# Omnibus Trolls R Us Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 23, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489 "2016-05-23T21:38:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 47
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/921 "2017-03-13T06:19:31Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > Nowhere. They came from me, you parochial, beer-guzzling spit-slurping clod. [Ahem (bolding added for emphasis)](https://newrepublic.com/minutes/140364/trump-vs-australia): > [@](#): > > Trump vs. Australia.In “Bart vs. Australia,” one of The Simpsons’ best episodes, Bart starts a diplomatic crisis with Australia after prank-calling a gullible Australian boy and racking up 900 dollary doos in long-distance charges. Most of the jokes are about how Australians are **parochial, beer-guzzling** , boot-loving simpletons, but the episode’s big joke is the very idea of a diplomatic crisis between the United States and Australia. ---
**Author:** ![Nawth\_Chucka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c57346/32.png) [@Nawth\_Chucka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nawth_Chucka)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/922 "2017-03-13T06:55:44Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > The notion that I’m a troll is vile and vicious slander. > > I’ve routinely made factual assertions and statements in support of Trump, yes, and I have also been careful to back them up with links and cites to reliable sources. I’m not a troll at all, and these ad hominem attacks on anyone who supports Trump as a troll is getting tiresome. And your repeated plagiarism in your assertions and other horseshit on behalf of your Russian Puppet-in-chief, how do you justify that? Is it that Trump is getting away w/ being an amoral piece of chicken shit so you have to get yourself a taste of that consequence-free action? ---
**Author:** ![ckalli1998](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a3d4f5/32.png) [@ckalli1998](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ckalli1998)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/923 "2017-03-13T07:02:30Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > [Ahem (bolding added for emphasis)](https://newrepublic.com/minutes/140364/trump-vs-australia): I didn’t get my insults from that shit either. “Beer-guzzling” is a common insult I’ve used when debating foolish Reddit users, and "parochial"means small-minded, I remembered that word from an English quiz I took as a high school senior, and decided to add that right in. I haven’t plagiarized shit insulting you. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/924 "2017-03-13T09:16:25Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > I didn’t get my insults from that shit either. “Beer-guzzling” is a common insult I’ve used when debating foolish Reddit users, and "parochial"means small-minded, I remembered that word from an English quiz I took as a high school senior, and decided to add that right in. I haven’t plagiarized shit insulting you. Wow. You really are a snowflake. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/925 "2017-03-13T09:27:07Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > No, I didn’t, I’ve heard of it as an insult for years. Nice try tho You lack any credibility to make any claim on any topic. It’s firmly established that you are a plagiarist, it seems virtually certain that you post here primarily if not solely to generate a negative response i.e. you are a troll, and if by some chance you happen to actually believe any of the drivel that you have plagiarized about Trump, then you are a buffoon. So… plagiarist, troll, buffoon. There simply is no incentive or requirement to describe you in any other terms, and any one of them, let alone in combination, means you deserve nothing more than mockery and scorn for the duration of your stay. You may as well join the simmering Holocaust denial thread in GD. It’s not like your reputation will (or can) suffer. ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/926 "2017-03-13T10:03:04Z")
Well, **ckalli1998** officially went off the deep end between 10:44 and 10:55 p.m. Central Daylight Time on Sunday, March 12, 2017. Bless your heart, honey, but it’s just not smart to fling insulting names at a moderator. ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/927 "2017-03-13T10:07:02Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > I’m not an ultra-sensitive two-year-old, I can deal with insults being thrown my way by parochial troglodytes such as yourself. You can call me a troll all you want, doesn’t make it true, fucktard.🆒 I don’t know if you’re a troll, but you’re a plagiarizing gutless coward without the courage to take responsibility for yourself. And how you can you look an American serviceman or servicewoman in the eye and explain that you think they should go into harm’s way without being willing to do so yourself? Doesn’t that make you ashamed? If you were truly a patriot, it would. ---
