# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 468
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9349 "2019-02-20T14:51:11Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Benback as [“Benjarmyn”.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) Not even trying. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9350 "2019-02-20T15:04:27Z")
. . . and he’s gone. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9351 "2019-02-20T17:41:28Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Benback as [“Benjarmyn”.](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) > [@kayaker](#): > > Not even trying. ☹ > [@kayaker](#): > > . . . and he’s gone. Investigation suggests the similarity of names is coincidental, and the poster and posts have been restored. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9352 "2019-02-20T17:50:14Z")
That’s one hell of a coincidence. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9353 "2019-02-20T18:09:11Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > That’s one hell of a coincidence. If you have better information than we do, please let us know. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9354 "2019-02-20T18:18:18Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > If you have better information than we do, please let us know. I’m not saying it isn’t a coincidence-I believe you guys when you say you investigated. I’m just saying that, as coincidences go, this one rates pretty high. ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9355 "2019-02-20T18:35:43Z")
As a wise woman once said in a sitcom “There are no big coincidences or little coincidences. There are only coincidences.” [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/2d4wPaBNryA/maxresdefault.jpg "Seinfeld Coincidences") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2d4wPaBNryA) ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9356 "2019-02-20T18:40:11Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > I’m not saying it isn’t a coincidence-I believe you guys when you say you investigated. I’m just saying that, as coincidences go, this one rates pretty high. I posted in the ATMB thread that even if it wasn’t the original poster’s sock, it could be someone else’s who’s just trying to play a dumb joke by making a new username very similar to a recently banned troll. Not a huge deal, but that seems a lot more likely than that someone just so happened to sign up with a near-identical name to a troll banned a matter of hours before. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9357 "2019-02-20T19:05:51Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > I posted in the ATMB thread that even if it wasn’t the original poster’s sock, it could be someone else’s who’s just trying to play a dumb joke by making a new username very similar to a recently banned troll. Not a huge deal, but that seems a lot more likely than that someone just so happened to sign up with a near-identical name to a troll banned a matter of hours before. Like I said in ATMB, if you think you have better information than we do, please send it to us. Otherwise you are attacking an innocent poster unjustly. ---
**Author:** ![GreysonCarlisle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a87d85/32.png) [@GreysonCarlisle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreysonCarlisle)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9358 "2019-02-20T19:25:58Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Like I said in ATMB, if you think you have better information than we do, please send it to us. Otherwise you are attacking an innocent poster unjustly. He said in a thread that is specifically for attacking potentially innocent posters, particularly the new ones, unjustly. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9359 "2019-02-20T20:08:22Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Like I said in ATMB, if you think you have better information than we do, please send it to us. Otherwise you are attacking an innocent poster unjustly. It’s pretty normal for people to call people trolls or socks here when the mods disagree. You guys are still asking for more info, so clearly whatever investigation you did wasn’t 100% foolproof. I personally find it too coincidental myself, and thus will remain suspicious until I see more how this poster acts. And then I may decide they definitely aren’t a sock, or that they are a sock even though I can’t prove it. I can’t prove **Dacien** is a sock, either. But I still think he is. I always do of “long time lurkers” who come in and stir up shit. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2019, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9360 "2019-02-21T15:37:26Z")
> [@mrdibble](#): > > i predict fresh troll **pithily effusive** (what a shit try-hard name, by the way) is [not long for the board](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21497676&postcount=44). _до свидание_ ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2019, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9361 "2019-02-21T16:38:44Z")
I guess _ **THEY** _ finally _GOT_ him! [eek](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=21497714&postcount=30)! ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2019, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9362 "2019-02-21T16:42:20Z")
He’ll return as **Constipatedly Diarrheal**. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2019, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9363 "2019-02-21T16:54:20Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Like I said in ATMB, if you think you have better information than we do, please send it to us. Otherwise you are attacking an innocent poster unjustly. Let’s not get all hypocritical now. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2019, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9364 "2019-02-21T17:00:15Z")
Well, if anyone would know hypocrisy in the Pit… ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2019, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9365 "2019-02-21T17:09:56Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Let’s not get all hypocritical now. Eat shit, asshole. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2019, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9366 "2019-02-21T17:18:33Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Eat shit, asshole. You never fail to not disappoint! 🙂 It’s too early in the day to write. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2019, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9367 "2019-02-21T17:30:33Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > You never fail to not disappoint! 🙂 > > It’s too early in the day to write. Eat shit, asshole. ---
**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2019, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/9368 "2019-02-21T17:44:42Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Eat shit, asshole. Your pit posting/other forum posting ratio is getting skewed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=467) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489.md?page=469)