# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 46
**Author:** ![ckalli1998](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a3d4f5/32.png) [@ckalli1998](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ckalli1998)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/901 "2017-03-13T03:44:35Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > If you don’t like it, then _stop fucking posting in the Pit_, dimwit. I’m not an ultra-sensitive two-year-old, I can deal with insults being thrown my way by parochial troglodytes such as yourself. You can call me a troll all you want, doesn’t make it true, fucktard.🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/902 "2017-03-13T03:48:40Z")
I think ckalli1998 has me on ignore because it was too obvious that I wasn’t going to even try to pretend to take him seriously. What a crybaby. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/903 "2017-03-13T03:50:08Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > I’m not an ultra-sensitive two-year-old, I can deal with insults being thrown my way by parochial troglodytes such as yourself. You can call me a troll all you want, doesn’t make it true, fucktard.🆒 Troll troll troll troll troll.😃 ---
**Author:** ![ckalli1998](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a3d4f5/32.png) [@ckalli1998](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ckalli1998)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/904 "2017-03-13T03:53:14Z")
I don’t have you on ignore; in fact I don’t even know how to put users on ignore. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/905 "2017-03-13T03:54:13Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > I don’t have you on ignore; in fact I don’t even know how to put users on ignore. OK, so you’re stupid too. Noted. ---
**Author:** ![ckalli1998](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a3d4f5/32.png) [@ckalli1998](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ckalli1998)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/906 "2017-03-13T03:55:28Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Troll troll troll troll troll.😃 Two people can play at the insult game, brah. You, sir, are a no-good two-faced sewer-dwelling bottom-feeding devil-worshiping Christian-hating abortion-loving drug-using baby-killing turkey-spitting dickhead who wouldn’t know his cock from his cerebellum. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/907 "2017-03-13T03:55:34Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > I’m not an ultra-sensitive two-year-old, I can deal with insults being thrown my way by parochial troglodytes such as yourself. You can call me a troll all you want, doesn’t make it true, fucktard.🆒 The fact you came in here with a list of Trump/GOP talking points without the slightest interest in fact-checking before spewing them out says you’re a troll. Did you really get through the whole election cycle without the slightest hint that he might have been just a tad dishonest? The fact he often made proposals that were clearly unconstitutional didn’t give you pause? Why did someone so lacking in intellectual curiosity go to college anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/908 "2017-03-13T04:00:53Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > Two people can play at the insult game, brah. Troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll. ---
**Author:** ![ckalli1998](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a3d4f5/32.png) [@ckalli1998](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ckalli1998)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/909 "2017-03-13T04:04:33Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll troll. Lol, you can’t even come up with some more insults? Da fuk. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/910 "2017-03-13T04:45:02Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > Lol, you can’t even come up with some more insults? Da fuk. You’re not worth the effort to think them up. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/911 "2017-03-13T04:58:59Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > Two people can play at the insult game, brah. > > You, sir, are a no-good two-faced sewer-dwelling bottom-feeding so? > [@](#): > > devil-worshiping Christian-hating abortion-loving drug-using Are these suppose to be insults somehow? > [@](#): > > baby-killing cite? > [@](#): > > turkey-spitting dickhead What does this even mean? > [@](#): > > who wouldn’t know his cock from his cerebellum. He might not, but he certainly knows more than you based off what I know of the two of you. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/912 "2017-03-13T05:04:26Z")
That’s a moderately impressive string of insults ckalli posted. Where do you suppose he copy/pasted them from? ---
**Author:** ![ckalli1998](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a3d4f5/32.png) [@ckalli1998](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ckalli1998)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/913 "2017-03-13T05:10:52Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > That’s a moderately impressive string of insults ckalli posted. Where do you suppose he copy/pasted them from? Nowhere. They came from me, you parochial, beer-guzzling spit-slurping clod. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/914 "2017-03-13T05:25:40Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > Nowhere. They came from me, you parochial, beer-guzzling spit-slurping clod. Went back for seconds, I see. ---
**Author:** ![ckalli1998](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a3d4f5/32.png) [@ckalli1998](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ckalli1998)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/915 "2017-03-13T05:29:07Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Went back for seconds, I see. I’m good at doing this off the fly, which apparently escapes your comprehension, you senile, biscuit-eating Satan-loving cat-molesting animal-abusing urine-imbibing hooligan. ;):p:p:p:p:p:p:cool::p:p:p:p:p:p;) ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/916 "2017-03-13T05:36:55Z")
Careful. Too many dips from the same well could invite a copyright lawsuit. ---
**Author:** ![StrangeBird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e480ec/32.png) [@StrangeBird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StrangeBird)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/917 "2017-03-13T05:44:05Z")
Wait, what’s wrong with eating biscuits? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![ckalli1998](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a3d4f5/32.png) [@ckalli1998](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ckalli1998)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/918 "2017-03-13T05:47:23Z")
> [@StrangeBird](#): > > Wait, what’s wrong with eating biscuits? 😕 They’re a sign of conspicuous consumption ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/919 "2017-03-13T05:51:26Z")
> [@StrangeBird](#): > > Wait, what’s wrong with eating biscuits? 😕 Nothing. ckalli just plagiarized the idea of using it as a pejorative from the [1939 short story](http://strideaway.com/the-biscuit-eater/) by James H. Street. ---
**Author:** ![ckalli1998](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a3d4f5/32.png) [@ckalli1998](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ckalli1998)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/920 "2017-03-13T05:54:21Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Nothing. ckalli just plagiarized the idea of using it as a pejorative from the [1939 short story](http://strideaway.com/the-biscuit-eater/) by James H. Street. No, I didn’t, I’ve heard of it as an insult for years. Nice try tho [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=45) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=47)