# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 452
**Author:** ![mikecurtis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikecurtis/32/3284_2.png) [@mikecurtis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikecurtis)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2018, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9024 "2018-12-25T04:52:58Z")
[Scarlett’s Bazongas](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) signed up yesterday, quietly made 13 posts and was banned without fanfare. . .I’m guessing our NJ friend. mc ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2018, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9025 "2018-12-25T04:59:14Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Asahi seems to have gone well and truly round the bend. > > [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=867721](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=867721) He’s so far around it, he can’t even see it from where he’s standing. I’m giving some serious thought to putting him on my Ignore list, because he is barking mad. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2018, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9026 "2018-12-25T14:20:18Z")
Let’s all give a warm welcome to **UCBearcats** for his brave stance condemning the $500 million judgement against North Korea for its torture and (apparent) homicide of Otto Warmbier. [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=867773](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=867773) In all fairness, he vehemently denies being a troll. He just, I guess, had no earthly idea that his position might be at all controversial. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2018, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9027 "2018-12-25T15:02:43Z")
I’m beginning to think that the percentage of sociopaths in the human population is a lot higher than previously estimated. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9028 "2018-12-26T05:53:32Z")
**UCB** has been around, and annoying, for a while. I used to wonder if he was New Jersey boy. ---
**Author:** ![UCBearcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/77aa72/32.png) [@UCBearcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UCBearcats)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9029 "2018-12-26T05:57:25Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > **UCB** has been around, and annoying, for a while. I used to wonder if he was New Jersey boy. Not from NJ. ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9030 "2018-12-26T22:23:12Z")
What’s the reference to New Jersey? In that Warmbier thread, someone made a reference to having proven UCB a liar. Any links? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9031 "2018-12-26T22:27:18Z")
> [@Acsenray](#): > > What’s the reference to New Jersey? I’m guessing that multiple socketeer **ckalli**. ---
**Author:** ![UCBearcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/77aa72/32.png) [@UCBearcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UCBearcats)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9032 "2018-12-26T22:40:04Z")
> [@Acsenray](#): > > What’s the reference to New Jersey? > > In that Warmbier thread, someone made a reference to having proven UCB a liar. Any links? That was Monty. Not sure what he is talking about. ---
**Author:** ![mikecurtis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikecurtis/32/3284_2.png) [@mikecurtis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikecurtis)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2018, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9033 "2018-12-26T22:48:21Z")
There is a young man(?) with ties to Rutgers who keeps reincarnating himself, or so the theory goes. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2018, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9034 "2018-12-29T03:26:21Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Asahi seems to have gone well and truly round the bend. > > [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=867721](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=867721) > [@Morgyn](#): > > He’s so far around it, he can’t even see it from where he’s standing. I’m giving some serious thought to putting him on my Ignore list, because he is barking mad. Or [trolling](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=21401182#post21401182). ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2018, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9035 "2018-12-29T05:48:05Z")
I didn’t think there was much question about that anymore. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2018, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9036 "2018-12-29T14:04:01Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Jokes on you. I’m not even Canadian. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2018, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9037 "2018-12-29T14:14:13Z")
> [@Morgyn](#): > > He’s so far around it, he can’t even see it from where he’s standing. I’m giving some serious thought to putting him on my Ignore list, because he is barking mad. I did that long ago, because his pessimism just angers me. But no one is falling for it, and I do wonder if he’s just mentally ill, so I figure the best thing to do is to just ignore him. It doesn’t really matter to me whether he is trolling, actually believes his stuff, or both. ---
**Author:** ![JB99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/439d5e/32.png) [@JB99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JB99)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2019, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9038 "2019-01-03T16:52:10Z")
Is Ultra Vires a troll or just an idiot? I honestly can’t tell. I mean, even if someone literally jumped in a time machine from the 1950’s, one would expect that they would be capable of absorbing new thoughts and ideas. Like what common words mean in modern context. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2019, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9039 "2019-01-03T17:03:03Z")
An idiot who posts in a manner deliberately designed to attract negative attention is also a troll. ---
**Author:** ![Lamoral](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lamoral/32/16078_2.png) [@Lamoral](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamoral)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2019, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9040 "2019-01-03T21:29:29Z")
> [@mikecurtis](#): > > There is a young man(?) with ties to Rutgers who keeps reincarnating himself, or so the theory goes. This is like a Paul Simon line. ---
**Author:** ![mikecurtis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikecurtis/32/3284_2.png) [@mikecurtis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikecurtis)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2019, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9041 "2019-01-03T22:47:24Z")
Hello Straightdope, my old friend I’ve come to post on you again Just a sock puppet softly creeping past the mods whilst they a was sleeping Cause the drivel that fills up inside my brain Cant remain Must post the words of ign’ance ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 3, 2019, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9042 "2019-01-03T22:58:14Z")
> [@mikecurtis](#): > > Hello Straightdope, my old friend > I’ve come to post on you again > Just a sock puppet softly creeping > past the mods whilst they a was sleeping > Cause the drivel that fills up inside my brain > Cant remain > Must post the words of ign’ance Oh, thanks. I now have a trolling earworm.😉 ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2019, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9043 "2019-01-04T00:40:37Z")
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