**Author:** ![BigAppleBucky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigapplebucky/32/178_2.png) [@BigAppleBucky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigAppleBucky)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/928 "2017-03-13T12:20:09Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > The notion that I’m a troll is vile and vicious slander. > > I’ve routinely made factual assertions and statements in support of Trump, yes, and I have also been careful to back them up with links and cites to reliable sources. I’m not a troll at all, and these ad hominem attacks on anyone who supports Trump as a troll is getting tiresome. Over 60 posts PER DAY, and you’re not a troll? Do you get paid by the post? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/929 "2017-03-13T12:30:17Z")
> [@BigAppleBucky](#): > > Over 60 posts PER DAY, and you’re not a troll? > > Do you get paid by the post? Not by Trump. Trump doesn’t pay small people. I think he’s using one of those random insult generators. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/930 "2017-03-13T12:56:18Z")
> [@BigAppleBucky](#): > > Over 60 posts PER DAY, and you’re not a troll? > > Do you get paid by the post? It’s this kind of herculean effort and selfless spirit of volunteerism that’s going to Make America Great Again. ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/931 "2017-03-13T13:19:10Z")
> [@snfaulkner](#): > > What does this [turkey-spitting dickhead] even mean? He’s accusing you of cooking turkeys in a rotisserie. He must be a chicken man. I wonder if Republican roosters skulk around the barnyard going “cuck cuck cuck.” ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/932 "2017-03-13T13:32:14Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > I’m not an ultra-sensitive two-year-old, I can deal with insults being thrown my way {…} Really? > [@ckalli1998](#): > > The notion that I’m a troll is vile and vicious slander. {…} :dubious: CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/933 "2017-03-13T15:55:28Z")
> [@BigAppleBucky](#): > > Over 60 posts PER DAY, and you’re not a troll? Good point. I withdraw any qualifiers I put on my earlier use of “troll”. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/934 "2017-03-13T16:19:17Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > The notion that I’m a troll is vile and vicious slander. [Peter Parker] “Spider-Man wasn’t trying to attack the city, he was trying to save it. That’s slander.”[/Peter Parker] [J. Jonah Jameson] “It is not. I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print, it’s libel.” [/J. Jonah Jameson] …\*\*- a quote from ‘Spiderman’ (2002) \*\*\* \***You see, when you quote things, this is where a footnote goes on your post. I’ll leave it for the reader to judge where a footnote needs to go re: You.** ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/935 "2017-03-13T16:34:54Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > I’m not an ultra-sensitive two-year-old… Then why do you sound like one? And that’s being generous. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2017, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/936 "2017-03-15T20:09:19Z")
I presented **Goosie** and his goon squads\*. I have no idea why anyone answered him, but he was fed, with the predictable result that some conservatives on the Board now think that liberals on the board believe this shit. [Goosie](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=821600') \*Band name ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2017, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/937 "2017-03-15T20:28:57Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I presented **Goosie** and his goon squads\*. I have no idea why anyone answered him, but he was fed, with the predictable result that some conservatives on the Board now think that liberals on the board believe this shit. That link isn’t working for me but a look at [Goosie’s 6-year post history](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?do=finduser) doesn’t indicate to me there is any reason to believe they are trolling. The liberal’s replies in the goon squad thread including my own seem to justify the validity of the question. ---
**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2017, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/938 "2017-03-15T21:09:20Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > with the predictable result that some conservatives on the Board now think that liberals on the board believe this shit. (snipped) Ron White said it best, “You can’t fix stupid.” ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2017, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/939 "2017-03-15T21:22:19Z")
> [@Crazyhorse](#): > > That link isn’t working for me but a look at [Goosie’s 6-year post history](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/search.php?do=finduser) doesn’t indicate to me there is any reason to believe they are trolling. Yeah, I’m not seeing it either. Just a few oddball threads in his past, but nothing that indicates trolling. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2017, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/omnibus-trolls-r-us-thread/755489/940 "2017-03-15T23:32:24Z")
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