# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9249 "2019-02-02T03:53:50Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> The username is a footwear site.

It’s a shoe without a sock?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9250 "2019-02-02T03:58:09Z")

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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> It’s a shoe without a sock?

Mostly sandals. Never socks with sandals.

Unless you’re a tourist.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9251 "2019-02-02T04:00:18Z")

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Man, I feel like a dumbass. Could someone PM me what you’re seeing?

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**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9252 "2019-02-02T04:05:16Z")

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Sent

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9253 "2019-02-02T04:18:29Z")

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Got it–thanks, all!

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9254 "2019-02-02T04:40:36Z")

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Why the secrecy? The most common words are obvious in those posts. You guys put a lot of effort into sleuthing.

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**Author:** ![Mona\_Lott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee7513/32.png) [@Mona\_Lott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mona_Lott)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9255 "2019-02-02T04:48:14Z")

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I’m as clueless as **Left Hand of Dorkness** was.

Please PM me, also.

Thank you.

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9256 "2019-02-02T04:51:59Z")

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Gah! Aliens and Dem’s would be my guess after 30 secs of reading.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9257 "2019-02-02T05:09:03Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Mostly sandals. Never socks with sandals.
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> Unless you’re a tourist.

Or retired.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9258 "2019-02-02T05:16:39Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> Why the secrecy?.

Why the potty mouth?.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9259 "2019-02-02T05:18:03Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> Why the potty mouth?.

He said “G\*h”?

> [@octopus](#):
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> G\*h! Aliens and Dem’s would be my guess after 30 secs of reading.

[my bowdlerization of shocking language]

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9260 "2019-02-02T05:19:50Z")

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> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#):
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> Why the potty mouth?.

C’mon Drunky! Try for at least a tiny bit of relevance. You are making me sad. Oh, I’m in a few other threads down in the Pit don’t forget to search and use your macro in those as well. And maybe include some urban dictionary links?

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9261 "2019-02-02T05:22:28Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> C’mon Drunky! Try for at least a tiny bit of relevance.

I can’t disagree.

I think this may be the third time I have been unable to disagree with you this week. Should I be concerned?

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9262 "2019-02-02T05:23:43Z")

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> [@Riemann](#):
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> I can’t disagree.
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> I think this may be the third time I have been unable to disagree with you this week. Should I be concerned?

Well, it’s a ratio right? As long as it’s 10:1 you should be fine.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9263 "2019-02-02T06:44:00Z")

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> Mostly sandals. Never socks with sandals.
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> Unless you’re a tourist.

> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Or retired.

Or in my own damned apartment and want warm feet, but have to worry about stepping on cat toys and stray litter. Plus they’re a lot softer to walk on than bare socked feet.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9264 "2019-02-02T09:41:46Z")

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You are supposed to make sure (most of) the litter stays in the litter box.

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**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9265 "2019-02-02T12:45:24Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> You are supposed to make sure (most of) the litter stays in the litter box.

My cat’s single goal in life, pursued with all the passion of her little being, is to spread her litter far and wide.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9266 "2019-02-02T17:14:06Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> First and only post (in **Clusterfuck** ):
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> I smell a troll in the wings.

[Oh yeah: OTIO](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=870038).

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9267 "2019-02-04T02:23:59Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> If that’s not enough evidence to convict, you may notice some similarities here, also.  
> [Ancient](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21404835&postcount=22) [Erudite](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21437559&postcount=45) = [Silver](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21115177&postcount=26) [Lining](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21130329&postcount=51) ???

The other thing they “both” have in common: They not only spout the same bullshit in exactly the same way, but “both” are now banned, together, almost as if they were one and the same trolling wingnut.

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**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\
**Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9268 "2019-02-04T02:26:01Z")

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Some fine detective work there, Beep.

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