan to immediately intern anyone who has witnessed a Russian meme. It is clear that anyone who does so is unwittingly enlisted with Putin and takes to the internet to carry out his Final Plan. I’m hearing he will tax everyone, appoint experienced torturers to head intelligence agencies, imprison more people than any major nation, ally with religious fundamentalists to starve Yemen, and start wars in foreign lands. We cannot let the Russians steal the election again or else we will be subjected to such horrors. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=449) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=451)