# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9169 "2019-01-18T11:56:59Z")

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Boy, [Asslicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) didn’t last long.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9170 "2019-01-18T12:19:50Z")

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It’s pronounced _Ah Slicker_.

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**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9171 "2019-01-18T13:00:23Z")

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Huh. Now we’ll never know what Ah Slicker wanted to post about.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9172 "2019-01-18T13:09:59Z")

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> [@Emiliana](#):
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> Huh. Now we’ll never know what Ah Slicker wanted to post about.

i think he just wanted to do some kissing up.

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9173 "2019-01-18T14:41:59Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> Because real free speech is counterproductive to those who promote far left ideology.

And what would you like to do to prevent those promoting far left ideology from criticizing speech that they don’t like?

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9174 "2019-01-18T14:51:23Z")

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One would think that people promoting ideas which are considered “far” from societal norms… Left or Right… would appreciate free speech protections so they can continue to press upon those norms, but what the fuck do I know?

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**Author:** ![WillFarnaby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/willfarnaby/32/514_2.png) [@WillFarnaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillFarnaby)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9175 "2019-01-18T14:58:10Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> There also is very little [far left](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Far-left_politics) ideology expressed on this board.

Even less far right.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9176 "2019-01-18T15:39:07Z")

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> [@WillFarnaby](#):
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> Even less far right.

I disagree. We see far more far right members than far left. Admittedly many of the far right ones flame out more quickly after they discover that the world outside their bubble is less accepting of argument-by-assertion but there seems to be an endless supply of them.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9177 "2019-01-18T15:41:11Z")

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I will say, I had no idea how dumb HD was until he argued that you can negotiate binding agreements with non-appointed and unauthorized entities, and that the appointments clause in the US Constitution really doesn’t say the President has to appoint someone for you to negotiate with the Executive Branch.

I want a lower cell phone bill. Anyone here want to negotiate with me, so I can take it to Sprint and start paying less?

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**Author:** ![WillFarnaby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/willfarnaby/32/514_2.png) [@WillFarnaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillFarnaby)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9178 "2019-01-18T16:44:01Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> I disagree. We see far more far right members than far left. Admittedly many of the far right ones flame out more quickly after they discover that the world outside their bubble is less accepting of argument-by-assertion but there seems to be an endless supply of them.

Depends on your definition of far right I guess.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9179 "2019-01-18T16:45:31Z")

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> [@WillFarnaby](#):
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> Depends on your definition of far right I guess.

And _your_ definition of far left.

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**Author:** ![Reindeer\_Flotilla](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reindeer_flotilla/32/3024_2.png) [@Reindeer\_Flotilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reindeer_Flotilla)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2019, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9180 "2019-01-18T21:15:36Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> You linked to a post by **Ancient Erudite** (moron), not \*\*AnthonyElite \*\*(now banned).

Thanks **running coach** and everyone, it took me WAY longer than I’d like to admit to figure that out. :smack:

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2019, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9181 "2019-01-20T03:10:39Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> Quoted for posterity.
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> Also… say, wha’?

Looks like **Monty** had 37 tabs open at the time and he accidentally typed that post into the tab that this thread was in instead of putting it into the **Clusterfuck in the Making** thread.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2019, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9182 "2019-01-20T03:22:35Z")

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Only 37?

Noob.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2019, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9183 "2019-01-20T07:05:03Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> Looks like **Monty** had 37 tabs open at the time and he accidentally typed that post into the tab that this thread was in instead of putting it into the **Clusterfuck in the Making** thread.

Drat. That’s what happened.

> [@JohnT](#):
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> Only 37?
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> Noob.

🆒

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2019, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9184 "2019-01-21T13:25:02Z")

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Unlike parents who didn’t realize that ChemE is a kind of engineering, [Littleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=21442955#post21442955) definitely doesn’t worry about being seen as a sexist pig. With apologies to pigs. He also conflates one of Spain’s public universities with the Ministry of Education and keeps twisting the same numbers (which are not the ones I was talking about damnit) ten different ways.

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**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2019, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9185 "2019-01-21T14:03:23Z")

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> [@Nava](#):
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> Unlike parents who didn’t realize that ChemE is a kind of engineering, [Littleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=21442955#post21442955) definitely doesn’t worry about being seen as a sexist pig. With apologies to pigs.

To be fair, I don’t know enough about the zoology of swine to know whether the pigs deserve an apology. Maybe they are as sexist as Littleman.

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**Author:** ![Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/budget_player_cadet/32/205_2.png) [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Budget_Player_Cadet)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2019, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9186 "2019-01-21T14:13:38Z")

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Am I missing some context here? What he’s writing makes pretty good sense.

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2019, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9187 "2019-01-21T17:00:05Z")

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I’ve said several times that I was talking about

recent specific majors’ specific incoming-student rates. Very recent, in fact. This year’s.  
He keeps saying that my info is wrong because his info from years prior, which is aggregated, which only includes some schools, which sometimes is about enrollment and sometimes about employment and sometimes from UNED and sometimes from the ministry of education (lack of caps his) is different.

But yeah, he’s totally in good faith. And btw now that I have you here:

KISS MARIE CURIE’S AND MY GRANDMOTHER’S ASSES, YOU ASSHOLE. Oh, and that of Great-Aunt Rosa. And the women who worked for NASA and its predecessors, and who got lesser jobs than the men despite being more qualified. And so, so, so many others. Oh, and Lady Lovelace’s, too.

My grandmother and her classmates were told multiple times that all those numbers would dry their uteruses; that’s probably why Abuelita only had five kids (her sixth pregnancy ended up in a spontaneous abortion; after discovering she’d had five previous succesful ones, the of-course-male gynecologist proposed following Mother Nature’s proposal and Abuelita agreed). Nowadays her major of Business Administration is majorly female in enrollment and graduation, not so much in employment, but yeah, of course, any woman who likes numbers has a hormonal problem.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2019, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9188 "2019-01-21T17:42:18Z")

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> [@Nava](#):
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> … And the women who worked for NASA …

[Margaret Hamilton](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Margaret_Hamilton_%28scientist%29), who got us to the moon.  
And, of course, [Rosalind Franklin](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosalind_Franklin#DNA_structure), whose unacknowledged work was crucial to the success of Watson & Crick.

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